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#21
05-07-2015, 11:15 AM
Wow... Crazy how the universe works. Buddy of mine is getting married on the 17th. Texted me last night to see if I was going to his bachelor party at Hooters on Saturday. His fiance has aspergers. I told him to text me if they decide to leave hooters and have a real bachelors party.
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#22
05-07-2015, 12:44 PM
(05-07-2015, 09:19 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 12:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 04:34 PM)sally Wrote: Speaking of Hooters, they have the worst wings ever. They're really hard to fuck up, you fry them until crispy and toss them in hot sauce. It doesn't take an Einstein. You'd think the ding bat waitresses were back there cooking them.

Agreed. The best wings are The Rusty Nail in Clifton Park and Bomber's in Albany. Plus Hooters makes me feel like a dirty old man. Especially when the waitresses sit down and make small talk with you and act like you and them are best friends.

The Rusty Nail does have good wings. The best though are the originals at The Anchor Bar in Buffalo.

Never been to Buffalo.
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#23
05-07-2015, 12:47 PM
(05-07-2015, 10:03 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [quote='aussiefriend' pid='395668' dateline='1430990194']
You think Zero is an alien, but what gender?

Female,duh. Its in the name. Zero "spheres"(aka testes).
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05-07-2015, 12:50 PM
(05-07-2015, 05:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think MWS may have found himself a BFF here at Mock with Clang, who knew?

No you're my BFF(Bitchy Floppy Funbags).

hahBlowing-kisses
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#25
05-07-2015, 05:03 PM
(05-07-2015, 12:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Female,duh. Its in the name. Zero "spheres"(aka testes).

Clang, Dick was the first see that correlation and that was 3.5 years ago. I guess Mockers are not thorough readers and need some things pointed out. What is obvious to few, (two in this case, you and Dick) goes completely over looked by others.
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#26
05-07-2015, 07:25 PM
(05-07-2015, 09:19 AM)ramseycat Wrote: The best though are the originals at The Anchor Bar in Buffalo.

The best are mine, that's probably why I'm picky about them. We ate at the Anchor bar while my son was doing a bowling tournament in Buffalo and everyone said mine were better. My family wouldn't lie about that, they like rubbing it in my face when someone cooks something better than me. The Anchor was a close second though.
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#27
05-07-2015, 07:32 PM
(05-07-2015, 07:25 PM)sally Wrote: We ate at the Anchor bar while my son was doing a bowling tournament in Buffalo


Kinda cool that you both were at the same place. It's not like it's Disney World or a major attraction like that.

Ugh. It's A Small World playing in my head now.
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05-08-2015, 12:05 AM
(05-07-2015, 05:03 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 12:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Female,duh. Its in the name. Zero "spheres"(aka testes).

Clang, Dick was the first see that correlation and that was 3.5 years ago.

Sorry I'll try and read 3.5 years worth of posts everyday or get that Mock memory upgrade as soon as the Mock store gets more in(BBH,Duchess and OTD keep buying them all up).
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05-08-2015, 07:08 AM
(05-07-2015, 12:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 05:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think MWS may have found himself a BFF here at Mock with Clang, who knew?

No you're my BFF(Bitchy Floppy Funbags).

hahBlowing-kisses

you keep mentioning this, so I gotta just shut you up here and let you know that you are way off on this. Way off.
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05-08-2015, 09:31 AM
(05-08-2015, 07:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 12:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 05:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think MWS may have found himself a BFF here at Mock with Clang, who knew?

No you're my BFF(Bitchy Floppy Funbags).

hahBlowing-kisses

you keep mentioning this, so I gotta just shut you up here and let you know that you are way off on this. Way off.

Keep it up Clang.
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#31
05-08-2015, 10:56 AM
You don't hear that often do ya?
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05-08-2015, 11:12 AM
(05-08-2015, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: You don't hear that often do ya?

Haha.. You know I wasn't talking about his weiner.
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05-08-2015, 11:15 AM


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05-08-2015, 12:33 PM
Muuuuahahahahahaaaa!!!
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05-08-2015, 01:18 PM
(05-08-2015, 07:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 12:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 05:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think MWS may have found himself a BFF here at Mock with Clang, who knew?

No you're my BFF(Bitchy Floppy Funbags).

hahBlowing-kisses

you keep mentioning this, so I gotta just shut you up here and let you know that you are way off on this. Way off.
And you're way, way off your meds.
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05-08-2015, 01:19 PM
(05-08-2015, 11:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: You don't hear that often do ya?

Haha.. You know I wasn't talking about his weiner.

Awww...:(
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05-08-2015, 01:20 PM
(05-08-2015, 09:31 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 07:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 12:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 05:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think MWS may have found himself a BFF here at Mock with Clang, who knew?

No you're my BFF(Bitchy Floppy Funbags).

hahBlowing-kisses

you keep mentioning this, so I gotta just shut you up here and let you know that you are way off on this. Way off.

Keep it up Clang.

Will do. Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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05-08-2015, 01:25 PM
(05-08-2015, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: You don't hear that often do ya?
Yeah I do, but its usually said in a sarcastic tone of voice,followed by being beaten up by a girl.

FYI, never call a girl named Kelly Green, "Kelly Green Bean".
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#39
05-08-2015, 02:54 PM
(05-08-2015, 01:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 11:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: You don't hear that often do ya?

Haha.. You know I wasn't talking about his weiner.

Awww...:(

Now l feel bad. :(
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05-08-2015, 03:15 PM
(05-08-2015, 02:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 01:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 11:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-08-2015, 10:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: You don't hear that often do ya?

Haha.. You know I wasn't talking about his weiner.

Awww...:(

Now l feel bad. :(

Don't feel bad. It was jokey sadness. Kind of like when Conan O'Brien pretends to drink his tears and they make him stronger.
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