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(08-25-2016, 10:22 PM)sally Wrote: You've referred to yourself as socially awkward before. How exactly do you do that and get nicknamed Dan Dan the Dancing Man down at the DMV? It seems like you'd be nicknamed Dan Dan the creepy man at window four.
Because this DMV job I didn't have before, is helping me get over my social awkwardness. It helps to not be the only one dancing. I still wouldn't dance alone. Who knows, maybe in a few years I'll be courageous enough to ask out a girl on a date.
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So, is that blockhead Donovan busy plotting his retaliation against Maggot for allegedly bullying and running off his pony pal Pokey?
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I was holding back too.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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You've called other people abortion survivors and Pokey himself characterized some of his work experiences as annoying. So, it's not like you punched or even pinched Pokey by calling him an abortion survivor with an annoying life, you powder puff.
Donovan's teamed up with his pals and also gone solo to troll/mock people with complete bullshit over the years, but then gets indignant and cries "bully!" when one of his pals takes offense to a benign one-line mock. It's kinda weird, but funny.
Anyway, I like reading most of Donovan's posts a lot, especially over the last couple of years. I'm glad he's part our our dysfunctional community and imagine he'll be back as sundress season winds down, with or without Pokey.
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If the evil vagina monster didn't get him maybe he's vacationing.
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Or..........If the evil vagina monster got him he may be vaccinating.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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HotD, did you ever hook up with Dono?
I know Duchess was hoping you would.
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I think they'd make a baby Einstein.
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(09-02-2016, 01:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HotD, did you ever hook up with Dono?
I know Duchess was hoping you would.
Nah, I like Donovan and could probably enjoy conversing with him all day and all of the night. He can be a really interesting and cool man.
But, Donovan strikes me as too temperamental and defensive to appreciate my smartassery for any length of time, and he'd probably get bored quickly with my relatively drama-free life.
Plus, I learned my lesson about forum hook-ups after pyropappy set my heart afire and then just disappeared; it's as if he evaporated, straight through the walls. After that, I realized that what I've got is all I need and it's most satisfying to enjoy the men of Mock in text format, up against a midnight black backdrop.
How about you, MS -- did you ever hook up with my friend aussie? I know you were hoping you would.
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(09-02-2016, 02:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
That was a good one.
However, as I've said many times, I bet Aussie shags like a mynx, meaning I'd definitely take her up (if she'd have me, and I was single).
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Did you miss the movie quote I worked into my reply, just for you, MS?
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(09-02-2016, 04:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Did you miss the movie quote I worked into my reply, just for you, MS?
Sorry HotD, I did miss it.
I haven't seen a first run movie since American Pie in 1999.
What was the quote and what was the movie?
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Maybe the quote is this - set my heart afire and then just disappeared; it's as if he evaporated, straight through the walls. After that, I realized that what I've got is all I need
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It was a line from Shutter Island.
The resident doctor is talking about the penal colony mental patient who escaped, when he says...
IT'S AS IF SHE...
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I really like that movie and love Ben Kingsley.
Now that Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Williams are dead, Ben Kingsley is probably my second favorite actor (behind Viggo Mortensen).
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 I say that sometimes when people don't understand me. And never thought there was a meme for it.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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No one, and I mean no one, is more sensitive than a troll.
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(08-23-2016, 08:48 AM)Pokemon999 Wrote: Yeah this is Cory 
How's Life I want to Quit Walmart due to the 2,000+ pieces of Cardboard I threw out last night in the baler. Also made 2 bales and put them in the Walmart bale tracking system. I changed jobs right I used to be inventory for the place. My job got eliminated due to being on a different shift and totally different learning system. Now inventory REALLY SUCKS you see people stocking during the day with funny grey carts and merchandise. That is the inventory people This Manager Tyrone asked me what I wanted to do summer of last year I said Floor Cleanup so now I'm stuck with that. Does it suck? Inventory sucked! Inventory was the worst! Floor cleanup isn't bad I ride machines around or walk behind them. Also clean toilets you need a pretty good GAG reflex when cleaning out bathroom you might get HIV or Hepetitus if you are not careful in the women's toilets up front.
Hi Pokemon999! Good to see you! Welcome to Mock!
*Well fuck, guess I should read the entire thread before I rush to welcome someone.
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(09-02-2016, 04:34 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (09-02-2016, 02:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
That was a good one.
However, as I've said many times, I bet Aussie shags like a mynx, meaning I'd definitely take her up (if she'd have me, and I was single).
You'd probably luck out MWS, coz I can't be with anyone else when I am fixated on someone and stalking them.
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