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Real nice sally.
You don't see me telling virtual strangers about your chafed, hairy, 5-pound balls before they even make it out of virgin status.
You're probably gonna scare skadarn away with that freaky talk. It's just too soon to be whipping out my 10-inch schlong.
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I just want pics of the first time Sally ate HoTD,
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(07-15-2015, 02:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I just want pics of the first time Sally ate HoTD,
And watch out for this guy if you're a straight man. As you can see now he's a pervert fag.
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(07-15-2015, 02:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I just want pics of the first time Sally ate HoTD,
I know what they look like so it's easy for me to imagine - I see Hot D holding Sally's hair away from her face so I can watch her face, see her eyes. I see them both tense when I scream SAY CHEESE as the camera flashes.
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(07-15-2015, 02:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: (07-15-2015, 02:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I just want pics of the first time Sally ate HoTD,
I know what they look like so it's easy for me to imagine - I see Hot D holding Sally's hair away from her face so I can watch her face, see her eyes. I see them both tense when I scream SAY CHEESE as the camera flashes. 
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Here we are, talking to ourselves again. Why do these people bother registering, making an intro thread and then *poof*? Nada.
One of you fuckers scared it away. 
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That's because they soon realize that they don't like any of you. You are all weird and most people don't like you, as soon as you can admit that to yourselves you'll be ok with it.
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(07-15-2015, 04:29 PM)sally Wrote: That's because they soon realize that they don't like any of you. You are all weird and most people don't like you, as soon as you can admit that to yourselves you'll be ok with it. You sound like my mother Sally. 
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You're mother gives good advice, freak show.
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And I meant to say you're.
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(07-15-2015, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (07-14-2015, 11:26 AM)skadarn Wrote: I came here because alot of smiliar forums I had been a member on either closed down or went to shit...Often heard of Mock but never joined before..I think I will like it here with my dark humor and dark view of the world! Seems like a good community!
Don't listen to my friend aussie, skadarn. Mock is a good community.
It's also a safe community, as long as you heed a couple of simple warnings.
-If you're a straight dude, stay away from dark corners when Clang McFly is stumbling around drunk in here. He's bi-curious and hankering to try the butt thing.
-If you're a straight chick, resist the urge to assist Love Child should she take a spill. She'll sneak an ice cube down your shirt and have you licking her pussy before you know it.
If you wanna sidle up and curry favor with some members, heed these tips.
- Engage F.U. Don't Ask Again and Sixfootersez in a conversation about the merits of strict gun control and abolishing the Second Amendment.
- Invite JsMom to join you for a leisurely float in the community pool.
- Express your love for President Obama to Maggot and Jimbone, and your love of snakes to Carsman and FAHQTOO.
- Make clear to sally just how much you admire that courageous trailblazer Caitlyn Jenner.
- Ask Blindgreed1 to help you stage a Mock protest against government sanctioning of the Confederate Flag, and save the biggest "ban the C-Flag!" signs for BlueTiki and Duchess.
- Steal wildflower's Jager and tell her to keep her shirt on.
- Let Mohammad know why Dick Cheney is your absolute idol.
- Do not gossip or talk about Coach bags with ramseycat.
- Denounce the legalization of same-sex marriage to Queen Bee.
- Praise Bill Cosby to blueberryhill whenever possible.
- Defend George Zimmeran as a sacrificial lamb to Adub.
- Preach the Bible to Crash every chance you get.
- Explain to Donovan why Edward Snowden is a god damned traitor and why universal health care in America is utter bullshit to be exploited by Mexicans.
- Pussyfoot around username.
- Rag on Philadelphia Eagles' fans whenever Cutz comes around.
- Don't show Midwest Spy your tits (especially if they're nice full female breasts).
I'm here to help. Welcome to Mock.
- Invite JsMom to join you for a leisurely float in the community pool.
I see what you did there.
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Sure glad that I didn't have to go thru this inItation process. I was special. Still am. Truth.
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(07-16-2015, 12:53 AM)Older Than Dirt Wrote: Sure glad that I didn't have to go thru this inItation process. I was special. Still am. Truth.
Wait...how did you escape that? You ARE special but still...
Boxers, thongs, commando or grandma panties? I don't know WHY that question always comes up but I don't see why/how you skated past it (and it's never too late). Give it up, OTD. 
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(07-16-2015, 01:26 AM)username Wrote: Wait...how did you escape that? You ARE special but still...
LC always let her sleuths bypass the hazing. They were here for crime not for Mock, per se. Some morphed and came over to the dark side, some never posted outside of the crime forum.
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I don't like the newbie forum at all and I haven't for a long time, I sorta resent that we even have to have it but it's Mock's "filter" in a sense and it keeps out the undesirables. I understand that most forums accept just anyone but I have no intention of lowering our standards just to fill our site. 
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Hell, I only got in because I was friends with Sin at the old forum [I, along with a couple others that are here, was one of the few that were allowed to post in her Biker sub forum] . Plus Frank and I were friends. However even with those two behind me I still had to go through the hazing , but truth be told . . . I liked it.
ETA... Mentioning members from the old forum made me think of Newbie . I hadn't thought of him in quite a while. Miss the old fella.
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Hey, F.U. -- I guess it's really true.
People do get shorter as they age.
What inspired you to change your forum name?
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I couldn't access the forum from my mobile devices. My username was to long. SO now I am just F.U.
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