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RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread
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#81
01-29-2016, 06:32 PM
I understand your stand on this subject and I do agree with you, BBH.
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#82
02-02-2016, 06:46 PM
Comedy Central is playing Groundhog Day all day.

Over and over and over....


One of my favorite lines that Bill Murray says to a couple of the town buffoons in the local diner:

"Hey morons, your bus is leaving!"
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#83
02-03-2016, 01:11 AM
I got my Camo Belt in Taekwando tonight, pretty proud of that little nugget
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#84
02-05-2016, 04:25 PM


This headline just screamed at me - MAN FINDS LUNG IN HIS KFC MEAL.

Fuckityfuck. My eyes tried to slam shut in that nano second before I saw it. Too late.
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#85
02-05-2016, 04:39 PM
(02-05-2016, 04:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

This headline just screamed at me - MAN FINDS LUNG IN HIS KFC MEAL.

Fuckityfuck. My eyes tried to slam shut in that nano second before I saw it. Too late.

Isn't a lung part of a chicken?hah
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#86
02-05-2016, 05:03 PM
My 8 year old has never had KFC but he longs for it every time he sees one of their commercials.

Then his mom steps in and crushes his dreams.

"You're never eating that garbage."

Poor guy.
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#87
02-05-2016, 06:04 PM
(02-05-2016, 05:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My 8 year old has never had KFC but he longs for it every time he sees one of their commercials.

Then his mom steps in and crushes his dreams.

"You're never eating that garbage."

Poor guy.

Sounds like a good chance for a father son day where you sneak in a KFC Lunch.
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#88
02-05-2016, 08:04 PM
Except take him to Popeye's instead. KFC is gross.
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#89
02-05-2016, 08:06 PM


Yeah, they deep fry lungs. *gags*
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02-05-2016, 08:54 PM
hah They do not taste the same as they once did. Don't buy any of their stock. It's gonna take a dive.
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#91
02-05-2016, 09:33 PM
Popeye is good, rarely eat there but good.
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#92
02-11-2016, 04:50 PM
(02-05-2016, 09:33 PM)BigMark Wrote: Popeye is good, rarely eat there but good.


Red beans & rice. Nom Nom Nom

This dude's hair looks like a nest.

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02-11-2016, 06:11 PM
Popeyes down here is so good! Bojangles has good chicken too but it's really spicy.
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02-11-2016, 08:50 PM
Spicy is good its -8 here.
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02-12-2016, 06:13 AM


I'm not wearing no stinkin' pink hardhat. It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Pink. Jesus God.
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02-12-2016, 06:16 AM
But its for the Ta-Ta's
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02-12-2016, 06:28 AM
(02-12-2016, 06:16 AM)Maggot Wrote: But its for the Ta-Ta's


I think they gave it to me so they can pick me out on the job site. They know I'm there in my boss' stead. I didn't accept it. 52
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02-12-2016, 06:30 AM
I have a white one in my truck, most sites today require one.
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02-12-2016, 06:33 AM
(02-12-2016, 06:30 AM)Maggot Wrote: most sites today require one.


Absolutely. You don't get onto the site without one. OSHA is a stickler for that.

I once had a wife of a sub come onto the site, no hard hat and in heels. She fell and broke her ankle and then had the audacity to sue my boss. She got 5 grand!
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02-12-2016, 10:20 AM
People do stupid shit on construction sites. I had a job in Miami a couple years ago, Big fucking crane, road blocks, cops, cones, safety tape, all the requirements.
Some stupid bitch with twins in a stroller comes down the sidewalk, lifts my tape and pushes right on in...
I tried to get the cop to arrest her
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