Not exactly a newbie....

[Mephistopheles]

I see very little has changed here. Sub-human intellects, mind-numbingly predicable and weak ass efforts at jabs.... I had hoped the place had evolved into something better, something more fun. Alas, that wasn't meant to be.
I guess I'll stick around for a bit, see if I can't improve on what little I have to work with here.

That's a hell of a name to live up to, Mephisto. If you're still luring and gathering up corrupted souls for Lucifer, the pickings are rife here.

You might start with Blindgreed1 - he's doesn't believe in God any more than Faust did, plus he listens to that heavy metal devil's music. He's kind of a demon himself.

Or, maybe Midwest Spy. Christ whispers to him on the reg. However, MS often ignores the message and sins like the devil anyway -- assuming God's limitless forgiveness will reserve him a spot in heaven despite his transgressions.

If you're not on a mission and just want to shoot the shit here, there are lots of smart funny people with whom to engage. Pyropappy isn't one of them, but he's does have some fire in his belly.

Anyway, welcome back.

As the only post with a glimmer of an IQ that ISN'T in the single digit range, I will tell you, Dog, my purposes here are not to be revealed to just anyone who comes along asking. Take care where you tread; the reach of Mephistopheles is long and wide, and I will make my own choices, your recommendations notwithstanding.

[username]

Was Sinister the big biker chick.... the one with a murderer husband or something like that?

Well now I take back every mean thing I might have said.



Welcome back, you devilish hunk of womanhood.

[ramseycat]

Well now, let the love flow.

[Mephistopheles]

Was Sinister the big biker chick.... the one with a murderer husband or something like that?

Well now I take back every mean thing I might have said.



Welcome back, you devilish hunk of womanhood.

Why does thinking I am this Sinister biker person and had a murderer for a husband cause you to do a 180 on me? Have you always been bi-polar, or is that a new mistake in your genetic makeup?

[HairOfTheDog]

As the only post with a glimmer of an IQ that ISN'T in the single digit range, I will tell you, Dog, my purposes here are not to be revealed to just anyone who comes along asking. Take care where you tread; the reach of Mephistopheles is long and wide, and I will make my own choices, your recommendations notwithstanding.

Well, how mighty superior, covert, frightening, ungrateful, and independent of you.

I'll look forward to you gracing us with your sinister presence in the main forum then, soul collector.

[username]

...I will tell you, Dog, my purposes here are not to be revealed to just anyone who comes along asking. Take care where you tread; the reach of Mephistopheles is long and wide, and I will make my own choices, your recommendations notwithstanding.

I was just asked about your purposes here but even if I knew, mums the word, my new BFF.

So....how's life been treating you? I saw an old post by MF that seemed to indicate you walked away from being a Mod/active member. Did RL get in the way of your posting or....?

Anyway, despite her IQ (or lack thereof), Ramsey is an established, long time member who often posts extremely relevant, interesting threads about things like caramel rice cakes, doing the Carlton dance and such and since she encouraged your return, I'm sort of surprised that you would insult her so early in your return but hey, I'll let you love birds sort it out.

You and me on the other hand....

Seriously, I'm bored already. Say something interesting (tell those of us who didn't know you then something interesting about you). Post in some other thread that you have access to or start a new one that is more than just about you and your stupid return, your dumb "purposes" etc. Comment on politics, religion, caramel rice cakes... I'm seriously not bothered that you're back (great!) but actually, since you're seasoned, I'd expect you to start contributing instead of just whining about what you do/don't like. I don't really give a fuck one way or another.

[ramseycat]

I haven't done the Carlton in years. Well at least on Mock anyway. Or posted about rice cakes. Get current with the times User.

I don't think the newbie has access to the full forum yet.

[Duchess]

I haven't gone the Carlton in years.

Tis Friday.

[ramseycat]

Yes it is! Let's dance Duchess! We can do the Whip and Nae Nae.

[Mephistopheles]

I haven't done the Carlton in years. Well at least on Mock anyway. Or posted about rice cakes. Get current with the times User.

I don't think the newbie has access to the full forum yet.

I see that I do have access now, Ramsey.

And for anyone else wondering, I engage in conversation with whom I choose, and in a manner which is beneficial to me and to my ultimate goal.

Carry on, titmouse. Carry on.

[Duchess]

Yes it is! Let's dance Duchess! We can do the Whip and Nae Nae.

Let's! I found a tutorial! I got this.

Ramsey, we'd laugh until we cried. Fun stuff.

[ramseycat]

Love it!

[username]

....I engage in conversation with whom I choose, and in a manner which is beneficial to me and to my ultimate goal.

Carry on, titmouse. Carry on.

Oh puhleeze....

"...ultimate goal".

I'm really trying to be patient and welcoming but you're not only boring, you're coming across as a total nutfuck. Please stop, remove the tinfoil cap for a moment and at least pretend like you're semi-sane...

I'm working on preparing documents for our tax accountant. THAT is giving me a fucking headache (do you file tax returns or still use the 1040EZ or whatever it's called these days)? I can't take stupid right now...I'm sorry. Maybe we can resume our brief love affair tomorrow but for tonight... I have to break up with you, biker bitch. Try not to let it break your heart or worse yet, prevent you from pursuing your ultimate goals.

[Duchess]

I engage in conversation with whom I choose, and in a manner which is beneficial to me and to my ultimate goal.

Good luck with that given your demeanor. You have the freedom to be as abrasive as you'd like but don't be surprised if some don't care to engage with you. There are a lot of fun, interesting people in here, Sin. If you're assuming that Mock hasn't changed in regards to the almost constant vitriol you'll be very disappointed in what you find.

[Love Child]

That is why I didn't say hi.
Other than I don't say hi to new posters anyway.
Unless there is a good rambunctious partner who can have fun with it, otherwise it is useless.

[Donovan]

I'm pretty sure Mephistopheles is not your real name, but I know what you're up to just the same. When you type all the Illuminati secret agenda master plan posts that we've never seen ever before from anonymous internet wannabe trolls, do you say "muhahahaha" out loud? Or just think it with a knowing, sinister smile?

[Donovan]

I engage in conversation with whom I choose, and in a manner which is beneficial to me and to my ultimate goal.

Good luck with that given your demeanor. You have the freedom to be as abrasive as you'd like but don't be surprised if some don't care to engage with you. There are a lot of fun, interesting people in here, Sin. If you're assuming that Mock hasn't changed in regards to the almost constant vitriol you'll be very disappointed in what you find.

I also join message boards in order to not talk to anybody. It saves so much time on this hobby. It fits right in with my other hobbies of buying exercise equipment to keep under my bed and self-improvement books that keep my coke can from making water rings on the table.

[Love Child]

I am sooooo not going to respond to Dono right now. He is not being beneficial to me at this moment.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm pretty sure Mephistopheles is not your real name...

Shit, nothing gets past you!

Seriously, I don't mind the character or theme posting; sometimes it's interesting.

But, yeah, every poster here -- and everywhere else --chooses for themselves when, what, and with whom to post. Personally, I like doing it with everybody (posting, that is).

Mephisto's last post struck me as trying way too hard to assert her power to be discerning, when that power was never in question for her or anyone else and goes without saying.

Anyway, I trust she'll not be dissuaded, perhaps even inspired, by the negative feedback and will continue posting - for awhile at least. I'd be more interested if she did so without professing the blatantly obvious as if it's a news flash, and without implying that anyone here would or should give a shit whether she deigns to acknowledge them.

But, she can post as she sees fit and everyone else can respond in kind, or not. <-- That's my go at stating the blatantly obvious.

[Donovan]

I was actually quoting Sting in a half ass way. I could care less what she was in a past incarnation or who she pissed off or who she chooses to talk to, matters very little to me. But she's lied at least a couple times, blatantly, in a medium where people are literally only as good as their word. So her credibility and my interest level drop precipitously. Unless I see something drastically different in coming days she can piss off back where she came from.