Not exactly a newbie....

[Duchess]

Is pepper a euphemism for spank?

[FAHQTOO]

How ironic...the one who used to handle newbie hell can't handle her own.

[QueenBee]

How ironic...the one who used to handle newbie hell can't handle her own.

For what its worth, she would not have been able to handle the fact that this is not the same Mock she left in a huff several years ago. She said above that she would choose who to talk with, and who not to. She must have realized that it goes both ways. Folks here would have not taken the same BS she handed out before.
I checked the forum she left here for, she is not even a registered user there any more. Sad.

[Jimbone]

Is pepper a euphemism for spank?

It sure can be now.

[Maggot]

And I thought I thought about sex all the time, geez. Get a grip.

[sally]

Well pepper my ass and run me through the spin cycle.

I'm pretty sure your wife has to run your underwear through the sanitize cycle with extra bleach.

[Mephistopheles]

Ok, gang...my apologies for "pulling a Casper" as one of you put it. Real life gets in the way sometimes, and I just had about 9 things I didn't plan on come crashing down around my pointed ears.

I've only gotten to page 3, and there's many posts I want to reply to, and in the interest of not writing a novel in response to those, I'll start with the ones I've got quoted and we'll go from there.

Hi newbie..............get your wet ass in here. I promise something that will entice, grow and make you speculate about this entire thing we call life.

Maggot....Maggot....I remember you, but only your name. We knew each other on 24, yes?
What is this "something" you are (threatening?) promising? I'm game for anything that even just fakes intelligence. Let's have it.

Was Sinister the big biker chick.... the one with a murderer husband or something like that?

Well now I take back every mean thing I might have said.



Welcome back, you devilish hunk of womanhood.

I really would like to know why this changed your tune, Dog. If you've answered this one, I just haven't got to it yet. I'll read the rest when I'm done posting this.
Fuck me but I hate falling behind, even in a forum.

Oh, by the way....thanks for the welcome back!

I engage in conversation with whom I choose, and in a manner which is beneficial to me and to my ultimate goal.

Good luck with that given your demeanor. You have the freedom to be as abrasive as you'd like but don't be surprised if some don't care to engage with you. There are a lot of fun, interesting people in here, Sin. If you're assuming that Mock hasn't changed in regards to the almost constant vitriol you'll be very disappointed in what you find.

No worries Duchess, I'm just staying in character. I look forward to actual conversation in the rest of the board; I have been told it can get rather lively and not necessarily endless slams and insults.
Just feeling my way into the groove of this place again. I'm here for fun,

and for whatever souls prove worthy.

[HairOfTheDog]

Mephisto, that was username (the porno kitty), not I, who changed her tune.

This wigged-out Dog figured you be might character posting, or just a self-important patronizing bitch (or both). Time will tell.

In any event, see you in the main forum.

[Mephistopheles]

She knows exactly who she was here the previous time, she hasn't forgotten her former username, she knows the names and persons she interacted with before and her ultimate goal here is transparent to anybody with even half a brain reading along. Pretending otherwise is a deception.

Actually, one of the super fun effects of the wreck I was in (where I suffered TBI; Traumatic Brain Injury) is short term memory loss. I have had issues with my memory in many various ways for 9 years.

Everyone knows who I am. At least, everyone who was here when I was here as Sinister, and I don't feel any need to BS about what I remember and what I don't. There's plenty of names - from here and from 24 - that I won't recall, no matter how much time was spent engaging those members.

Having a bit of fun, pretending to be someone else, it's all in fun. Perhaps you should unbunch your panties for a bit and try having some of that yourself. Fun, I mean. Go on, try it; I promise your face won't break.

[sally]

Mephisto, that was username (the porno kitty), not I, who changed her tune.

Mephisto has a glass eye for Christ's sake, would it kill you to let the shit slide? Do you always have to be such a fucking Poindexter?

[HairOfTheDog]

Mephisto, that was username (the porno kitty), not I, who changed her tune.

Mephisto has a glass eye for Christ's sake, would it kill you to let the shit slide? Do you always have to be such a fucking Poindexter?

I respond to anyone who addresses me by name, sourpuss.

And, no, it wouldn't kill me to let it slide.

But, what would you have to bitch about if we all went out of our way to please your stinkin' ass?

[sally]

Well the next time a blind man tries to cross the street spare him your novel on the importance of safety signs and just help him across the street. That would be a start, Waldo.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, if the blindman steps smoothly off the curb, points his cane in my direction and says, "hey lady -- yeah you in the gray shirt and black pants -- help a brother cross the street, would ya?", he's getting the safety novel recitation at arm's length, Witchypoo.

[Love Child]

Well if a blind man were in Seattle pointing a cane, he would get shot, by a cop.

[QueenBee]

Mephisto has a glass eye for Christ's sake, would it kill you to let the shit slide? Do you always have to be such a fucking Poindexter?

Wait..we have to be nice because she has a glass eye? I have false teeth, so do people have to be nice to me too? If they are nice to me because of that, I am leaving FFS.
This is Mock, w may have changed, but anyone who thinks they deserve a pass, for whatever reason does not belong here.

[Duchess]

Well shiiiit. I have a sensitive nature and want to be stroked and maybe kissed a little. Pucker up.

[QueenBee]

Well shiiiit. I have a sensitive nature and want to be stroked and maybe kissed a little. Pucker up.

[sally]

Wait..we have to be nice because she has a glass eye? I have false teeth, so do people have to be nice to me too? If they are nice to me because of that, I am leaving FFS.

Everyone here is nice to you, QB. I'm not sure if it's because of your false teeth or because you're a boring bitch who never gives anyone a reason to be mean.

[QueenBee]

[Donovan]

She knows exactly who she was here the previous time, she hasn't forgotten her former username, she knows the names and persons she interacted with before and her ultimate goal here is transparent to anybody with even half a brain reading along. Pretending otherwise is a deception.

Actually, one of the super fun effects of the wreck I was in (where I suffered TBI; Traumatic Brain Injury) is short term memory loss. I have had issues with my memory in many various ways for 9 years.

Everyone knows who I am. At least, everyone who was here when I was here as Sinister, and I don't feel any need to BS about what I remember and what I don't. There's plenty of names - from here and from 24 - that I won't recall, no matter how much time was spent engaging those members.

Having a bit of fun, pretending to be someone else, it's all in fun. Perhaps you should unbunch your panties for a bit and try having some of that yourself. Fun, I mean. Go on, try it; I promise your face won't break.

To be fair, and for clarification purposes only, I was unaware of your meeting of the minds with a random roadway when I made those comments and you echoed just about every sock puppet ever in your assertions that you "forgot" who you were. Once Sally clarified I altered my opinion slightly although "Helmet, dumbass" seems an appropriate comment to make. I will go further:
1. I have no prior knowledge of you or your prior interactions other than vague ancient "remember when" conversations. And I don't care. I do, however, carry a special disdain for puppetry and people who play online pretend. If I want to talk to socks I'll open my dresser drawer.
2. I have a better than average working knowledge of TBI so you have both my sympathy and my awareness. Pretty hard to live with, TBI, but pretty easy to fake. Just saying.
3. Your return post above was both honest and refreshing and was the most interesting thing you've written. That person I could dig getting to know. Super troll can fuck off. Do with that what you please. Just my opinion.