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RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread
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#541
08-25-2016, 10:51 AM
^Your heart's in the right place.
I wouldn't casually recommend someone own a concealed firearm unless they put in the hours to train and shoot with it.
In a panic situation, it is likely to be taken from her and used then against her.
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08-25-2016, 11:12 AM


This really concerns me! I'm quite fond of Ramsey and I know what that family has put her through and I'm aware of what that young man has already done in the past. He's capable of following through with the threats. He's a druggie to boot and when I say druggie, I'm not referring to weed.
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08-25-2016, 11:12 AM
(08-25-2016, 07:57 AM)Carsman Wrote: Sorry to hear of your troubles rams, do what you have to do to protect you & yours! No and's, if's, or buts. If you don't already have it, get and give mace or pepper spray to you kids, and for yourself!

(Telling the cops is only recording the threat, they can't/won't react until harm has been done. So be prepared to protect yourselves, until they get there)

Forget the mace, get a can of wasp spray. That shit sprays from 20 feet away and will temporarily blind someone until they get to the hospital for treatment. No shit!
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08-25-2016, 12:26 PM
+1 for the wasp spray.
Or, even bear mace. Can't miss with that stuff.
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08-25-2016, 04:49 PM
Or just take off your shoes.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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08-25-2016, 06:43 PM


I need a trim. Badly.
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08-25-2016, 07:37 PM
Is your assfro getting out of hand? Does it look like snoop taking off his beanie when you slide your undies down?
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08-25-2016, 07:37 PM
hah You hussy!
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08-25-2016, 07:54 PM
(08-25-2016, 07:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: Is your assfro getting out of hand? Does it look like snoop taking off his beanie when you slide your undies down?

Take that back right now! I don't have hair on my ass.

It's a couple inches thick under my arms though.
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08-25-2016, 07:55 PM
Above my lip too.
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08-25-2016, 08:17 PM
I don't know but you would still be a cute I believe.

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or maybe..............

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08-25-2016, 09:37 PM
Damn hippie, next I'll see you at burning man.
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08-26-2016, 05:18 AM


Those critters are darling. I'll take two!
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08-26-2016, 07:51 AM
(08-25-2016, 07:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Above my lip too.

I'm learning about laser for that. What do you do? Do you wax?
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08-26-2016, 08:02 AM
(08-26-2016, 07:51 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: What do you do? Do you wax?


28 I was just kidding!
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08-26-2016, 08:08 AM
(08-26-2016, 08:02 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-26-2016, 07:51 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: What do you do? Do you wax?


28 I was just kidding!

My next question was going to be have you got a unibrow? hah
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08-26-2016, 08:12 AM


No, but I once had a bra that gave me a uniboob.
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08-26-2016, 08:15 AM
(08-26-2016, 08:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No, but I once had a bra that gave me a uniboob.

I bought a bra once, that was not cheap and one boob kept popping out.
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08-26-2016, 08:18 AM


That happens to me sometimes when I bend over.
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08-26-2016, 08:29 AM
(08-26-2016, 08:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:

That happens to me sometimes when I bend over.

It's finding the right opportunity of popping it back in. It's so annoying when it happens, especially when you have paid good money.
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