Have you ever faked it?

[Donovan]

Nah. I stopped taking my anti-murder-fools meds and just learned how to dig deeper holes for putting my annoyances into. I find it only takes one disappearance and a couple unsubstantiated rumors, and all the rest of the fools will begin to avoid you. Problem solved.

[Mohammed]

Awesome at 2:48... the noise made me laugh out loud! Hot mic placement fail.

It's fucking brilliant no?!

All of a sudden the nice explaining lady with a grapefruit turns into fucking Godzilla!! Destroying whole cities and sucking up its residents!

But yes, strangely enough I also find myself lately .... faking it.

Am not sure if it got to do with age or the simple fact that I'm all alone since months. Plus of course I'm drinking much less since some time, so maybe the easy going slut in me just died and sees the real me. Who knows, but it's a bit strange for sure. Me going "Hey, I'm horny" while I'm really busy actually but don't want to disappoint myself as well since I'm depressed from all that loneliness, so I go "Ok, let's" and ending up faking it to get it over quick but be happy the same time.

I think this situation is really messing with my head. And hormones of course.

[Blindgreed1]

Ok, I'm confused Mo. Are you trying to say you fake an orgasm while you masturbate, so that you don't depress yourself? Now I'M depressed...

[Duchess]

Mo misses Jelly & Jade so much :(

[sally]

"Damn it this masturbation is taking forever, I'm just going to pretend to finish and call it a day".

Yeah, that's not weird at all.

[Maggot]

That's good practice ya know!

[Love Child]

Have you ever faked an organism?

I only lie about having an orgasm so that I can come again and again and again. I am a mean bitch like that.

[Mohammed]

"Damn it this masturbation is taking forever, I'm just going to pretend to finish and call it a day".

Yeah, that's not weird at all.

See, she gets me. Every single time!

Yes, it is a sad state of depression and forget about the light, I don't even see a fucking tunnel! Am not sure if I can keep this up any longer so, I mean I'm doing all the faces and sounds, but I think I'm slowly catching up.

It's really hard to fuck with yourself you know!

[Donovan]

There is a certain amount of involuntary movement that comes with genuine orgasm both male and female, and if you pay attention it gets very easy to tell the difference between real and fake. When I was younger and still kept my ego attached to my sexual prowess I took fake orgasm as a challenge to my manhood and would really go to town on someone I caught phoning it in, working every trick in the book to get them sweaty and exhausted. Took a little age and wisdom to realize there are lots of reasons for sexual lethargy and not all of them are a personal affront.