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Todays secret question is.....
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#81
07-08-2017, 08:17 AM
OK ............today I have to get something and put it in my 4x8 trailer. It may be tough to tie it down but there is plenty of rope. What is it?
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07-08-2017, 12:26 PM
(07-08-2017, 08:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: OK ............today I have to get something and put it in my 4x8 trailer. It may be tough to tie it down but there is plenty of rope. What is it?


Hmmm, tough to tie down. Thinking...Thinking...Thinking. Your wife?
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#83
07-08-2017, 09:29 PM
It eats grass as it cuddles my ass. So yeah.
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07-09-2017, 04:54 AM


Did you get a goat, Maggottyboo?
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07-09-2017, 09:04 AM
That was chopped off last month. It does stand on all 4's though.
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07-09-2017, 09:13 AM


Oh my God, did you get your kids a horse?
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07-09-2017, 10:54 AM
Old timer got hisself one of them fancy riding mower machines...
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07-09-2017, 11:56 AM
(07-09-2017, 10:54 AM)Donovan Wrote: Old timer got hisself one of them fancy riding mower machines...

Ding ding ding and the winner is............Dono! Dancingparty I have 1.5 acres on my house lot and 3 more acres of field that I never mow because the farmer that lives next to it cuts the grass for hay, he pays the property taxes for me.
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07-09-2017, 12:21 PM


That was a trick question! You said it wasn't going to be easy to tie down!
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07-09-2017, 03:57 PM
It wasn't at least until I lowered the mower deck. Time for another secret question. Blowing-kisses
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07-09-2017, 04:31 PM


I want to build a tiny house on a goose neck trailer.
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07-24-2017, 08:13 PM
Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?
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07-25-2017, 03:47 PM
(07-24-2017, 08:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?
I think she means a 5th wheel
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07-25-2017, 04:05 PM
(07-25-2017, 03:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(07-24-2017, 08:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?
I think she means a 5th wheel

That's gonna look funny on a swan boat.
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07-25-2017, 04:42 PM
(07-25-2017, 04:05 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-25-2017, 03:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(07-24-2017, 08:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?
I think she means a 5th wheel

That's gonna look funny on a swan boat.
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07-25-2017, 05:03 PM
This guy built a boat on one, how hard could it be?



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07-25-2017, 08:15 PM
(07-24-2017, 08:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?


This is a gooseneck trailer. I'm familiar with them because many of the larger horse trailers are goosenecks.

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07-25-2017, 08:57 PM
(07-25-2017, 08:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-24-2017, 08:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?


This is a gooseneck trailer. I'm familiar with them because many of the larger horse trailers are goosenecks.

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07-26-2017, 11:03 AM
(07-25-2017, 08:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-24-2017, 08:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now I'm curious about a gooseneck trailer. Does it look like a swan boat in the commons?


This is a gooseneck trailer. I'm familiar with them because many of the larger horse trailers are goosenecks.

[Image: gooseneck_trailers_gt0010_A.jpg]

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The difference between a goose neck and a 5th wheel is the goose neck uses a ball and coupler. heh. Ball and coupler. hah The 5th wheel has a kingpin.
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07-26-2017, 04:22 PM
They certainly are easier to maneuver than a straight job.
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