Trump for president

[Duchess]

I actually think Romney has the the right balance of toughness and diplomacy to make a good candidate

I agree.

He's the first one I haven't rolled my eyes at. It goes without saying that we want someone who is qualified but I want someone with some fricken dignity too and I think he has it, certainly way more than pretty much everyone else I've seen so far.

I heard Ted Cruz talking today, that little toady can just go fuck himself. I liked him for the first time ever when he was pushing back & standing his ground and then he rolled over like a dog.

[BigMark]

And Hillary is petite, good lord.

oh fuck who cares? can you do the job or not? that's it.

Apparently Duchess.

[Duchess]

I call him a fat fuck in the same way I call him fuckface. I think of him and I say fuck. He moves me to feel vulgar.

[BigMark]

Fuck my fatface, fatfuck.

[aussiefriend]

How can you tell his hand is in the way.

It's all grotesque in the extreme. He's so tough with a gun in his hand.

[Maggot]

I find it funny that mainstream progressive media outlets and polls that were so wrong on this election are right back at it laying down the news that they say is what the U.S. is thinking. Anti-Trump this and that........why, why, why. This is what he will do and he bites baby's heads off.

Does anyone in their right mind still believe what is put out there?

[Carsman]

2020 can't come fast enough for Michelle lovers!

[Duchess]

You think Michelle Obama will run for POTUS because she gave some good speeches? I doubt she wants any part of that bullshit, she's lived it for 8 years, she knows how much it sucks.

[Carsman]

That's the buzz some of the media outlets are hinting at.

[sally]

[Blindgreed1]

I find it funny that mainstream progressive media outlets and polls that were so wrong on this election are right back at it laying down the news that they say is what the U.S. is thinking. Anti-Trump this and that........why, why, why. This is what he will do and he bites baby's heads off.

Does anyone in their right mind still believe what is put out there?

Nope.

[Duchess]

SNL knows. *nods*

Alec Baldwin, I love you.

[Carsman]

Just saw this on line this morning.
All is not lost for Hillary lovers.

On December 19^th, the Electors of the Electoral College will cast their ballots.
If they all vote the way their states voted, Donald wins.

However, they can vote for Hillary if they choose, even in states where that is not allowed, their vote would still be counted.

So again, it Ain't over till it's over, or until the fat lady sings, which occurs first!

This was on the media this morning.

Thousands of people have taken to the streets in the week since the election, outraged that Donald Trump is the new president-elect.

Since Hillary Clinton likely won the popular vote, over 4 million have signed a petition to encourage the Electoral College to make Clinton president instead.

The electors will gather at their state capitols in December, and vote to formally make Trump the 45^th president.

With so many citizens calling on the Electoral College to choose Clinton, and some electors even saying they will switch their votes, could it happen?


Again, it ain't over till it''s over!

[Maggot]

America has elected its first independent as president. The GOP has distanced itself from him and the DNC has tried its best to vilify him. As the voters went into their boxes with their phones and pencils they were alone with themselves and voted for the one person that was not part of the status quo. Hopefully he will go into Washington and sweep out the sootikins that lay about.

[Duchess]

the DNC has tried its best to vilify him.

C'mon!

Speaking only for myself, my poor opinion of Trump was formed because of things he has said & done, not because someone has said he's a POS, I saw that for myself, he showed me who he is. He's a fricken tool, a nuclear douche and I think that because of what I've seen from him, he made me feel this way, no one else did.

[Maggot]

With the choice of a carnival barker and a shifty lefty it was slim pickings as it usually is. I'm kinda happy the pubs hate him almost as much as the dems do. The mafia hates a new boss moving into their territory at any rate, It will be interesting that's for sure.

[Carsman]

The Donald has by passed the media and posted this message.

[Clang McFly]

Good luck. Obama said he was going to do away with lobbyists and special interest groups. That didn't work out too well for him. Lets's hope your bullying ways are more effective.

[Blindgreed1]

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the
admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had
to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go into
effect at noon the next day. So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came
to the gates of Heaven.

The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man,
"Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you
died."
"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25^th-floor apartment on my
lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in
sight.. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was half naked and
yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment.

Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony
and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips!
The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his
fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in
some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die.
This ticked me off even more.
In a rage, I went back inside to get the first heavy thing I could get my
hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the
refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it
over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and
crushed him!

The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died
almost instantly."
The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad
day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir.. Welcome
to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in .

A few seconds later the next guy came up. To the Angel's surprise, it was
Donald Trump. "Mr. Trump, before I can let you in, I need to hear about what
your day was like when you died." Trump said, "No problem. But you're not
going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26^th floor apartment doing
my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really
pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away,
slipped, and accidentally fell over the side!

Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below
mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment,
starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I hit some
trees and bushes at the bottom, which broke my fall, so I didn't die right
away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in
excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off
the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me.
The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as Trump finishes his story.
"I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well,"
the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets Trump
enter.

A few seconds later, Bill Clinton comes up to the gate. The Angel is almost
too shocked to speak. Thoughts of assassination and war pour through the
Angel's head. Finally he says, "Mr. President, please tell me what it was
like the day you died."
Clinton says, "OK, picture this. I'm naked, inside a refrigerator.....

Before anyone loses their shit, this is a joke that I passed on. I did not write/author this joke.

[Clang McFly]