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I've arrived - contain your excitement.
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07-08-2016, 09:49 AM
Hi. I'm Calorieguzzler. Or Guzzy for short. I think I belong here.
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07-08-2016, 10:08 AM
I'm so excited you've arrived!

A warm and fuzzy welcome, Guzzy.

If you don't mind sharing, what led you to Mock?
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07-08-2016, 10:34 AM
I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.
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07-08-2016, 10:36 AM
(07-08-2016, 09:49 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I'm Calorieguzzler.


Are you open to taking all my ice cream calories? If so, follow me.
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07-08-2016, 12:07 PM
Welcome calorieguzzler. I sincerely hope you mean well because your screen name is just begging for parody.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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07-08-2016, 12:39 PM
(07-08-2016, 10:34 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.
No you don't. Now GTFO. hah
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07-08-2016, 02:01 PM
(07-08-2016, 12:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 10:34 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.
No you don't. Now GTFO. hah

You sound like my in-laws. They, too, had to accept me. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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07-08-2016, 02:17 PM


Romeo? Dat u?
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07-08-2016, 02:49 PM
(07-08-2016, 02:01 PM)Calorieguzzler Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 12:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 10:34 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.
No you don't. Now GTFO. hah

You sound like my in-laws. They, too, had to accept me. Smiley_emoticons_wink
Oh... You're married. I'm so sorry for your loss.
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07-08-2016, 04:30 PM
(07-08-2016, 02:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Oh... You're married. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Please save me.
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07-08-2016, 05:16 PM
How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.
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07-08-2016, 06:32 PM
(07-08-2016, 05:16 PM)Love Child Wrote: How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I'm guessing some combination of Redtube and autocorrect.
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07-08-2016, 06:39 PM
erm...OK. I have nothing.
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07-08-2016, 09:12 PM
(07-08-2016, 05:16 PM)Love Child Wrote: How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I was thinking he or she consumes a lot of calories. But I could be wrong, it was just a hunch.
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07-08-2016, 10:51 PM
I was thinking cumguzzler, but that would have been rude
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07-09-2016, 05:36 AM
Fucker better stay away from my Kit Kats.
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07-09-2016, 11:09 AM


So..this is it? Dazzle me with brilliant bullshit.
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07-09-2016, 11:29 AM
Welcome to a universe that is between stay and go, a place where daydreams and nightmares are the same, a place that once entered the exit door is nowhere to be found..............The Mock zone.
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07-09-2016, 11:50 AM
(07-09-2016, 11:29 AM)Maggot Wrote: The Mock zone.


hah Yeah, baybay.
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07-10-2016, 12:04 AM
(07-08-2016, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 05:16 PM)Love Child Wrote: How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I was thinking he or she consumes a lot of calories. But I could be wrong, it was just a hunch.

Are you NUTS???


I think you're on to something but the "guzzling" implies a liquid. Beer? Melted butter? Bacon drippings before they harden?I dunno. Maybe it's something that belongs on "My Strange Addiction".
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