ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[sally]

I domt know why I don't like intimacy other than I'm a vein, cold, emotionless person. I have a friend who sees this guy on and off, but she says the sex is great and they do it for hours when he comes over. That sounds like a fucking nightmare to me. Sex only has one purpose to me and that's to get off and I can do that just fine by myself without having to roll in the hay with some sweaty old bastard for an hour. Does that clear it up?

[sally]

And I have a question for Pappy? How do you do it with an oxygen tank? I mean can you take it off for a little while or do you just keep it on the whole time?

[Duchess]

I would be so nervous to have sex with someone on oxygen or with someone who has had a heart attack. 

That's nervous laughter.  

[sally]

Old Pappy sitting in his recliner watching the news with tubes up his nose smacks his wife's ass as she walks by and asks if she wants to mess around. Sexy stuff right there.

[rothschild]

If anyone runs out of dry ice, Sally is available.

[BigMark]

So you look in a mirror when you throw frisbees at the moon?

[sally]

Yes

[pyropappy]

And I have a question for Pappy? How do you do it with an oxygen tank? I mean can you take it off for a little while or do you just keep it on the whole time?

the tank is for when I leave the house or have a power failure. at home, there is a concentrator running to supply me with the oxygen I need. I wear a canula attached to a 40' hose that allows me free movement throughout the house. I have it on all the time; don't even notice it much now since I grew the beard. 

I will positively affirm; sex is way better when you can breathe than when you can't catch your breath. better oxygen supply means better blood circulation, more stamina and greater energy to exert oneself. 

don't worry lizzie, I have a strong heart, no heart disease here. My cardiologist is amazed at how strong my heart is at my age. you can test it any time you want by posting nudes in the nudie thread. I can take it.

[pyropappy]

I domt know why I don't like intimacy other than I'm a vein, cold, emotionless person. I have a friend who sees this guy on and off, but she says the sex is great and they do it for hours when he comes over. That sounds like a fucking nightmare to me. Sex only has one purpose to me and that's to get off and I can do that just fine by myself without having to roll in the hay with some sweaty old bastard for an hour. Does that clear it up?

no, you dodged the question, what do you fantasize about when you have sex? cleaning the fridge?

[sally]

Definitely not cleaning the fridge, that's just about as bad as the act of having sex. I think about the kind of stuff you'd see in regular old adult porn, I just don't want to actually do it with anyone. That's why it's just a fantasy, I'd prefer it not to go any further than in my head.

[sally]

I watched this movie once with Julianne Moore and she played a lesbian who liked to watch gay male porn, but she had no desire to actually have sex with men. Kind of like that, except I'm not a lesbian and I prefer women/men porn.

[BigMark]

Do you even bother faking an orgasm or making noises so he can get off






























You sooner?

[sally]

I know how to put on a good act. If he has done something to piss me off I won't bother though, which is more often than not. He's uncut so he has no problem getting off no matter my shitty, cold attitude.

[BigMark]

Man o man, You have the gap and a serpent tongue. I haven't seen the boobies but guess small perfect c's. But a cold fish man I don't think that would work for long. Think i'd rather have a chubby who squirts while clawing my back.

[sally]

Oh it works baby, it works.

[BigMark]

Brown Chicken Brown Cow.

[sally]

I was trying to sound like George Costanza. No?

[BigMark]

Sally Bennett.

[sally]

Benes, you jackass.

[Clang McFly]

I was trying to sound like George Costanza. No?

Yes. Oh God yes.

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