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#61
05-29-2015, 11:29 AM


I can't see Asian without thinking of User.
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05-29-2015, 11:34 AM
Maybe BG and Zero. Do you like odd balls who enjoy photo shopping, BG? And I'm pretty sure Zero isn't Asian so your good with that.
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05-29-2015, 11:42 AM
(05-29-2015, 11:34 AM)sally Wrote: Maybe BG and Zero. Do you like odd balls who enjoy photo shopping, BG? And I'm pretty sure Zero isn't Asian so your good with that.

I bet BG would be a lot of fun. Cosmo has to approve and he is liking F.U. because of Lucy. Has anyone mentioned a match for ESAD yet?
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05-29-2015, 11:44 AM
I have a huge braincrush on HotD and freely admit it. There isn't anything sexier than a woman who doesn't play by the society rules of "pretty and stupid." Pretty sure any relationship we had would be occasionally ally heated and mentally stimulating. But probably not sexual.
Aussiefriend just seems like too much crazy fun not to get her nekkid at least once. Probably my sexual dryspell talking, but I'd pluck that body like a harpstring just to see how loud I could make it hum.

Plus if I did her right she wouldn't be able to resist telling everyone here and my social calendar would fill right up.
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05-29-2015, 11:46 AM
(05-29-2015, 11:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I don't know where you got the Asian thing Gunnar -- blueberry and Tiki are both attractive women and neither of them are Asian.

Also, Js says she doesn't discriminate, she just happens to love a black man.

Anyway, I'll let someone who's better at match making pair you up. Or, you could just tell us who you want? Cutz is still on the market, btw.
I've never seen Tiki. I assumed she was Asian because of a few Asian-like posts she made which may have been typos. We've all heard "Once you go black you never go back" so yet another assumption on my part. Blue? Might be a bit out of my age bracket to have much in common with, although I wouldn't mind having an oxygen bottle handy for those Saturday morning hangovers. Cutz is a dude and i'm not into dudes, but he is intelligent, handsome and has a great sense of humor. All great qualities. I'd hang out with him, but the thought of sliding my tongue down his throat makes me dry heave.
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05-29-2015, 11:46 AM



"Pretty & stupid". Ugh Ugh. Beauty, brains & boobs is excellent.
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05-29-2015, 11:47 AM
Keep it up. You're next. <3
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#68
05-29-2015, 11:49 AM
(05-29-2015, 11:47 AM)Donovan Wrote: Keep it up.


I feel a naughty comin' on.
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05-29-2015, 12:09 PM
(05-29-2015, 11:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-29-2015, 11:47 AM)Donovan Wrote: Keep it up.


I feel a naughty comin' on.

You always had a boner for MF. I'll put you with the fat Italian guy if it makes you happy, k?
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05-29-2015, 12:11 PM
I liked MF, I thought he was funny.
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05-29-2015, 12:16 PM
(05-29-2015, 12:09 PM)username Wrote: You always had a boner for MF. I'll put you with the fat Italian guy if it makes you happy, k?


Nah, we were friends. All of the bs was to fuck with those that got pissed off about it and it worked, every. time.
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05-29-2015, 12:31 PM
Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?
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05-29-2015, 12:37 PM
(05-29-2015, 11:46 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Cutz is a dude and i'm not into dudes, but he is intelligent, handsome and has a great sense of humor. All great qualities. I'd hang out with him, but the thought of sliding my tongue down his throat makes me dry heave.
Thanks, thanks, and thanks. Agree on all points.
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05-29-2015, 12:40 PM
(05-29-2015, 12:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?

If you were my sister I would start a gofundme account for your transgender operation, maybe put it in California or New York they seem to be big on the plight of the downtrodden. Besides we could go drinking and fighting and not pay our tab then.
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05-29-2015, 12:45 PM
(05-29-2015, 12:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?

Shut up. You're gonna fuck Dono and you're gonna like it.
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05-29-2015, 01:13 PM
Please... No pics.
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#77
05-29-2015, 01:22 PM
(05-29-2015, 12:45 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-29-2015, 12:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?

Shut up. You're gonna fuck Dono and you're gonna like it.

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05-29-2015, 01:26 PM
(05-29-2015, 12:45 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-29-2015, 12:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?

Shut up. You're gonna fuck Dono and you're gonna like it.

You're such a pimp.

So, do I have to let Donovan attempt to get my mind all hot and stimulated too?

Get back to me on that. Kid and I are busy on-line shopping for artificial Christmas trees and secretly tape-recording his roommate.
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05-29-2015, 01:28 PM
(05-29-2015, 01:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, do I have to let Donovan attempt to get my mind all hot and stimulated too?


Yes! I'll be disappointed if you don't and I'm invested in this! I want to see sparks fly!
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05-30-2015, 04:44 AM
(05-28-2015, 05:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Crash and Cannongal.


Those all seem like very natural, compatible unions.


Were you fuckin high when you were writing this? Crash would either kill me, or himself within the first week.

I am destined to be Mock's old maid....
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