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#461
11-06-2016, 01:54 PM
Vikes get the Lions today. I see the Eagles are playing the Giants.

Minny 24-17.
Philly 23-20.
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11-06-2016, 02:44 PM
I hate Taco Bell, but love their new commercial with the guy who doesn't want give up his Tacitos and dipping sauce.

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11-06-2016, 03:56 PM
(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Philly 23-20.

Man...

Unless there's some kind of second half resurrection, boss lady is going to be hatin' on you and your magic trick.. yet again
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11-06-2016, 04:25 PM
(11-06-2016, 03:56 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Philly 23-20.

Man...

Unless there's some kind of second half resurrection, boss lady is going to be hatin' on you and your magic trick.. yet again

Oops.
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11-06-2016, 05:33 PM
(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Philly 23-20.


You! Kiss of death! Pretend my team doesn't exist. Forever. [Image: slap.gif]
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11-06-2016, 06:01 PM
(11-06-2016, 05:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Philly 23-20.


You! Kiss of death! Pretend my team doesn't exist. Forever. [Image: slap.gif]

Please try to understand my logic:

Vikings have beaten NYG, but lost to Philly.

We needed NYG to win this game for potential playoff seedings/tie breakers down the road.

By picking Philly to win, I knew I could truly affect the outcome.

All the players read these predictions.

It's amazing how much one man can do from 1,000 miles away.
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11-06-2016, 06:03 PM
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11-06-2016, 06:32 PM
(11-06-2016, 06:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: By picking Philly to win, I knew I could truly affect the outcome.

Soooo...

What was your logic for this?;

(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Minny 24-17.
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11-06-2016, 06:41 PM
(11-06-2016, 06:32 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-06-2016, 06:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: By picking Philly to win, I knew I could truly affect the outcome.

Soooo...

What was your logic for this?;

(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Minny 24-17.

Picking with my heart instead of head.

Our defense, surprisingly, lost this one for us.

Offensively, we gained 350 yards (huge by Vikings standards). We had a missed PAT, blocked FG, and got stuffed on a 4th and 1 inside Detroit's 5 yard line.

All that said, Detroit is trailing by 3 with 23 seconds left and needs to get into FG range from their 25.

Coach dials up Prevent D on last play with 17 seconds left. Stafford has 5 seconds to find a receiver at our 40, get to line and spike it.

Prater then makes a 58 yd FG as time expires. He also hit from 53.

Then in OT, our D lets Detroit go 82 yds on their opening possession. They converted at least 4 3rd downs.

It's a mess in Minny.

Edit: we also became the first team since 2011 to have a first down in the Red Zone and end up having to punt.

LOL.
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11-07-2016, 09:27 AM
(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Vikes get the Lions today. I see the Eagles are playing the Giants.

Minny 24-17.
Philly 23-20.
Asshole!!!hah
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11-07-2016, 10:38 AM
(11-07-2016, 09:27 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(11-06-2016, 01:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Vikes get the Lions today. I see the Eagles are playing the Giants.

Minny 24-17.
Philly 23-20.
Asshole!!!hah

At one point, late in both games, it appeared both teams would win.

The power of the MS Jinx.

lol
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11-07-2016, 01:23 PM
(11-07-2016, 10:38 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The power of the MS Jinx.


Don't even look sideways at my team. 52

Can I come to you with a list of names you can look at? I'll make it super easy for now, aside from the team you can't look at (not even going to say their name), train your eyes on the remaining NFC East. Thanks so much!
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11-07-2016, 01:40 PM
Well, I'm going to keep picking them to win every Sunday until they win, just to prove you're wrong.

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11-07-2016, 01:53 PM
Ignore Ignore Ignore
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11-07-2016, 01:58 PM
(11-07-2016, 01:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Ignore Ignore Ignore

What's your problem?

I'm picking NE next week.
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11-07-2016, 05:31 PM
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11-11-2016, 07:15 AM


Mid-November and only 3 wins. Do I have anything at all to look forward to?

Maybe don't answer that.
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11-11-2016, 09:22 AM
(11-11-2016, 07:15 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Mid-November and only 3 wins. Do I have anything at all to look forward to?

Maybe don't answer that.
We have a pretty tough schedule ahead, but I think you need to look at the margin of loss when we drop a game. It's not much. We've been able to stay in it. Sproles was named our go to running back. That will be two less fumbles per game. hah
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11-11-2016, 11:52 AM
(11-11-2016, 09:22 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I think you need to look at the margin of loss when we drop a game.


I understand that but it doesn't give me any satisfaction. A loss is a loss :(
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11-11-2016, 12:11 PM
(11-11-2016, 11:52 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-11-2016, 09:22 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I think you need to look at the margin of loss when we drop a game.


I understand that but it doesn't give me any satisfaction. A loss is a loss :(
I agree, but it's pretty telling that we are keeping it that close with a patch work O line and a 1st year QB. We have Atlanta at home this week. We've won every home game to date.
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