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ASK SALLY ANYTHING
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09-08-2021, 08:20 PM
Sally, are you on the bottle again a bit lately?
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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09-08-2021, 08:39 PM
No, I made up a lie that I was attacked by a rattlesnake and the hospital turned me away due to covid 19 and an influx of Ivermectin overdoses. I was only on coffee when I wrote that. Everyone believed me though so you might want to question what they're on.
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09-08-2021, 09:22 PM
LOL
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09-09-2021, 12:23 AM
tater tits or french thighs.
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09-09-2021, 01:43 AM
I was wondering if you’d been drinking enough to make that horseshit up. I thought I might have been able to catch you in a weak moment to catch a glimpse of those pumped up puppies.
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09-13-2021, 06:19 PM
Sally, how long do you think Ferrero Rocher chocolate is good for, 10 months or so?  Sarcastic

I just found some in my pantry that's been there since the last holiday season.
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09-13-2021, 06:55 PM
Taste a small piece, if it doesn't taste off then it's fine.
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09-13-2021, 08:01 PM
hah solid advice!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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09-13-2021, 09:06 PM
Eat it!

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09-14-2021, 12:20 AM
(09-13-2021, 09:06 PM)MirahM Wrote: Eat it!

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09-14-2021, 10:00 AM
You picked it! YOU eat it! Do I have to get that black kid to show you how again?
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09-14-2021, 10:10 AM
(09-13-2021, 06:55 PM)sally Wrote: Taste a small piece, if it doesn't taste off then it's fine.

I took your advice, sorta kinda, I popped that whole puppy right into my mouth. It tasted fine, like it always has, but because I knew how old it was it fucked with my head. I'm going to send them up to the barn.  hah
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09-14-2021, 11:13 AM
(09-14-2021, 10:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-13-2021, 06:55 PM)sally Wrote: Taste a small piece, if it doesn't taste off then it's fine.

I took your advice, sorta kinda, I popped that whole puppy right into my mouth. It tasted fine, like it always has, but because I knew how old it was it fucked with my head. I'm going to send them up to the barn.  hah

keep sucking on it till you get that nice hot creamy reward.
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09-14-2021, 01:38 PM
Gross fucker.
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09-14-2021, 02:03 PM
(09-14-2021, 01:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: Gross fucker.

what? oh, get your mind out of the gutter. you don't like chocolate? It is supposed to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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09-14-2021, 02:38 PM
Could you two get a room already?

Thanks in advance. Blowing-kisses
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09-14-2021, 03:08 PM
(09-14-2021, 02:38 PM)rothschild Wrote: Could you two get a room already?

Thanks in advance.  Blowing-kisses

she couldn't handle me; Big Johnson hoses wear out all but the bravest of women; Lizzy is a coward with no integrity.

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09-15-2021, 01:41 PM
Sally, what do think about an invite to a baby shower that includes a link to a registry where none of the gifts are under $300?

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09-15-2021, 02:06 PM
No.
No baby needs that much stuff. WTF
I mean are these baby seats or...I can't even imagine what for a baby costs that much.
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09-15-2021, 02:08 PM
Oops sorry, this is the Ask Sally anything thread.

Okay, I have a question for Sally or anyone that wants to answer.

Is there any car or vehicle that you would be embarresed to drive around? What if someone gifted you a car or vehicle-and it was new-is there one that you would cringe at slightly to drive around?
A BMW?

And you can't sell it and turn around and use the $, you have to drive it.
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