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RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread
(08-26-2016, 08:15 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-26-2016, 08:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No, but I once had a bra that gave me a uniboob.

I bought a bra once, that was not cheap and one boob kept popping out.

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How does your boob pop out of your bra? I guess maybe while you're jogging or doing acrobats or MMA or something, but I've never been just sitting there and have my boob pop out of my bra like it had a mind of its own.

I take that back, I've had tube top style bras slide down before, but not the regular bras with straps and hooks in the back.
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It's a gradual slipping out sort of sneaking out and then *pop* it's right out there in the cosmos.

Yeh sure Sally, that's a great idea, I'll take my bra down to the lingerie shop I bought it from after I have worn it and taken the tags off and demonstrate the wardrobe malfunction to them in order to get my cash back, that will work.
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Works for me!
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(08-26-2016, 08:15 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-26-2016, 08:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No, but I once had a bra that gave me a uniboob.

I bought a bra once, that was not cheap and one boob kept popping out.

Maybe you need to try adjusting the straps. My left bra strap keeps falling off my shoulder when I lay on my right side.
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I'm playing on my iPad mini I got last week. Nobody in my house knows I have it. 47 I was messing with our cell phone plan and got it for $100 (now I've heard of people who have gotten them for $50-whatevah). It's cool! Much easier to type on than my phone or heaven forbid kindle ( never used that, even my Fire, for the web. But this...it's a great size and I can two thumb type on it. I'll have to start sneaky carrying it around with me. If not, someone in my family will "borrow" it when I'm not looking.
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You should go find a pokemon or something. Maybe one in a tree. hah I'm laughing like hell just thinking of it. Carry on.
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Ahhh, you silly goose. Pokemons don't live in threes.
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(08-27-2016, 12:19 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Ahhh, you silly goose. Pokemons don't live in threes.

They live everywhere. There could be a Pikachu at Chevron pumping gas.

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I planted a garden and this morning there was a mound running through it as if something was tunneling under the dirt. Do you think it's a pokemon?
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Doubtful. It was probably the beginning of a fire ant freeway.
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Some people just can't function without negativity because bringing down others makes them feel better.
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You described a bully. I'd rather nurture & encourage.
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By telling me my pokemon is actually a nest of fire ants that I'll never be able to get rid of. Yeah ok.
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(08-27-2016, 03:52 PM)sally Wrote: By telling me my pokemon is actually a nest of fire ants that I'll never be able to get rid of. Yeah ok.


11 I'm very sorry, honey. I'm sure you're right and it's a darling pokemon who means no harm by burrowing through your garden.

Christ on a cracker.
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It was my wish that our newest member Poker get hit by a semi playing that game.

I was in a store once and they were busy posting signs saying "no Pokemon here". I guess for whatever reason the game was sending them to this store and they were getting inundated and bothered. Sounds like a weird game although I guess it's a simple minded sort of geocaching.
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I still can't believe they live in trees...

:(
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They can also live in your underwear, but don't mistake them for crabs. Gently pick them out and relocate them to a tree outside and they should thrive.
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^
I just went to my dresser and checked all my underwear and didn't locate any of them.
Fingers crossed, I'm safe.
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(08-27-2016, 01:27 PM)sally Wrote: I planted a garden and this morning there was a mound running through it as if something was tunneling under the dirt. Do you think it's a pokemon?

What did you plant? Because sometimes you can plant things that scare away giant moles with tusks.
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