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I went to Antigua for my Honeymoon and there was tons of naked topless people there. They had no care and I got used to it after a few days. Soon the Professor was walking around topless and so was I.
I remember the morning brunches and the late night dancing the most. I can taste the omelets now! I gotta go back there some day.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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We're you walking around with your dong and berries and everything hanging out? Did you and the professor hold hands and go running into the ocean butt ass naked?
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(12-17-2021, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: We're you walking around with your dong and berries and everything hanging out? Did you and the professor hold hands and go running into the ocean butt ass naked?
No! It was all about the tits you she-devil. It was warm but not warm enough for my fruit of the loins.
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My husband loves telling everyone this ridiculous story about how he went to the French riviera when he was 13 on vacation and how he had to lay on his stomach to hide his boner. I'm about sick and fucking tired of him telling everyone this story (including the damn kids) for the past 30 years.
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(12-17-2021, 07:51 PM)sally Wrote: Actually I take that back if there are a bunch of 20 something supermodels walking around out there. I'll have to workout for a good six months before I'd have the confidence.
it's Rio, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a 20 something super model, especially on the nude beaches
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Sally, when is the last time you threw Frisbees at the moon?
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Right now while watching a porno featuring three female midgets.
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I am glad you specified the gender
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(12-19-2021, 09:30 AM)BigMark Wrote: Right now while watching a porno featuring three female midgets.
That's sick Mark. You can bring curses and bad luck on yourself when you watch that stuff. I'm surprised at you. You are a smarty pants and should know better.
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 Some of those midgets are really well proportioned but it's rare. Much like the off occasion when Aussiebitch shows up and blows off steam. Merry Christmas you oddball trampoline in a dress dopey.
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(12-24-2021, 12:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: (12-19-2021, 09:30 AM)BigMark Wrote: Right now while watching a porno featuring three female midgets.
That's sick Mark. You can bring curses and bad luck on yourself when you watch that stuff. I'm surprised at you. You are a smarty pants and should know better.
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with Sally's stunning revelation in the streaking thread, it begs these questions: what are your fantasies about during sex with a partner? solo?
I still say you are doing it wrong; there is nothing more stimulating than the touch of someone you care deeply about during intimacy - it is electric.
My wife's favorite thing in this world is a surprise bear hug; she just melts in my arms when I sneak up behind her and wrap her up.
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I agree, Pappy. Sex without intimacy is just about worthless.
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You guys are discounting what she privately disclosed to us?
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I think they are stunned and processing it.
I believe not everyone is interested.
I also believe there could be a really great mind blowing experience out there waiting for, whoever, okay Sally in this example.
I respect Sally's loyalty to her husband.
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(01-15-2022, 02:02 AM)MirahM Wrote: I think they are stunned and processing it.
I believe not everyone is interested.
I also believe there could be a really great mind blowing experience out there waiting for, whoever, okay Sally in this example.
I respect Sally's loyalty to her husband.
to each his own, stunned - no, intrigued - yes; I find it interesting to hear how women's minds work. the vast majority of women I known are more interested in the feeling of intimacy than the actual act. the physical act of sex is just an urge that needs scratched; the emotional act is what is truly satisfying.
that being said, how folks define the emotional act is as individual in each person as a fingerprint. that is why the fetish industry is a several billion dollar a year business.
I would think a mind-blowing experience is the least waiting for Sally if she ever meets the "right" person that unlocks that inner temptress. I would bet a life changing experience is what awaits.
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(01-15-2022, 01:31 AM)BigMark Wrote: You guys are discounting what she privately disclosed to us?
if we weren't privy to the information, how can we discount it? all we have are the statements she made.
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