ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Duchess]

Sally, what's up with some women & their false eyelashes that are obviously false? Those things are huge! I try so hard not to stare.

[MirahM]

And eyebrows.
WTF

[sally]

I have no idea, but I see them all of the time along with the ridiculous colored in eyebrows. I don't have the fullest eyelashes in the world, but a couple coats of mascara works good enough for me. And then my eyebrows are just normal eyebrows.

[Clang McFly]

Sally, what's up with some women & their false eyelashes that are obviously false? Those things are huge! I try so hard not to stare.

Mascara it's not that hard to do. And looks better than false eyelashes.

Reminds of the time some woman came through my line when I worked as a cashier at Price Chopper looking like she damn near poked her eyes out trying to apply mascara and I had to bite my tongue to stop from asking her "How the fuck did you do that? Are you retarded?"

[Carsman]

False eye lashes, false eyebrows, goes along with the false lips, false asses, 
False boobs, false cheek bones, false hair inserts, and many I’m not aware of!

[crash]

My daughter educated me about false eyebrows just not long ago. it seems they’re affectionately referred to these days as ‘Cumbrellas’.

She also went on to tell me the explanation, which could quite possibly be urban myth, that they were invented to help the strumpets of the day keep the cum out of their eyes.

[BigMark]

She is going to need bigger cumbrellas.

[Maggot]

Cumbrellas LOL

[sally]

I used to have naturally thick dark cumbrellas back when thin eyebrows were in, now thick eyebrows are back and mine keep getting thinner and lighter the older I get. I guess as women age they really shouldn't be in situations where they could get cum in their eyes anyway.

[MirahM]

False eye lashes, false eyebrows, goes along with the false lips, false asses, 
False boobs, false cheek bones, false hair inserts, and many I’m not aware of!

And now the tik tok pants
I wish I had never seen
But secretly want to try on a pair

[Duchess]

I've never heard of tik tok pants. What are they? I'll google.

[Duchess]

Sally, I saw it said that the average person takes 17 minutes to get dressed? How long does it take you?

[sally]

How could it take 17 minutes to get dressed unless you're disabled or 90 years old? I never timed it, but I don't think it takes me more than a few minutes to slip an outfit on including footwear.

[Maggot]

Is tying a dbl breasted tie involved. Especially making sure the back part isn't as long as the front part?

[Clang McFly]

How could it take 17 minutes to get dressed unless you're disabled or 90 years old? I never timed it, but I don't think it takes me more than a few minutes to slip an outfit on including footwear.

It takes 17 minutes to get dressed as a woman when I put on pantyhose and have to be extra careful so I don't get runs or tears. It's more like 45 minutes to an hour if you count putting on makeup and applying Nair to my whole body as getting dressed.

Its takes me 5 minutes or less to dress as a guy.

[MirahM]

If I know what I'm wearing, it will only take maybe 5 minutes? I've never timed it. But.....there are days when I might change several times before walking out the door.

[sally]

This is assuming you have your clothes ready, you're not dressing for a wedding and you're not a transvestite trying to pull pantyhose over your fat, sweaty ass.

[MirahM]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTd7T2fcS/?k=1

[Clang McFly]

This is assuming you have your clothes ready, you're not dressing for a wedding and you're not a transvestite trying to pull pantyhose over your fat, sweaty ass.

The pantyhose slide over my fat ass just fine. It's usually my toenails that tend to snag the hose. Need to get out the power sander more often and keep those snag monsters trim and buffed.

[Duchess]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTd7T2fcS/?k=1

I love all those outfits, particularly that cute little slip dress and the skirt & boots. I don't think a 50 year old is too old for any of them.