I DON'T LIKE...

[Duchess]

I don't like it when people say they are putting their pet to sleep when the reality is they are having it euthanized. I have tact and I never say anything but I'm thinking it.

That made me think of FQ2 saying, "do you think I talk to people irl like I talk to people in here".

Just for the record, I don't actually dwell on this kinda thing, it's simply a passing thought when I see it happen.

I don't like it when people say something like, "I gave 150%" either. I always think, there's nothing more than 100%, you boob."

I may live to regret the last one. There will be a smarty pants in here who corrects me.

[F.U.]

I put animals down, not to sleep. I talk to people here like I do IRL, but I doubt that most would talk to me IRL like they talk to me here. Our markup at the bar is 150%.

[Duchess]

Our markup at the bar is 150%.

I saw that coming!

[HairOfTheDog]

I put animals down, not to sleep. I talk to people here like I do IRL, but I doubt that most would talk to me IRL like they talk to me here. Our markup at the bar is 150%.

Why?

I'm much the same in here as I am in person.

But, we have much more opportunity to discuss a large variety of topics here at Mock than I do with friends, family and business associates. And, we can come and go and pick and choose whether we want to engage here at Mock, which is a plus.

[F.U.]

Most people wont even have a conversation with me and some will even cross the street if they are walking towards me [not bragging, just saying]. There are a lot of people that, after years of knowing who I am and seeing me around, finally strike up a conversation. Then they tell me how they were always afraid to talk to me because I am intimidating and they have seen how I react when disrespected. Many from the bar have seen me throwing people out and seen me take on more than one person at a time. That scares some people. So I don't see why anyone from here would be any different IRL, if they hadn't already talked with me and already know how nice a guy I am,
I do agree it is nice to talk about a wide variety of things that normally I would never touch on IRL. The pick and choose part though, I do that IRL. I am not afraid to tell someone to STFU and just walk away from them.

[sally]

I'm pretty much the same here as I am in person and would talk to FU the same way IRL as I do here. Well except for that time I told him "what's the matter, your pussy hurt?" I probably wouldn't say that to him, not on a first meeting anyway. On the other hand I think FU once made up a poem about how stupid I am, I doubt if we ever met that would be the first thing he'd say to me .

I don't like when people refer to farts as ripping ass. There was two teenage boys in CVS the other day and I heard one of them say "that old lady over there just ripped ass". No they weren't talking about me.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think your appearance or demeanor are intimidating in any way, F.U.

If I avoided you in the real world, that would not be the reason.

Then again, I haven't led a sheltered life and I know some truly badass individuals (some of whom I love; others I endure due to association).

[F.U.]

I don't think your appearance or demeanor are intimidating in any way, F.U.

If I avoided you in the real world, that would not be the reason.

Then again, I haven't led a sheltered life and I know some truly badass individuals (some of whom I love; others I endure due to association).

Thanks HotD, I am working on the kinder, gentler, more compassionate me.
I haven't told anyone to go fuck themselves all day, so its working.

[HairOfTheDog]

There was two teenage boys in CVS the other day and I heard one of them say "that old lady over there just ripped ass". No they weren't talking about me.

[sally]

I don't think your appearance or demeanor are intimidating in any way, F.U.

If I avoided you in the real world, that would not be the reason.

Then again, I haven't led a sheltered life and I know some truly badass individuals (some of whom I love; others I endure due to association).

No shit, what does he think we've never seen bouncers at a bar or old men with long hair and beards before?

[Duchess]

Most people wont even have a conversation with me and some will even cross the street if they are walking towards me

No offense but I'm more intimidated by a 2 yr. old. I know how to handle you, I don't know how to handle them.

[F.U.]

Most people wont even have a conversation with me and some will even cross the street if they are walking towards me

No offense but I'm more intimidated by a 2 yr. old. I know how to handle you, I don't know how to handle them.

Oh come here and handle me Duch.
You fuckers know what I want you to know of me and that's fine, but if you knew the real me I am sure things would be different. You have only seen the parts of me that I want you to see. You don't know what I am capable of, You don't know my history. So I will just let you all believe what you want to believe. TTYL you bunch of bad ass women.

[HairOfTheDog]

Yeah, you're a real man of mystery and one scary motherfucker F.U.

Maybe a little old lady with her grand kids would cross the street to avoid you if you were swinging your rifle around, wearing your brass knuckles, or donning a gold-dipped rose behind one ear, badass.

But, other than that...

[F.U.]

You are one funny little broad HotD. You can talk the talk all you want behind that keyboard. That's all good. Carry on and have a great day.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not like you F.U. I don't claim to be anything other than what I am, behind a keyboard or anywhere else.

My day is so-so, but the night should be better.

You have a great day too. Try not to make anyone wet their pants just lookin' at ya.

[Duchess]

[sally]

You fuckers know what I want you to know of me and that's fine, but if you knew the real me I am sure things would be different. You have only seen the parts of me that I want you to see. You don't know what I am capable of, You don't know my history. So I will just let you all believe what you want to believe. TTYL you bunch of bad ass women.

I've talked to you a couple of times in PM's and you're friendly and polite and that's the way I imagine you would be if I ever met you IRL. I would be the same. The same as I would be with anyone.

I don't know your history or what you're capable of and I don't care. As long as your history doesn't include kicking babies and puppies it's alright with me, hot shot.

[F.U.]

Always gotta be a smart ass and talk down to me don't ya. HotD.

[F.U.]

You fuckers know what I want you to know of me and that's fine, but if you knew the real me I am sure things would be different. You have only seen the parts of me that I want you to see. You don't know what I am capable of, You don't know my history. So I will just let you all believe what you want to believe. TTYL you bunch of bad ass women.

I've talked to you a couple of times in PM's and you're friendly and polite and that's the way I imagine you would be if I ever met you IRL. I would be the same. The same as I would be with anyone.

I don't know your history or what you're capable of and I don't care. As long as your history doesn't include kicking babies and puppies it's alright with me, hot shot.

Thanks Sally. I try and be nice most of the time and have only kicked one puppy in my life, but in my defense the little fucker shit on the carpet.

[FAHQTOO]

I suppose I'm about the same in real life other than my potty mouth. The way I respond in here is usually the first thing that pops into my head. I can't talk with the tone and words I use in here because I would be fired and lonely. It would be awesome to go to work and tell stupid annoying people how stupid and annoying they are. When I've worked part time at the bars my demenor was like it is in here. I couldn't give a shit about trouble making drunks and snotty bitches that need their drink right fucking now. I just simply wouldn't go back to their table and if they got shitty with me I usually cleaned the floor up with them verbally. I can make a person feel lower than the dirt on the bottom of their shoes if they give me the opportunity. I've been told more than once I'm intimidating.
I would say about 97% of my real life experiences dealing with humans is positive.