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#41
01-21-2017, 12:18 AM
Why is it wrong to have sex with animals?
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#42
01-21-2017, 05:10 AM
(01-20-2017, 05:24 PM)sally Wrote: Ha ha I was posting at the same time as Maggot. Well Aussie it looks like you're going to have to find someone else who knows what the fuck you're talking about. Maybe Duchess.

This thread is false advertising. I want my money back.
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#43
01-21-2017, 08:56 AM
(01-20-2017, 12:43 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, suck it up and go to work Clang. Sounds like you could use some brownie points.

Then, drink like a fish tomorrow night; alcohol is a natural antibiotic and, bonus, also a pretty effective pain killer.

Stop drinking and start taking your prescribed antibiotics and painkillers on Saturday morning and rest all weekend so you can be at work again bright and early Monday morning.

Sorry to disappoint you,HoTD but I skipped work. I didn't even have to lie much. Said my tooth was still hurting(it was a tiny bit) and my boss said I sounded terrible. It was a productive day though. Got a free haircut, hot towel and neck and shoulder massage. Drank like a fish later too. Schmaltz Brewery had an IPA Fest. 6 samples for $25 and got to keep the sample glass. Before that had a spirits tasting and my first ever martini next door at Yankee Distillery. Oh and also had 6 free beer samples at the Market 32 Growler stations. Saranac's S'mores Porter is yummy.
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#44
01-21-2017, 09:00 AM
Too long didn't read.
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#45
01-21-2017, 12:14 PM
(01-21-2017, 08:56 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry to disappoint you,HoTD but I skipped work. I didn't even have to lie much. Said my tooth was still hurting(it was a tiny bit) and my boss said I sounded terrible. It was a productive day though. Got a free haircut, hot towel and neck and shoulder massage. Drank like a fish later too. Schmaltz Brewery had an IPA Fest. 6 samples for $25 and got to keep the sample glass. Before that had a spirits tasting and my first ever martini next door at Yankee Distillery. Oh and also had 6 free beer samples at the Market 32 Growler stations. Saranac's S'mores Porter is yummy.

I'm not disappointed, you slacker. ')

Sounds like you had a pretty amazing Friday off and probably forgot all about that little bit of tooth pain; self-medication is underrated.

I do hope you got a prescribed antibiotic like amoxcillin for the weekend though. Tooth and gum infections seriously suck.
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01-21-2017, 12:19 PM
Yeah I got the antibiotics. But I'm pretty sure all that alcohol will also help prevent infection.
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01-21-2017, 12:21 PM
(01-20-2017, 11:50 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-20-2017, 11:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Why is Maggot's ass so very hairy?

He lives in a colder climate so over the years he started to grow an abnormal amount of hair all over his ass and balls due to his body's natural defense mechanism. No more of that I'm freezing my balls or ass off nonsense.

Thanks sal, that makes sense.

Another poster-related question: Why does Som Yung Ho have such a limited attention span and preoccupation with non-consensual sex?
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#48
01-21-2017, 12:40 PM
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.
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01-21-2017, 01:25 PM


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01-21-2017, 08:12 PM
(01-21-2017, 12:40 PM)sally Wrote: I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.

"ASK SALLY ANYTHING" except hard stuff.
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#51
01-21-2017, 10:09 PM
Hi Sally. I have a question. How much hard stuff do you get offered?
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01-22-2017, 12:09 AM
(01-21-2017, 12:40 PM)sally Wrote: I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.
You still haven't answered my question from like ages ago!
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#53
01-22-2017, 12:12 AM
I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.
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01-22-2017, 12:22 AM
Is Cheesecake pie?
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01-22-2017, 12:48 AM
(01-22-2017, 12:22 AM)BigMark Wrote: Is Cheesecake pie?

If it was it would be called cheesepie, asshole.
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01-22-2017, 12:53 AM
(01-22-2017, 12:12 AM)sally Wrote: I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.
Whats the population of Queenstown, New Zealand?
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01-22-2017, 01:16 AM
Two Brothers.
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01-22-2017, 01:19 AM
WRONG!!!
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#59
01-22-2017, 11:54 AM


Dear Sally,

Does one's choice of a blow dryer REALLY matter?

Look at these choices - Ceramic, Dual Voltage, Ionic, Tourmaline.

I don't use a blow dryer so I wouldn't know.

Thanks in advance!
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01-22-2017, 12:31 PM
I have two and the Tourmaline does dry my hair a lot faster despite the air not coming out as fast and hot as the other one.
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