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#981
12-23-2022, 03:20 PM
I used to think it was obscene to be Christmas decorating outdoors while the weather is so nice and through time I grew to like it a lot. It's not warm & humid, but it's not cold either, it's juuuust right, not right now, but in years passed.
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12-23-2022, 04:36 PM
(12-23-2022, 02:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-22-2022, 09:47 PM)rothschild Wrote: It's beautiful in it's own special way.

Is that snark? I think that's snark. I thought you liked animals.

It's photoshopped, isn't it? Hope so. hah
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12-23-2022, 04:40 PM
It was chasing cars, and unfortunately catching them.
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12-23-2022, 06:36 PM
(12-23-2022, 04:36 PM)rothschild Wrote: It's photoshopped, isn't it? Hope so.  hah


I don't know! I didn't even consider that it could be until I read your post. 
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12-24-2022, 07:16 AM
Have you been naughty or nice?
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12-24-2022, 09:31 AM
(12-24-2022, 07:16 AM)Duchess Wrote: Have you been naughty or nice?

Santa has been naughty. The old pervert and his reindeer was watching me masturbate last night. They didn't think I heard the quiet Ho Ho Ho and sleigh bells jingle. Probably recording it for the elves and Mrs Clause back at the North Pole. Meanwhile Mrs Clause is playing with Snowmiser's South Pole.

Hey,what's in this eggnog? It smells funny.
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12-24-2022, 10:06 AM
Oh Clangy.

So yesterday I saw that Santa is on social media. It was as shocking to find out as it was to once see Santa smoking. 
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12-24-2022, 10:12 AM
Today is husband's shopping day (not my husband,  but most husbands I know).   Roughly 90% of the stores around here have no power,   whatever are the poor husbands going to do for Christmas presents  hah
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12-24-2022, 10:31 AM
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12-24-2022, 12:33 PM
(12-24-2022, 10:12 AM)cannongal Wrote: Today is husband's shopping day (not my husband,  but most husbands I know).   Roughly 90% of the stores around here have no power,   whatever are the poor husbands going to do for Christmas presents  hah

My husband gave my son money today and told him to get your mother something from me. I told them not to even bother, this is fucking ridiculous.
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12-24-2022, 05:50 PM
Christmas spirit is in full force.
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12-24-2022, 07:55 PM
(12-24-2022, 05:50 PM)rothschild Wrote: Christmas spirit is in full force.

Yeah,  we'll go with that.   Instead of everyone tracking Santa through Norad in my town,  they are tracking which streets the line trucks are on  hah
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12-24-2022, 09:37 PM
(12-24-2022, 07:55 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(12-24-2022, 05:50 PM)rothschild Wrote: Christmas spirit is in full force.

Yeah,  we'll go with that.   Instead of everyone tracking Santa through Norad in my town,  they are tracking which streets the line trucks are on  hah

How much snow have you've gotten?
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12-25-2022, 01:14 AM
(12-24-2022, 10:12 AM)cannongal Wrote: Today is husband's shopping day (not my husband,  but most husbands I know).   Roughly 90% of the stores around here have no power,   whatever are the poor husbands going to do for Christmas presents  hah

Its not "shopping for a husband day?" Dang.

It has always been my favorite day to shop too btw!

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12-25-2022, 01:16 AM
(12-20-2022, 09:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: You're a good daughter AND a good sister. I hope it's a wonderful holiday for all of you. I'm imagining a charming cabin surrounded by snow and all your loved ones gathered around the pretty Christmas tree.

I have a romanticized view of holidays spent with family, it's always perfect, but logically I know real life doesn't always work out that way.

Well, everyone's plans changed due to weather.
No cabin-power is out, roads were bad
I spent a couple of nights w/out running water and no power at times
melting snow on the stove
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12-25-2022, 01:17 AM
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I hope you get your goats!
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I just spent the evening w/ my mom watching a service and singing some Christmas songs. I will cherish this evening forever in my heart.

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12-25-2022, 01:57 AM
(12-25-2022, 01:16 AM)MirahM Wrote:
(12-20-2022, 09:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: You're a good daughter AND a good sister. I hope it's a wonderful holiday for all of you. I'm imagining a charming cabin surrounded by snow and all your loved ones gathered around the pretty Christmas tree.

I have a romanticized view of holidays spent with family, it's always perfect, but logically I know real life doesn't always work out that way.

Well, everyone's plans changed due to weather.
No cabin-power is out, roads were bad
I spent a couple of nights w/out running water and no power at times
melting snow on the stove
that was fun!
Awww, that sucks. We got nothing from this supposed major snowstorm. Car was a little frozen shut. No power loss, no icy roads/sidewalks. Just very cold. Wore three layers of clothes today.
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12-25-2022, 03:39 AM
Did people try to buy tires from you?
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12-25-2022, 05:54 PM
(12-25-2022, 03:39 AM)BigMark Wrote: Did people try to buy tires from you?

Why yes. And I received 2 Michelin Man stars for my effort, plus $1 billion dollars in cryptocurrency aka Monopoly money.
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12-25-2022, 05:55 PM
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