I DON'T LIKE...

[Duchess]

you're friendly and polite and that's the way I imagine you would be if I ever met you IRL.

That's how I imagine him to be too. I wouldn't engage with him any different in real life as compared to how I do in Mock.

[sally]

And what's he saying anyway, if any us joked around with him IRL like we do here he'd pop a cap in our ass? He must be a real hoot at pool parties and BBQs.

[HairOfTheDog]

Always gotta be a smart ass and talk down to me don't ya. HotD.

Yes, I can be a smart-ass.

I don't think I'm talking down to you, just mocking what you put out there. It's funny stuff, F.U.

I'd razz you just the same if we were having drinks at your bar or any other.

[F.U.]

you're friendly and polite and that's the way I imagine you would be if I ever met you IRL.

That's how I imagine him to be too. I wouldn't engage with him any different in real life as compared to how I do in Mock.

That's the difference Duch. We have a history. How long have we interacted on line? I really don't know for sure, other than a long time.
Strangers on the streets look and see a long haired, leather covered Biker with pins and patches all over his cut, with weapons hanging from his sides and they look away a lot of times.
Here I will take a lot more disrespect than I do IRL. If someone talked to me the way HotD did a few times they would be spitting out their teeth and if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.
I think that if we all got together for a few drinks once we would all have a better understanding of where each other are coming from.

[F.U.]

Always gotta be a smart ass and talk down to me don't ya. HotD.

Yes, I can be a smart-ass.

I don't think I'm talking down to you, just mocking what you put out there. It's funny stuff, F.U.

I'd razz you just the same if we were having drinks at your bar or any other.

It don't come across as mocking HotD. Or at least to me it don't. I apologize if I am wrong and taking it the wrong way. My feathers get ruffled rather easy some times. I guess that's why people call me a hot head IRL.

[F.U.]

And what's he saying anyway, if any us joked around with him IRL like we do here he'd pop a cap in our ass? He must be a real hoot at pool parties and BBQs.

Nope, no caps popped. I only shoot when I need to. Yes I am a blast at Pool as in a pool table parties and BBQ's. We eat, we drink, we fight, we have fun. Its all good.

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh my god.



Turning it way up, F.U. Sing it loud, sing it proud. Maybe it will toughen you up.

[F.U.]

Oh my god.



Turning it way up, F.U. Sing it loud, sing it proud. Maybe it will toughen you up.

No toughening up needed. I am tough enough. Its just that we come from different worlds and the word Respect means different things to us both.

[HairOfTheDog]

It don't come across as mocking HotD. Or at least to me it don't. I apologize if I am wrong and taking it the wrong way. My feathers get ruffled rather easy some times. I guess that's why people call me a hot head IRL.

F.U., you are seriously too soft for me.

I like the mocking part of Mock, but it's not fun fucking around with people who take it to heart and cry about it.


I'll stop hurting your feelings.

[F.U.]

It don't come across as mocking HotD. Or at least to me it don't. I apologize if I am wrong and taking it the wrong way. My feathers get ruffled rather easy some times. I guess that's why people call me a hot head IRL.

F.U., you are seriously too soft for me.

I like the mocking part of Mock, but it's not fun fucking around with people who take it to heart and cry about it.


I'll stop hurting your feelings.

This place confuses the fuck out of me anymore. At its birth it was all mocking, that was cool. I leave for a while , come back and its full of hens clucking about recipes and shit, little to no mocking. Now I guess we are going back to mock. COOL, I just wanna know where I need to stand. To Mock or not to Mock, that is the question.

[Duchess]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life yur wimmens would beat my ass? Are you serious?

[F.U.]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life your wimmen would beat my ass? Are you serious?

I don't know what you mean by some lip. Joking is one thing, I am not talking about joking. I don't expect most of you to understand this life, I really don't. So I am not even going to try and explain it.

[Duchess]

I don't know what you mean by some lip.

If I gave you some shit in a serious manner, made comments that were rude. Shit like that. They would push you aside and come after my ass, is that what you're saying?

[F.U.]

I don't know what you mean by some lip.

If I gave you some shit in a serious manner, made comments that were rude. Shit like that. They would push you aside and come after my ass, is that what you're saying?

Yes and know. If I felt it was not a joke and you were just being a bitch, then yes. They wouldn't push me out of the way but they would deal with it.
And this is where I am going to stop this conversation.

[Duchess]

And this is where I am going to stop this conversation.

Aww, c'mon. This is fun!

[F.U.]

And this is where I am going to stop this conversation.

Aww, c'mon. This is fun!

Like I said, you wouldn't understand.

[Duchess]

How long have we interacted on line? I really don't know for sure, other than a long time.

Almost 8 yrs. That's longer than some marriages.

[blueberryhill]

There was two teenage boys in CVS the other day and I heard one of them say "that old lady over there just ripped ass". No they weren't talking about me.

you funny.......do you think people (here on Mock) sometimes misunderstand our attempts at being funny.....not your humor, but mine....i think being sarcastic is a learned thing.....i had the best teacher, tho....but i think when you are dealing with people in real life, they get it because of body language, tone of voice, and all that shit....I will admit sometimes, it is hard to discern what is satire, tongue in cheek, etc....but just wanted you to know I do appreciate your humor. I am having dismal few months (I know, poor me), and some people on here make me laugh out loud and lifts my spirits and some don't....the end......

I always wanted a daughter, and I adore some of you like I would a daughter, a crazy, dysfunctional daughter, but a daughter none the less.....Speaking of gas, my doctor prescribed a medication which causes gas...and I told her I didn't want to take it any more...well, i won't go into details, but she recommended another pill for that. jeez.....

[sally]

This place confuses the fuck out of me anymore. At its birth it was all mocking, that was cool. I leave for a while , come back and its full of hens clucking about recipes and shit, little to no mocking. Now I guess we are going back to mock. COOL, I just wanna know where I need to stand. To Mock or not to Mock, that is the question.

You can do whatever you feel like, that's what I do. You can mock or be serious or be nice or post recipes you found off Better Homes and Gardens.... Whatever you want to do at the time.

[Midwest Spy]

Blueberry, some people may or may not get you, BUT, the one thing you absolutely do not want to do is:

have people confuse you for Ramsey.

Keep it interesting, witty, slutty, bull-shitty, etc.

Anything other than boring.