Mock match ups

[Duchess]

I am destined to be Mock's old maid....

Do you like secluded mountains cabins? Do you cook? There's a chance you might be the woman for me.

You don't talk too much, do you?

Don't worry about the sex, I'm only interested in your cooking skills.

[thekid65]

Just keep your filthy hands off the fat, drunken kraut. OK?

Ok by me.

I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my skinny, porn-star looking ex-junkie to give your fat, oily, Jew-hating, liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.

Maybe we could trade sometime. I'll even throw in a guy with a bad back and a colostomy bag to sweeten the deal.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...hold on there. I'm a 1 woman man. No trades allowed.

[HairOfTheDog]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...hold on there. I'm a 1 woman man. No trades allowed.

Well, that's just...........kinda cool.

Now, I feel a little guilty for treating you like a sex object to be passed around to my friends.

You're getting an extra thick slice of Spam on your next sammich.

[JsMom]

Sally and Six.

Duchess and Cars.

JsMom and BG.

JimBone and Fahqtoo.

Ramsey and F.U.

Crash and Cannongal.


Those all seem like very natural, compatible unions.

I don't understand how me and JsMom are a "natural compatible union?" I don't think weve had more then a few passing comments with eachother.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[JsMom]

That's probably why you stand a chance with Js. She doesn't know you yet Gunnar.

Red Flag

[JsMom]

That's probably why you stand a chance with Js. She doesn't know you yet Gunnar.

Then it wouldn't work for me. I like a woman I can have open discussion with. Debate. Raport. As well as sexy time. Sorry Js... We're broken up.

Thank God because I've never been good at juggling more then one man at a time.

[JsMom]

I was thinking Mags + user, and Mo + Duchess.

User and Crash.

Ramsey's black, dusty hole and a strap on, lights out, might do them both a world of good.

You have lost your fuckin' mind!

[Jimbone]

Let's go JB...we need to find a secluded island in the Caribbean.

Sounds good to me.

Turns out the margarita blender was a pretty awesome gift. Went and bought one for myself, which I shall bring to our island paradise.

[thekid65]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...hold on there. I'm a 1 woman man. No trades allowed.

Well, that's just...........kinda cool.

Now, I feel a little guilty for treating you like a sex object to be passed around to my friends.

You're getting an extra thick slice of Spam on your next sammich.

And I guarantee there would be no discussions of artificial Christmas trees during our little fling. Video recording (consensual).....perhaps...but no Christmas tree shopping (at least for another 6 months)

[sally]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...hold on there. I'm a 1 woman man. No trades allowed.

Well, that's just...........kinda cool.

Now, I feel a little guilty for treating you like a sex object to be passed around to my friends.

You're getting an extra thick slice of Spam on your next sammich.

It's ok. Even though the deal is off I'll still let you keep the racist old bastard with the bad back that I threw in as a side perk.

[F.U.]

I'll take FU.

And I would very happy to take my little kitten. I am sure it would be a very fun matchup !

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Ramsey and F.U.

That one I agree. He's wild and outgoing enough to balance out her dopey dull personality.

I thought the same about Six and you.

I guess you have a point. After I empty Six's bedpan and rub Bengay all over his hairy back we can listen to his old Steppenwolf album. That should liven me up some.

I'll have you know I do not have a hairy back, I even went and looked in the mirror to make sure before posting, and wouldn't even know how to use a bedpan.

What the hell is wrong with Steppenwolf?

[HairOfTheDog]

It's ok. Even though the deal is off I'll still let you keep the racist old bastard with the bad back that I threw in as a side perk.

I like Six alright, but I don't think you're gonna unload him that easily.

Even though you called him a fat, hairy, racist old bastard, he's still trying to sell you on the magic carpet ride.

He might have staying power.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Nothing like a good rug burn

[sally]

I'll have you know I do not have a hairy back, I even went and looked in the mirror to make sure before posting, and wouldn't even know how to use a bedpan.

What the hell is wrong with Steppenwolf?

Steppenwolf is ok, although I could do without ever listening to born to be wild again. But if I'm going to massage your back that you claim isn't hairy I'd prefer to do it to Karma Chameleon, Here Comes The Hotstepper or anything by CCR.

[HairOfTheDog]

Go with the CCR, Six.

Put on "Bad Moon Rising", get on all fours while sally's massaging the Bengay into your hairless back, and maybe you'll score an ass rub too.

[Donovan]

Go with the CCR, Six.

Put on "Bad Moon Rising", get on all fours while sally's massaging the Bengay into your hairless back, and maybe you'll score an ass rub

That or Looking out My back Door.

[Duchess]

Hahahaha!

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Not real sure I would trust Sally back there with anything remotely like a lube. She seems to have hostility issues to work out.

[aussiefriend]

Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?

Shut up. You're gonna fuck Dono and you're gonna like it.

I'm not that kind of girl. I'm the kind that obsesses about a guy and bores the shit out of my friends talking about it.