So hi

[Clang McFly]

I came here because alot of smiliar forums I had been a member on either closed down or went to shit...Often heard of Mock but never joined before..I think I will like it here with my dark humor and dark view of the world! Seems like a good community!

Yeh well it's not.

get the fuck out of here then if you don't like it, ya crazy bitch. No one is forcing you to stay.

[sally]

Do you still enjoy that other forum you post at?

Are you talking to me? If so then scroll down on page one where I explained what happened at the other forum.

[sally]

I came here because alot of smiliar forums I had been a member on either closed down or went to shit...Often heard of Mock but never joined before..I think I will like it here with my dark humor and dark view of the world! Seems like a good community!

Yeh well it's not.

get the fuck out of here then if you don't like it, ya crazy bitch. No one is forcing you to stay.

She was making a joke, you fat butt fucker.

[username]

I was banned from there too, but it wasn't Gear that did it. Jibbles banned me. There were only like five people left in the forum so they made me a mod for shits and giggles so in return I changed one of Jibbles posts from saying "Sally is a cum dumpster" to" Jibbles loves black cock" for shits and giggles. Also I deleted one of ESAD's posts directed at me just to test it out. So I was banned for abusing my mod privileges lol.

Well done! I just threw Gear's name out there but if darn skank is Gear (or Dribbles) I think I deserve some forum sensor award. And I doubt very much that either would ever move beyond their lovely pink (it suits them both so well) status.

[Love Child]

I was banned from there too, but it wasn't Gear that did it. Jibbles banned me. There were only like five people left in the forum so they made me a mod for shits and giggles so in return I changed one of Jibbles posts from saying "Sally is a cum dumpster" to" Jibbles loves black cock" for shits and giggles. Also I deleted one of ESAD's posts directed at me just to test it out. So I was banned for abusing my mod privileges lol.

Oh.
Well I see.
How the fuck did I miss this?

[username]

If by you people you mean username
anyway
simple mistake
thanks for the clarification

Hey there! I've had retarded moments but I think I've been firing on all the brain cells I have left in this thread so far...(which on my worst day, still far exceed any Aussie might claim to possess).

Tough crowd.

BTW, where'd the nOOb go?

[Clang McFly]

I came here because alot of smiliar forums I had been a member on either closed down or went to shit...Often heard of Mock but never joined before..I think I will like it here with my dark humor and dark view of the world! Seems like a good community!

Yeh well it's not.

get the fuck out of here then if you don't like it, ya crazy bitch. No one is forcing you to stay.

She was making a joke, you fat butt fucker.

shut your whore mouth, sally sassycuntpants. I'll talk to Miss Kangaroo Tilt a Whirl any way I like. I'm sick of you pissy bitches pushing poor old Clang around.

[Cutz]

Seems like a good community!

Yeh well it's not.

get the fuck out of here then if you don't like it, ya crazy bitch. No one is forcing you to stay.

She was making a joke, you fat butt fucker.

Actually made a pretty good joke. I was worried her sense of humor was broken, but that was a good one.

If by you people you mean username

Hey there! I've had retarded moments

All of last week is not a moment.

[Duchess]

I'm sick of you pissy bitches pushing poor old Clang around.

WTF!

[Jimbone]

I'm sick of you pissy bitches pushing poor old Clang around.

Given your purported size, I don't think anyone is pushing you anywhere.

[aussiefriend]

[Clang McFly]

I'm sick of you pissy bitches pushing poor old Clang around.

Given your purported size, I don't think anyone is pushing you anywhere.

No not any "one" but even Clang is able to be pushed when standing in the front row at a concert and multiple mosh pits form behind him.

[Clang McFly]

I'm sick of you pissy bitches pushing poor old Clang around.

WTF!

heh. It should read "You pissy bitches are nice enough to tolerate poor fat, weird, misunderstood, sometimes funny Clang."

[HairOfTheDog]

I came here because alot of smiliar forums I had been a member on either closed down or went to shit...Often heard of Mock but never joined before..I think I will like it here with my dark humor and dark view of the world! Seems like a good community!

Don't listen to my friend aussie, skadarn. Mock is a good community.

It's also a safe community, as long as you heed a couple of simple warnings.
-If you're a straight dude, stay away from dark corners when Clang McFly is stumbling around drunk in here. He's bi-curious and hankering to try the butt thing.

-If you're a straight chick, resist the urge to assist Love Child should she take a spill. She'll sneak an ice cube down your shirt and have you licking her pussy before you know it.

If you wanna sidle up and curry favor with some members, heed these tips.
- Engage F.U. Don't Ask Again and Sixfootersez in a conversation about the merits of strict gun control and abolishing the Second Amendment.

- Invite JsMom to join you for a leisurely float in the community pool.

- Express your love for President Obama to Maggot and Jimbone, and your love of snakes to Carsman and FAHQTOO.

- Make clear to sally just how much you admire that courageous trailblazer Caitlyn Jenner.

- Ask Blindgreed1 to help you stage a Mock protest against government sanctioning of the Confederate Flag, and save the biggest "ban the C-Flag!" signs for BlueTiki and Duchess.

- Steal wildflower's Jager and tell her to keep her shirt on.

- Let Mohammad know why Dick Cheney is your absolute idol.

- Do not gossip or talk about Coach bags with ramseycat.

- Denounce the legalization of same-sex marriage to Queen Bee.

- Praise Bill Cosby to blueberryhill whenever possible.

- Defend George Zimmeran as a sacrificial lamb to Adub.

- Preach the Bible to Crash every chance you get.

- Explain to Donovan why Edward Snowden is a god damned traitor and why universal health care in America is utter bullshit to be exploited by Mexicans.

- Pussyfoot around username.

- Rag on Philadelphia Eagles' fans whenever Cutz comes around.

- Don't show Midwest Spy your tits (especially if they're nice full female breasts).

I'm here to help. Welcome to Mock.

[sally]

- When replying to HotD and Duchess use lots of Photoshopped pictures with your own text added to it and then edit it whenever you want.

[QueenBee]

The force is strong with this one. Actually came back and made a second post. So far, not too spectacular. Waiting for more darkness.

[Duchess]

I wouldn't mind it if it were EH, he's my favorite troll (and the only one EVAH that I've let in about a dozen times). Y'all may mistake that for me having a senior moment but even when I'm lucid I still think that.

[HairOfTheDog]

- When replying to HotD and Duchess use lots of Photoshopped pictures with your own text added to it and then edit it whenever you want.

You could do that skadarn.

I wouldn't recommend it though, unless you're strong as steel and therefor able to withstand the pain of someone pointing out to you that it's a chickenshit move, or calling you a pussy for not owning your shit.

If you're not that strong but still feel compelled to do something so magical and rebellious as sally suggests, no worries. Sally Super Shield will probably come to your rescue. Don't count on her to help you out if someone only calls you a Faggot, a douchebag, a nigger, or a troll though -- those are sal-approved.

Eat me again, sally.

[sally]

Also HotD is a male and would prefer to be called one. You'll notice that people keep referring to him as female, but that's just to annoy him.

[Duchess]

Men who can deal with strong women are not as prevalent as men who can't, those kind are a dime a dozen. Cheap, huh? That's because nobody wants 'em.