I live in . . .
#1
. . . the most American state in the united states. Smiley_emoticons_hurra3 Where does your state rank?
OK, I know its just a bunch of BS, but lets at least have a little fun with it.


http://blog.estately.com/2015/07/which-u...-and-more/


Surely every single state in our United States is as American as apple pie, but what if you had to choose which state is the most American? It’s an impossible question, but one we at Estately went ahead and answered. Using only the most sophisticated mathematical formulas and data analysis we ranked each state using eight separate indicators that represent the uniqueness of the United States of America.
1.Bald eagles per square mile (source: U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service)
2.Olympic gold medals won, per capita (source: I.O.C)
3.Astronauts born in each state, per capita (source: Wikipedia)
4.Fast food restaurants, per capita (source: Yellow Pages)
5.Total Major League Baseball players born in each state (source: Baseball Reference)
6.Percentage of homes with firearms (source: BRFSS)
7.Percentage of Facebook users in each state expressing interest in the “United States of America” (source: Facebook)
8.Google searches for “Bin Laden dead” (source: Google Trends)
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#2
LOL, 31st
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#3


The more guns & fast food restaurants you have, the more American you are. 28
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#4
I know Duch. I mean where is the category for the furthest in debt, or the most base ball teams, or most hotdogs sold, or most apple pie consumed. What were they thinking by using guns and fast food in this? After all we know Americans don't care about how many guns we own, or how fat we are. LMFAO !!
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#6
There's a reason that state is pronounced "I away." Because that's where most people want to get when they find out they're in Iowa Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#7
(In my best John Waynne voice) Well pilgrim, what one of our 49 bitch do you hang your hat?
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#8
Right now New Yawk, the cow portion not the cabbie part, but I'll be on the move again soon. Once,for reasons legal and otherwise, I hitch hiked from Omaha North through Sioux city to Interstate 90 before doubling back West and getting popped in Chamberlain SD. That is a hell of a lot of Iowa to see on foot and over an extended period of distress. Gives you a pretty solid picture of the place. I have stories. Some not good.
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#9
49 Bitchez!
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