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10-31-2016, 05:21 PM
(10-31-2016, 05:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 05:19 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Did you bang Black, Broad?

And, did you ever go back?

And three-ways?

Girl on girl?

For money?
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#22
10-31-2016, 05:52 PM
(10-31-2016, 05:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Care to throw out your number? The REAL number?


I can't. I have fear of looking slutty.

I've declined more than I've taken.

I remember the first time I made a guy's hands tremble. I was so young, not by today's standards though. I lost my virginity on a golf course. Now I'm feeling all nostalgic and stuff.
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#23
10-31-2016, 05:53 PM
It's in the hole!
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10-31-2016, 05:54 PM


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10-31-2016, 06:04 PM
This is all really personal stuff, and sure, I'd love to throw my number out there, but most of it occurred when I was young and was saying yes to just about anyone, though I do specifically remember turning a couple of young ladies down.

The first: a young gal like Sally. She had the reputation of having been around (in jr high). I was after school, in the elevator with her and she asks, Do you want a blowjob?

I was scared shitless, and said no.

The other: a kind of plump, but not really, blond with big hoots. She handed me the key to her room one day (in the AF dorm) and I didn't go cash in. There was some sort of stigma attached to anyone that got with her, so I declined.

What a moron.
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#26
10-31-2016, 06:53 PM
(10-31-2016, 05:19 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Did you bang Black, Broad?

No.Never have.



Come on ppl quit being pussies and just say the number.It's not like anybody's going to archive this information somewhere and blackmail you with it.WGAF.
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10-31-2016, 06:57 PM
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#28
10-31-2016, 07:30 PM
(10-31-2016, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?

For Clang, the number 0 makes him a: nerd, dork, spaz, geek, dweeb, loser, etc. that is, if you believe his 'woe is me' tale.

For you ladies, I think anything over 100 would see you approaching slut-range.

Its actually 2.

(If we're talking about the crazy uber Christian girl that dated me for 3 months because I wanted a date to a swing dance and was an available substitute for her crush on my older brother she and had to consult her other uber Christian friend on how far we could go while making out. And the crazy fugly girl I dated because I was lonely and desperate and on the first of our two dates groped me and told me she loved me. Thankfully her mom died and she moved to Tennessee and stopped stalking me.)
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10-31-2016, 07:34 PM
Over 100 is slut range? Hahaha.
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10-31-2016, 07:46 PM
(10-31-2016, 07:34 PM)Duchess Wrote: Over 100 is slut range? Hahaha.

hahaha....at this point in my life I'd welcum a slut with open pants/legs.
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10-31-2016, 07:47 PM
(10-31-2016, 07:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?

For Clang, the number 0 makes him a: nerd, dork, spaz, geek, dweeb, loser, etc. that is, if you believe his 'woe is me' tale.

For you ladies, I think anything over 100 would see you approaching slut-range.

Its actually 2.

(If we're talking about the crazy uber Christian girl that dated me for 3 months because I wanted a date to a swing dance and was an available substitute for her crush on my older brother she and had to consult her other uber Christian friend on how far we could go while making out. And the crazy fugly girl I dated because I was lonely and desperate and on the first of our two dates groped me and told me she loved me. Thankfully her mom died and she moved to Tennessee and stopped stalking me.)

I don't why but I laughed way too hard at the fugly girl story hah


Even though I shouldn't bc I'm fugly too and know the pain..but
She must still pine for her lost love Clang
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10-31-2016, 07:50 PM
(10-31-2016, 07:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 07:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?

For Clang, the number 0 makes him a: nerd, dork, spaz, geek, dweeb, loser, etc. that is, if you believe his 'woe is me' tale.

For you ladies, I think anything over 100 would see you approaching slut-range.

Its actually 2.

(If we're talking about the crazy uber Christian girl that dated me for 3 months because I wanted a date to a swing dance and was an available substitute for her crush on my older brother she and had to consult her other uber Christian friend on how far we could go while making out. And the crazy fugly girl I dated because I was lonely and desperate and on the first of our two dates groped me and told me she loved me. Thankfully her mom died and she moved to Tennessee and stopped stalking me.)

I don't why but I laughed way too hard at the fugly girl story hah

She must still oine for her lost love Clang

Doubtful. Haven't heard from her since August. She's probably banging/scaring cowboys and/or cows.
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10-31-2016, 07:54 PM
Hey you replied to my unedited version hah

What to do now
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10-31-2016, 07:55 PM
Cows????

She bangs cows??
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10-31-2016, 08:08 PM
(10-31-2016, 07:55 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Cows????

She bangs cows??


Not really, I was making a point of how fugly she is.
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10-31-2016, 08:09 PM
(10-31-2016, 08:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 07:55 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Cows????

She bangs cows??


Not really, I was making a point of how fugly she is.

Oh
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#37
10-31-2016, 08:12 PM
(10-31-2016, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?

For you ladies, I think anything over 100 would see you approaching slut-range.

Holy shit! Seriously? 100? That's a lot.

Am I old fashioned or too conservative to think that's a lot? I can't even imagine sleeping with that many people.
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#38
10-31-2016, 08:16 PM
(10-31-2016, 06:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The first: a young gal like Sally. She had the reputation of having been around (in jr high). I was after school, in the elevator with her and she asks, Do you want a blowjob?

I was scared shitless, and said no.

I was joking about that, although I knew a few girls like that in school. I doubt they were getting any sexual pleasure out of sucking a bunch of cheesy dicks so my guess is they were just fucked in the head due to a bad home life and desperately craving attention.
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10-31-2016, 08:16 PM
(10-31-2016, 06:57 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 16

I may have been one of the Lucky 16.

I met a young brunette, smart, very good looking, in Arlington, TX back in '89.

Played her in Scrabble for sex and she won (meaning, I won).

She mentioned she was from California and had an older sister, loved her Mom, and she knew a shit ton about Crime Forums.

She was interesting and talented, if you know what I mean.

Was it you that fateful night?
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10-31-2016, 08:33 PM
My honest answer is that I've only been with my husband since I was 16 so there really couldn't be that many. How many guys can you possibly fuck before the age of 16 without being abducted into a sex ring. I think it was 8, maybe 7 because I didn't feel it going in and his parents came home so the whole ordeal lasted about 30 seconds.
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