RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread

[ramseycat]

I'm sure you're relieved. I mean about your dog. Not the dude with the horn up his ass.

[username]

Heh-heh. She's 13 (more or less). I just couldn't fathom TODAY being "the" day. The day where u get the news that they're not going to get better. I'm glad today wasn't that day. A few weeks ago she was doing remarkably well for her age; eager to get her back to that.

One woman just came in crying to get her dog. I'm afraid it was that day for her.

[Duchess]

the prognosis is good.

That's wonderful to read!

[Duchess]

I think this is very sexy. I like seeing Dads with their kids and when a father does this for his little girl I think it's super hot. If I see it, I always stop to watch it through.

[Maggot]

What, no pantyhose?

[Duchess]

I pressure washed my balls off today! My back hurts. My feet hurt. I'm starving. *sigh* I guess I'll just take a shower and get high.

[BigMark]

That sounds painful.

[Duchess]

Very. Hold me.

[Maggot]

Yard work sucks, I'm hating it more and more every year. I need a nice warm fuzzy condo.

[BigMark]

Very. Hold me.

After we spoon, can you blow my balls off?

[Maggot]

I'm beginning to hate pressure washers too.

[Duchess]

After we spoon, can you blow my balls off?

With the pressure washer? You're kinky. I like it!

[Duchess]

I'm beginning to hate pressure washers too.

I've been waiting weeks to get mine out. I love that thing. I like a post hole digger too. I like the way it makes my arms & back feel. *flexes*

[Maggot]

Have you ever walked through a mall with a green smelly weed whacker? Everyone parts like the red sea.

[sally]

Have you ever walked through a mall with a green smelly weed whacker? Everyone parts like the red sea.

I don't know why you men just can't hold your stinking farts back. And I bet you left your wife there to take the blame.

[BigMark]

crop dusting is fun.

[sally]

That's why I have a separate blanket that I get out of the closet when we go to bed. That and because even with the king size blanket on the bed he pulls it off of me in the middle of the night and we get into a fight. Like a really bad fight where my blood pressure rises and I call him a stupid fucking cocksucker. Oh' the joys of being married for 20 plus years.

[ramseycat]

I start my new job tomorrow. Back to the full time grind.

[Maggot]

Have you ever walked through a mall with a green smelly weed whacker? Everyone parts like the red sea.

I don't know why you men just can't hold your stinking farts back. And I bet you left your wife there to take the blame.

No I had a weed whacker that needed a saw head and nobody that I called could help me even with the model number so I went to the mall that the sears was in and tried a few on myself. Everyone looked at me like I had a running chainsaw, I should have looked at a few and said boogety boogety.

[Maggot]

I start my new job tomorrow. Back to the full time grind.

A new girl started at my work a few weeks ago her name is Cherri Croissant. I haven't had a chance to talk with her much but if I did I might have a tough time without bringing it up.