Trump for president

[blueberryhill]

I fixed the dbl post.

Thanks.....

[HairOfTheDog]

Trump is still talking about Jay Z and Beyonce today. What the fuck is wrong with him.

I imagine it's part of the 'rigged!' narrative Trump has floated, and maybe actually believes, to cope with his potential defeat tomorrow. 'Crooked Hillary had to lure voters with big stars just to beat an outsider like me - sad!' kinda thing.

Or, maybe he contracted cat-scratch fever after Ted 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' Nugent spoke at his Michigan rally yesterday.



Ever the diplomat, Terrible Ted ^ told the crowd: “Michigan has the hardest-working shit-kickers mankind has ever known. (Insert crotch grab) I’ve got your blue state right here. Black and blue. Each and every one of you have only 24 hours to convince the numb nuts that you know, that you can’t vote for criminals, you can’t vote for liars, you can’t vote for scam artists.” Ref: http://abc13.com/politics/ted-nugent-gra...y/1593543/

I love Ted's music and like a lot of his (often nasty) lyrics, but I don't project the content of his art onto Trump just because he's a Trump supporter/endorser. That would make about as much sense as projecting the content of Beyonce or Jay Z's art onto Hillary.

Anyway, I think Ted's a full-on bigoted nutjob at this point and way too extreme in his views for my taste. But, he's entitled to his views, of course. And, as a celebrity, Ted might motivate some like-minded Michiganders to get out to vote for Trump, which is nothing new or unfair in political campaigning.

1 more day...

[Duchess]

I imagine it's part of the 'rigged!' narrative Trump has floated, and maybe actually believes, to cope with his potential defeat tomorrow.

According to him, every goddamn thing under the sun is rigged if it doesn't show him in a favorable light. The funniest is when he says the media is rigged when they do nothing more than report his words & actions, makes me laugh every time.

[Carsman]

It's finally coming to an end, or is it?

The Trumpster may not concede, thus dragging out this nightmare!

[Maggot]

Welcome to Trumpland, you must be at least 36" tall to get on the ride.

[Clang McFly]

Welcome to Trumpland, you must be at least 36" tall to get on the ride.

And rich and white.

[sally]

It's finally coming to an end, or is it?

The Trumpster may not concede, thus dragging out this nightmare!

Hold on to your horses there cowboy.

[Blindgreed1]

It's finally coming to an end, or is it?

The Trumpster may not concede, thus dragging out this nightmare!

Hold on to your horses there cowboy.

He's our new POTUS. I'm going to the bar. Night all. We're fucked as I predicted.

[Love Child]

Congrats Sally, I hope your man can do the job.

[Carsman]

It's finally coming to an end, or is it?

The Trumpster may not concede, thus dragging out this nightmare!

Hold on to your horses there cowboy.

May God help us all, each and every one of us, and mainly grant divine guidance to our new fearless leader!

[Carsman]

It's finally coming to an end, or is it?

The Trumpster may not concede, thus dragging out this nightmare!

Hold on to your horses there cowboy.

May God help us all, each and every one of us, and mainly grant divine guidance to our new fearless leader!

I sincerely hope our new POTUS Trump will now tone down his previous show biz antics.
And apply the honor, respect, and dignity his new office requires/deserves.

[FAHQTOO]

The guy from REM blames Alex Baldwin for the Trump win. Says he should have never portrayed Trump on SNL because that got people to like Trump more.
HAHAHA!

[sally]

Congrats Sally, I hope your man can do the job.

He's not my man, I just knew he'd make it from the beginning. If Hillary won I wouldn't be upset either. I almost feel bad that she was going to be the first female president and he came along and screwed it all up.

Now lets say Ted Cruz was elected, then I'd feel like Duchess, disappointed and appalled.

[Maggot]

I was watching PBS last night and all of them had their heads bowed staring at their laptops in dis belief. Some guy with glasses on looked like he was about to cry and they were tossing all kinds of reasons why because this could just not be happening. Reality had not set in and they were just looking for any and all reasons why. What they did not address was Clinton and the scandals that hover over her like a fart.
It reminded me of how Pete Rose is still vilified for that gambling episode, people do not forget and this is how the Clinton legacy will end. But for some reason I bet Bill breathed a sigh of relief when he got the news. Politicians and reality as with many Americans do not go well together and here is the proof. Hopefully President Trump can turn things around.

[F.U.]

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)? Know the Signs, Spot the Symptoms, Save a Life
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8^th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
Telling others they are moving to Canada
Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
Sudden weight gain
Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler
Causes and Mechanisms:
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or
Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Cuckoldry
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Hipsterism
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Co- morbidity:
A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't know anyone afflicted with TARD, but I have seen a few "not MY President" signs and "Your Vote was a Hate Crime" signs. Well, yeah, he is OUR President. And, no, a vote for Trump wasn't a hate crime, of course.

I do find it funny that the funny TARD satire presents Trump and his true believers as 'reality' based. Changing positions constantly, promoting false conspiracy theories, and flat out lying over 70% of the time is not pitching reality, obviously.

I think a lot of Trump voters suspect that Trump was blowing smoke up a lot of asses much of the time and don't care, because they're not among those who have a lot to lose by taking such a risk in hopes of positive change for themselves. And, I hope it turns out that Trump can bring positive change to their lives, without bringing severe negative change to the lives of other Americans in the process. I'm giving him a chance.

But, people who seriously view true Trump fans/believers as purveyors of reality -- and who view people as TARDs if they're reasonably concerned about what his inflammatory statements and promises might mean for them and those around them if he follows through -- are way more ignorant than TARDs. They're deeply delusional, in my opinion. The kind of delusional that can be seen when, for example, a push for background checks on all gun purchases (without any calls for registration, bans, or quantity restrictions) causes one to go nuts, insist that the second amendment is under siege, and take to burying guns in the ground whilst amassing stockpiles of ammo -- in preparation for when The Man comes a knockin'!

[Duchess]

Is that opportunity I hear knocking or the grammar police?

Oh God. The struggle is real.

[F.U.]

I ran across it on line and laughed my ass off. SO I thought I would share it. So GOoooooo ahead and rip it apart the grammar Nazis.

[blueberryhill]

I ran across it on line and laughed my ass off. SO I thought I would share it. So GOoooooo ahead and rip it apart the grammar Nazis.

well, gosh darn, you would think I would fit as having all the symptoms and correctly diagnosed with TARD, but what if some of my symptoms are just the opposite.....I have lost 10 lbs in last 2 weeks, aren't I supposed to gain weight? Also, emotional eating....I only wish as I have no appetite......I think DT fits DSM for Psychological Disorders, for TARD and a whole bunch of other things.....
I think, at this moment, he is itching to get in front of crowds and hear the thundering applause and admiration......now what is that called again...maybe narcissism.......He dislikes certain groups of people and individuals, maybe a bit of an anti-social personality?
Oh, I could go on, but I am extra tired today with no energy (weight loss and not eating) Your hero, Donald, doesn't really want to be President. He will continue to live in Trump Tower and won't be accountable to his admirers or to anyone, actually....like I said earlier, Pence will be running the country alongside of Newt (he went to high school in my hometown because his stepfather was in military and he was a bully even then), He will have that wonderfully intelligent Palin lady by his side, and don't forget Giuliani.....Christie will be the gopher for these stooges. I know I am repeating myself........Now FU, if it were me, just saying, I would be brushing up on my Bible passages so you will know what President Pence has up his sleeve to improve your life.....I heard he wants to make tatoos illegal cuz there is something about self-mulitation in the Bible or something.....I am really hopeful for the future so guess I am not a TARD after all, but maybe u are the retard for voting for Trump.
If you didn't then please accept my heartfelt apologies..........
And I don't care about grammar, just content.....Toodles

[HairOfTheDog]

You all are cracking me up here.