Assholes in the news

[Duchess]

Wouldn't that make kids wants to eat Twinkies? Twinkies aren't even a food for godssake. Everything in them is unpronounceable.

Maybe we need something like a daily weirdo thread. Sally, you're in charge.

[HairOfTheDog]

What an asshole -- beats up a child and gets his ass whooped by mom for trying to steal a toy.


It's gotta be embarrassing to show up all over the media and YouTube for being such a Ding Dong.

[Maggot]

I hate what Twinkies have become almost as bad as when a Kardasion is yapping during a bikini photoshoot. That family has bod! But their mouth ruins the entire trip.

[sally]

Wouldn't that make kids wants to eat Twinkies? Twinkies aren't even a food for godssake. Everything in them is unpronounceable.

Maybe we need something like a daily weirdo thread. Sally, you're in charge.

I should start one. On a daily basis the local news here has a story that makes you think WTF.

[Carsman]

The POTUS is taking flack for going on the TV News today and saying Hurricane Florence is Tremendously Big & Tremendously Wet!

[Carsman]

I just saw Mr. Wonderful in a News Interview, and he said:

I don't want to be too BRAGADOCIOUS of the great job I'm doing! I almost wet my pants laughing!!

(I'm waiting for the "media" to jump on that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious "new" word!)

[HairOfTheDog]

Porch Pirates are complete fucking assholes.

Twice now we've had packages delivered only to have them stolen from the porch. The first time, the asshole thief actually left the empty box in front of my driveway.

The second time, I was at home waiting for the package and the Fed Ex guy didn't even knock. When I checked the status and went outside to get it, there was nothing there. Sometimes I wonder if the delivery guys are part of the racket.

Anyway, all across the country, they're making off with thousands of people's on-line orders and gift deliveries every day. Police and consumers have started setting up stings and investing in new technology that scares off or captures the thieves on tape.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opin...story.html

The house we'll be renting in Arizona is serviced by Cox Cable/Internet. They have a package plan which contains the Smart Home program for like $5 more per month that monitors the front door from the customer's smart phone. I signed up for it.

[Rootilda]

It'd be tempting to set up an obstacle course on the front lawn. Oh you stepped in a hole and broke your ankle? What a shame.

[Maggot]

Porch Pirates are complete fucking assholes.

Twice now we've had packages delivered only to have them stolen from the porch.  The first time, the asshole thief actually left the empty box in front of my driveway.  

The second time, I was at home waiting for the package and the Fed Ex guy didn't even knock.  When I checked the status and went outside to get it, there was nothing there.  Sometimes I wonder if the delivery guys are part of the racket.

Anyway, all across the country, they're making off with thousands of people's on-line orders and gift deliveries every day.  Police and consumers have started setting up stings and investing in new technology that scares off or captures the thieves on tape.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opin...story.html

The house we'll be renting in Arizona is serviced by Cox Cable/Internet.  They have a package plan which contains the Smart Home program for like $5 more per month that monitors the front door from the customer's smart phone.  I signed up for it.

Just get some Amazon boxes, fill them with all your leftover junk and put them on your porch. Throw a bag of dog-shit in for ambiance. 

[BigMark]

I have the ring hello doorbell, love and it was easy to install.

[MirahM]

Asshole in the NEWS is the one that said, "WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW DANGEROUS THIS TREK IS TO MAKE THROUGH MEXICO"

THOSE FUCKERS! IT IS DANGEROUS FOR THEM TO STAY! FUCKERS!

[Fry Guy]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/..._n_5806972

Indeed. Trump should build the wall.

[MirahM]

Yes, I will be so much safer up here in my city once that wall is built, I can't tell you how much safer I will be. Maybe I can go on walks outside at midnight, or accept rides from strangers, or pick up hitch hikers now.

[Fry Guy]

It is something I normally would not encourage BUT in your case.....?

[MirahM]

Classy.

Stop putting me in a box! I don't belong there!

[Fry Guy]

[HairOfTheDog]

I think this Reverend is a real asshole.



Maurice Hullibarger, 18, from Temperance in Michigan, died on December 4.

The priest at his funeral suggested over and over in his homily that Maurice may not get to heaven because he killed himself, which caused some of Maurice's friend to leave the service in tears and deeply upset Maurice's family.

Maurice's father finally had to approach Reverend Don LaCuesta during the service and whisper to him to 'please stop' condemning his son, but the Reverend did not stop.

The Archdiocese of Detroit said LaCuesta won’t be allowed to give sermons at funerals indefinitely.  Good.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...eaven.html

[ZEROSPHERES]

This happened yesterday down near Ski in Florida. The train dragged the car on the tracks for hundreds of feet before stopping.






https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/...ano-beach/

[Carsman]

This happened yesterday down in Florida.

Ouch! 

[Maggot]

A train does not stop on a dime that's what makes them dangerous.