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Calling all Saints and Sluts
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#1
10-31-2016, 09:24 AM
Sooo..how many people have you banged in your life up until now?

Just give me a number or an estimate if you can't remember hah
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10-31-2016, 10:25 AM
Now THIS is interesting.

I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.
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10-31-2016, 10:42 AM
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now THIS is interesting.

I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.

The number of people with whom I've had sex is somewhere between the number of people with whom Clang claims to have had sex and the number of women whom you believe have undressed you with their eyes.

Honest. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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10-31-2016, 11:52 AM
(10-31-2016, 10:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now THIS is interesting.

I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.

The number of people with whom I've had sex is somewhere between the number of people with whom Clang claims to have had sex and the number of women whom you believe have undressed you with their eyes.

Honest. Smiley_emoticons_smile

I'm guessing you're nearer to Clang's number.

I don't picture you as being the town bicycle.
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10-31-2016, 12:13 PM
Maybe 8 but each one multiple times in multiple ways with multiple orgasms.
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10-31-2016, 12:18 PM
Do blowjobs count? I had a bit of a reputation with the boys back in middle school.
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10-31-2016, 12:31 PM
Regular work doesn't count.
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10-31-2016, 01:59 PM
I should not have said that and fear the wrath of sally so I am retracting that statement and instead creating the ultimate Sally tribute thread.
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10-31-2016, 02:16 PM
(10-31-2016, 12:18 PM)sally Wrote: Do blowjobs count? I had a bit of a reputation with the boys back in middle school.


No I'm talking penis in vagina or penis in butt action.

I guess you could list how many bj's you've given if you want .
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10-31-2016, 02:46 PM
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]
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10-31-2016, 02:58 PM
What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?
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10-31-2016, 04:09 PM
(10-31-2016, 02:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?

For Clang, the number 0 makes him a: nerd, dork, spaz, geek, dweeb, loser, etc. that is, if you believe his 'woe is me' tale.

For you ladies, I think anything over 100 would see you approaching slut-range.
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10-31-2016, 04:10 PM
(10-31-2016, 02:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]

How many answers have we seen so far?

Even the poster hasn't tossed her # out there.
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10-31-2016, 04:20 PM
Tru dat!
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10-31-2016, 04:32 PM
(10-31-2016, 04:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]

How many answers have we seen so far?

Even the poster hasn't tossed her # out there.


You said, "I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women". Are you equating no answer to lying?
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10-31-2016, 04:32 PM


Shit. I meant to cut that quote in half. Oops.
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#17
10-31-2016, 05:09 PM
Fack it.

Guys keep in mind this was BEFORE I converted to Christianity.

I am not the whore I used to be.

From what I can remember about 25 or so.
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10-31-2016, 05:18 PM
(10-31-2016, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 04:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]

How many answers have we seen so far?

Even the poster hasn't tossed her # out there.


You said, "I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women". Are you equating no answer to lying?

You sure like to make me elaborate.

For millennia, men have been known as studs and women have been known as sluts based upon their number of sexual partners.

I'd guess that most women don't really want to talk about their true number of partners for fear of looking slutty.

A double standard for sure.

Care to throw out your number? The REAL number?
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10-31-2016, 05:19 PM
Did you bang Black, Broad?
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10-31-2016, 05:20 PM
(10-31-2016, 05:19 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Did you bang Black, Broad?

And, did you ever go back?
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