ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[MirahM]

Anything that needs to be wrapped in bacon is not good.

They don't need to-
Just like asparagus doesn't need to either
but both are great on their own OR wrapped in bacon!

[Maggot]

Butter is OK though right? Everything needs butter.

[Clang McFly]

Anything that needs to be wrapped in bacon is not good.

They don't need to-
Just like asparagus doesn't need to either
but both are great on their own OR wrapped in bacon!

Mmmm....never tried Asparagus wrapped in bacon. Sounds delicious. Greatest thing ever bacon wrapped in bacon.

[Clang McFly]

Butter is OK though right? Everything needs butter.

Right. I buy lightly buttered popcorn and then add more butter to it and Parmesaen cheese.

[sally]

A French roll spread with French butter and ham and swiss is nice. And fattening.

[Duchess]

Sally, have you seen any iguanas dropping from trees because of the cold?

[sally]

No iguanas here, you have to go further south into Miami. I saw a kid in Key West trying to catch one by the hotel pool and it bit the fuck out of him lol.

[BigMark]

What direction does your head point when you sleep? Mine is West.

[crash]

The iguana thing made the news down here. They were taking the piss out of it being a ‘serious’ weather report

[MirahM]

Butter is OK though right? Everything needs butter.

I kind of winced at the recent discussions about butter on steak. I don't think I have ever done that. Not sure I want to try it either.

I love fancy butter though! Like Kerry Gold-Is that fancy? I just buy butter for baking mostly, but do like to use it sometimes with cooking eggs or some veggies.

[crash]

If you’ve eaten at a decent steak joint, I guarantee you’ve already had a steak finished with a pinch of butter and salt. It’s what gives it that sleek looking gloss and the savoury nutty flavour. An old chefs trick from before time

[sally]

You always finish a steak with a pat of butter.

[Maggot]

I like to chew it at least 20 times.

[BigMark]

I bet you swallow.

[Maggot]

Yup, I'm not a very good wine taster either.

[sally]

Sally, why did you think it was a good idea to walk over a bent over tree at the park like it was a balance beam and jump off the highest point at about 8 ft when you lost your balance? Then fucked up your leg which still hurts a month later. Why?

[Duchess]

Sally, why did you think it was a good idea to walk over a bent over tree at the park like it was a balance beam and jump off the highest point at about 8 ft when you lost your balance? 

For the same reason I thought it was okay to climb the magnolia tree aaaand not act my age by playing in the snow.

[BigMark]

A young girl in her school uniform is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when Clang says, "Hey girl, I'll give you a dollar to climb up that tree."

The young girls agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the dollar she recieved for climbing the tree.

Her mother replies by saying, "Never, ever, climb that tree again, Clang just wants to look at your panties."

The young girl promises she will never climb the tree again.

The next day on the way to school the young girls runs into Clang again, and he offers her five dollars now.

She thinks a moment, and agrees. She climbs the tree and collects her money. When she gets home she brags to her mother about the five dollars she recieved just for climbing that tree.

Once again her mother tells her never to climb the tree again, for Clang only wants to see her panties.

The young girl responds, "Haha, I fooled him, I didn't wear any!"

[Duchess]

Hahahahaha!  

[Clang McFly]

A young girl in her school uniform is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when Clang says, "Hey girl, I'll give you a dollar to climb up that tree."

The young girls agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the dollar she recieved for climbing the tree.

Her mother replies by saying, "Never, ever, climb that tree again, Clang just wants to look at your panties."

The young girl promises she will never climb the tree again.

The next day on the way to school the young girls runs into Clang again, and he offers her five dollars now.

She thinks a moment, and agrees. She climbs the tree and collects her money. When she gets home she brags to her mother about the five dollars she recieved just for climbing that tree.

Once again her mother tells her never to climb the tree again, for Clang only wants to see her panties.

The young girl responds, "Haha, I fooled him, I didn't wear any!"

She fooled me. I bought her panties for $10 earlier that day so I could wear them.