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Yo, BigMark in the hizzy.
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#21
11-17-2015, 11:42 AM
Yes, but BigFart is more common.
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#22
11-17-2015, 12:50 PM
(11-16-2015, 11:13 PM)BigMark Wrote: Yeah because wildebeest with large man hands are so sexy.

I'm sure you're quite the sought-after mate on Christian Mingle.

Especially if you use a Biblical username.

Micah comes to mind . . . another "small" work.

Remember . . . small hands make you look huge.

Man hands are too reminiscent of your mother.

Just sayin' . . .
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11-17-2015, 12:53 PM
(11-17-2015, 12:50 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Man hands are too reminiscent of your mother.

Just sayin' . . .


Hi sweetie. Always so nice to see you in Mock. Smiley_emoticons_bussi

I'm pretty sure the wildebeest, man's hand comment was in regards to me like Sally suggested. He left out old, fat and hideous.
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#24
11-17-2015, 01:29 PM
Thank you for your kind greeting.

Your "Wildebeest Hair" is happening to me, as I am currently in Orlando.

I'm still betting his Mum had man hands.
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#25
11-17-2015, 02:56 PM
The worst thing is that proctology was her second profession.
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11-17-2015, 07:57 PM
Hobby, not profession.
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11-17-2015, 08:13 PM
Raising Hamsters is a hobby.
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#28
11-17-2015, 10:40 PM
So is concealing them.
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11-17-2015, 11:36 PM
(11-17-2015, 10:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: So is concealing them.

It just so happens we have a resident hamster concealer right here in Mock.

True story!
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11-17-2015, 11:40 PM
They are the only ones who never tell you to chew your corn, nonjudgmental little critters they are.
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11-18-2015, 06:28 AM


Mark, if you're going to swipe content from Mock in order to post it on another site, the very least you could do is give credit to the rightful author. Tsk Tsk.
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11-18-2015, 08:00 AM
Mark is a gay, black, Richard Gere loving incarnation of Dick?
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11-18-2015, 08:02 AM
Egh..you won't answer that until tomorrow my time; you're about knee deep in shit in the beltway by now I'd imagine..
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11-18-2015, 02:22 PM
(11-18-2015, 06:28 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Mark, if you're going to swipe content from Mock in order to post it on another site, the very least you could do is give credit to the rightful author. Tsk Tsk.

Dirty, rotten plagiarist!
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11-18-2015, 02:46 PM
(11-18-2015, 08:00 AM)crash Wrote: Mark is a gay, black, Richard Gere loving incarnation of Dick?


Heh.

Mark, you gay? Black?

Mark, do you believe in Jesus?
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11-18-2015, 02:49 PM
(11-18-2015, 08:02 AM)crash Wrote: Egh..you won't answer that until tomorrow my time; you're about knee deep in shit in the beltway by now I'd imagine..


I started to be in the shit the moment I pushed back this shower curtain this morning. It became an actual snowball from there and it picked up momentum, a momentum of shit. I'm so happy to be home.
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11-18-2015, 02:49 PM
You mean the person who posted it on this site created it? Or is he a dirty rotten plagiarist as well? If they sort of thing is frowned upon here of course I will accede to your wishes and refrain from doing so. now remove your dingy granny panties from your beaten up over sized black and red speckled labia.
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11-18-2015, 02:51 PM


Welcome to Mock, Mark. I hope you can have some fun in here. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#39
11-18-2015, 04:33 PM
BTW, Ladycop invited me about Five years ago. RIP,sniff sniff.
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#40
11-18-2015, 10:33 PM
Is this forum wonky and or my search and PM function limited?
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