Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies

[cladking]

Yeah, that can be fun sometimes, MS.

I'm skeered if it's a redhead though.

If I'm gonna get pushed around it shouldn't be a redhead.

[aussiefriend]

(Copied from the crime forum)

Dragging a woman by her hair and bending her over the nearest counter/couch is one thing that should never change.

Women love a man that takes charge.

Ladies, wouldn't you agree?

I would kill a man that tried that shit with me. Mighty hard to get an erection when you are deceased.

[sally]

I hate my hair being pulled. If a guy tried to drag me by the hair I'd start throwing punches.

[Maggot]

There sure are some feisty bitches in here.

[Duchess]

*flexes*

[Clang McFly]

I'll just tell the cops I fell down the stairs and/or ran into the door.

*cowers*

[Duchess]

You're a funny fucker. That's the second time you made me laugh out loud. I did when you tickled me too. Hahaha.

...or maybe I'm just easily amused.

I'm high.

[Clang McFly]

You're a funny fucker. That's the second time you made me laugh out loud. I did when you tickled me too. Hahaha.

...or maybe I'm just easily amused.

I'm high.

Thanks. *blushes*

You and most of the other Mockers make me a better, more confident person than I ever realized I could be.

Probably saved me hundreds/thousands on therapy bills too.

[Duchess]

[Clang McFly]

Sorry, forgot I'm not supposed to be serious.

*farts*

[Duchess]

Sorry, forgot I'm not supposed to be serious.

You know you can be as serious or as goofy as you want, honey.

[Blindgreed1]

You're a funny fucker. That's the second time you made me laugh out loud. I did when you tickled me too. Hahaha.

...or maybe I'm just easily amused.

I'm high.

Thanks. *blushes*

You and most of the other Mockers make me a better, more confident person than I ever realized I could be.

Probably saved me hundreds/thousands on therapy bills too.

Go ahead and spend the money bro... You're a mess.

[Clang McFly]

Sorry, forgot I'm not supposed to be serious.

You know you can be as serious or as goofy as you want, honey.

I know. hence the fart, while I'm talking about being serious.

[Clang McFly]

You're a funny fucker. That's the second time you made me laugh out loud. I did when you tickled me too. Hahaha.

...or maybe I'm just easily amused.

I'm high.

Thanks. *blushes*

You and most of the other Mockers make me a better, more confident person than I ever realized I could be.

Probably saved me hundreds/thousands on therapy bills too.

Go ahead and spend the money bro... You're a mess.

I'm getting better. I only think about murdering people and suicide twice a day now.(funny because its not true).

[Midwest Spy]

Mock ladies, my 10^th wedding anniversary is coming up (month and a half) and I'd like some gift ideas.

I'm thinking between $500 and $1000 (or less if you think she'd be happy.

[Duchess]

Mock ladies, my 10^th wedding anniversary is coming up (month and a half) and I'd like some gift ideas.

Does she wear jewelry? I ask because all women aren't into trinkets, I'm not. I'd rather get a sacred cow.

[Midwest Spy]

Mock ladies, my 10^th wedding anniversary is coming up (month and a half) and I'd like some gift ideas.

Does she wear jewelry? I ask because all women aren't into trinkets, I'm not. I'd rather get a sacred cow.

She doesn't seem preoccupied with jewelry but she enjoys it from time to time.

[Duchess]

What does she like to do that doesn't involve her husband & children? Does she go to the spa, play tennis, anything like that?

[Duchess]

She probably has everything she wants & needs. What about the gift of time away from it all?

Not exactly a romantic anniversary gift.

[Midwest Spy]

We're going to a b&b in Red Wing that night, doing a boat cruise on the St. Croix and possibly playing golf too.

I don't know, I just feel like I've gotta get a little something on top of that.

She doesn't get into lavish gifts, but maybe some earrings?