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#21
05-30-2015, 05:11 AM


Duchess would like to slap you upside the head.
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05-30-2015, 10:19 AM
(05-29-2015, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Duchess likes it up the ass.
my gf likes it up the ass....ramming my nuts with her butt(see All about Clang thread)
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#23
05-30-2015, 12:41 PM
(05-30-2015, 10:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-29-2015, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Duchess likes it up the ass.
my gf likes it up the ass....ramming my nuts with her butt(see All about Clang thread)

Oh so that's what you meant by that. So you haven't had regular sex with your new girlfriend yet, but you're having anal sex?

You're an idiot hah. I don't believe anything you say.
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05-30-2015, 01:00 PM
(05-30-2015, 12:41 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-30-2015, 10:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-29-2015, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Duchess likes it up the ass.
my gf likes it up the ass....ramming my nuts with her butt(see All about Clang thread)

Oh so that's what you meant by that. So you haven't had regular sex with your new girlfriend yet, but you're having anal sex?

You're an idiot hah. I don't believe anything you say.
No anal sex either. I was making a joke. She rams her butt into my nuts when she stands in front of me facing forward and grabs my arms and wraps them around her(during which I brushed against her nipple). Yeah I am an idiot. "Love has made me stupider"

We spent most of the date swinging on a swing chair at this park/playground while I was a goofy mean asshole to her. She was into it though. Oh and according to her: Maybe equals yes. Good to know if I wanted to rape her.
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05-30-2015, 01:16 PM
(05-30-2015, 01:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I was a goofy mean asshole to her.


Goofy is fun, mean isn't. Define mean.

This really isn't what I had in mind for you, Clang. I wanted something special for you. Do as I say, not as I do. I lost my cherry on a golf course after the prom.
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05-30-2015, 01:37 PM
(05-30-2015, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: This really isn't what I had in mind for you, Clang. I wanted something special for you.

It's not that bad. He had me thinking that she likes her asshole annihilated while riding poor Clang in the reverse cowgirl position hah.
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05-30-2015, 01:45 PM
(05-30-2015, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-30-2015, 01:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I was a goofy mean asshole to her.


Goofy is fun, mean isn't. Define mean.

This really isn't what I had in mind for you, Clang. I wanted something special for you. Do as I say, not as I do. I lost my cherry on a golf course after the prom.
it is special. In a crazy special needs kinda way. I'm a college graduate and she has a GED. Mean like mean but funny mean asshole sort of like Donovan. I'll try and think of some examples and post them later. I really need to grab some lunch.
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05-30-2015, 03:13 PM
It's called being a guy.
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05-30-2015, 03:54 PM
I want to say yes, but with age comes wisdom.

Not a deal breaker anymore.

Ideal world however is a giving and receiving carnival.
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05-30-2015, 07:17 PM
(05-29-2015, 08:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think your heart will be mended instantly when you catch up on the Mock Match-Ups thread.

No, I think my heart will always shed a tear knowing that little piece of information.

I like user; she has that whole wild-child, dark sordid past thing happening, with a dose of Clare Dunphy milfy-mom and a very healthy untamed inner slut. It's a fantastic mix. But Sally just... just 'gets' me. I think she was deflecting.
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05-30-2015, 07:20 PM
(05-29-2015, 11:10 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Shut. Up. MS.

I love giving and recieving so yes. It's a deal breaker.

HOT DAMN! Glad to see we think alike.
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05-30-2015, 08:24 PM
(05-30-2015, 07:17 PM)crash Wrote:
(05-29-2015, 08:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think your heart will be mended instantly when you catch up on the Mock Match-Ups thread.

No, I think my heart will always shed a tear knowing that little piece of information.

I like user; she has that whole wild-child, dark sordid past thing happening, with a dose of Clare Dunphy milfy-mom and a very healthy untamed inner slut. It's a fantastic mix. But Sally just... just 'gets' me. I think she was deflecting.

Hey, I think YOU'RE deflecting.

I mean, since sal's your choice of mock match and she feels about the same in regards to oral sex as I do, seems to me that she's the one to blame for your weeping heart. She's cold like that alright.

I'm just a warm innocent bystander unjustly shouldering the burden of your tears -- an angel really.
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05-31-2015, 12:27 AM
(05-30-2015, 07:17 PM)crash Wrote: I like user; she has that whole wild-child, dark sordid past thing happening, with a dose of Clare Dunphy milfy-mom and a very healthy untamed inner slut. It's a fantastic mix. But Sally just... just 'gets' me. I think she was deflecting.

A strange thing about us women is when we know a man likes us we'll try to hook him up with our ugly friend. We get some kind of sick pleasure from it.
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#34
05-31-2015, 12:28 AM
JK. User is a classic beauty. Except lately her legs look like they belong to an albino Ethiopian.
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05-31-2015, 06:21 AM
(05-30-2015, 08:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: she feels about the same in regards to oral sex as I do

Stop here

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!

Where did Sally say such a thing? I know she has said she usually has to sit on something to have an orgasm, but I don't recall her saying she doesn't care for a tall, handsome foreign gentleman lapping at her delicate folds like at kitten at a bowl of milk.

If this is true, I may lock myself indoors until you come to coax me out..
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05-31-2015, 07:51 AM
(05-31-2015, 06:21 AM)crash Wrote:
(05-30-2015, 08:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: she feels about the same in regards to oral sex as I do
Where did Sally say such a thing?

The last post on page 1 of this thread.
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05-31-2015, 09:31 AM
(05-30-2015, 03:13 PM)Cutz Wrote: It's called being a guy.
Lol. Good to know my female crossdressing hasn't affected my male brain.
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05-31-2015, 09:37 AM
(05-31-2015, 07:51 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-31-2015, 06:21 AM)crash Wrote:
(05-30-2015, 08:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: she feels about the same in regards to oral sex as I do
Where did Sally say such a thing?

The last post on page 1 of this thread.

Jesus wept.. You're both in denial.
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#39
05-31-2015, 12:20 PM
It's not that I don't like it, it's just that nothing ever comes of it for me. I need hard penetration for that to happen. So if a guy really wasn't into that it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me.

But Ramsey loves it if that makes you feel any better. She said she'd ditch a guy in a heartbeat if he wasn't willing to eat her fat monkey.
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05-31-2015, 12:29 PM
(05-31-2015, 09:37 AM)crash Wrote: Jesus wept.. You're both in denial.

Smiley_emoticons_smile

If you need a woman who's really into receiving oral sex, you have good odds of finding one.

According to an Esquire poll:

---45% of American women are way into it -- they consider receiving oral sex a necessary part of foreplay for them, or would rather have it than intercourse.

---44% of American women are so/so about it -- they consider it nice every now and again, but not a deal breaker or anything.

---10% of American women just don't like it.

Survey http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a72...omen-0510/

I'm in the 44% batch. There are other things I'd typically much rather be doing with my partner and I could easily live without it. That doesn't have anything to do with how passionate or skilled the man is about it.
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