ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Duchess]

No naked just protruding mammoth hunchable mammories.

Ooohhhh that doesn't sound good. Protruding. Mammoth. Hunchable. I'm so worried right now.

[Duchess]

Oh and old sling tots is leaving me for another woman so his drunk ass says. 

He's so fricken mean when he's shit faced. 

[Duchess]

I'm not trying to claim no fame. 

Me neither. I'd just as soon not be noticed. I'm shy.

[crash]

Did I miss something? Did she get them out? Clang, DM me your screenshots! Cheers..

[MirahM]

I'm not trying to claim no fame. I don't know what anyone's boobs look like here except clangs.

They look a lot better with Mirah's MS Paint job (I'm such an attention whore, I flashed my tits all over the internet). A bear and a puppy. Wish I still had those pics. Might be on my photobucket account if I I could ever access it.

I dont have them either.

[sally]

Are you saying you want to see Duchess's old sling bags?

They are probably more spectacular than your granny tidbits but what do I know.

Did I miss something? Did she get them out? Clang, DM me your screenshots! Cheers..

You want to see Clang's jugs now too?

[crash]

You can’t twist my words, Sal, not even you..

It’s only a matter of time.

I wish I knew how to contact Frank, he’d have a screenshot of your first go in the wank bank still

[sally]

That's probably why he left, his wife saw it along with Sinister's assless chaps and gave him an ultimatum that's it's either her or that ridiculous forum you're always on.

[Clang McFly]

I'm not trying to claim no fame. I don't know what anyone's boobs look like here except clangs.

They look a lot better with Mirah's MS Paint job (I'm such an attention whore, I flashed my tits all over the internet). A bear and a puppy. Wish I still had those pics. Might be on my photobucket account if I I could ever access it.

I dont have them either.

:(

[Clang McFly]

Did I miss something? Did she get them out? Clang, DM me your screenshots! Cheers..

Ok....I'll see if I can find my non MS Paint tit pic for you. Just keep it in your pants and don't squirt all over the screen.

[sally]

Did I miss something? Did she get them out? Clang, DM me your screenshots! Cheers..

Ok....I'll see if I can find my non MS Paint tit pic for you. Just keep it in your pants and don't squirt all over the screen.

I'm sure you've watched dodge ball where he does the milkshake song at the end. Video yourself doing that and send it to crash.

[crash]

That's probably why he left, his wife saw it along with Sinister's assless chaps and gave him an ultimatum that's it's either her or that ridiculous forum you're always on.

Nasty. Just nasty. You do know he still had that pic tho. Wherever he is .

[sally]

I don't even have it, I should have kept it to remind myself what I used to look like.

[Clang McFly]

Did I miss something? Did she get them out? Clang, DM me your screenshots! Cheers..

Ok....I'll see if I can find my non MS Paint tit pic for you. Just keep it in your pants and don't squirt all over the screen.

I'm sure you've watched dodge ball where he does the milkshake song at the end. Video yourself doing that and send it to crash.

I'm not that fat. I'll kill myself if I ever get that fat. There's a girl I know that is so fat, the dentist can't sedate her fully. She has to go to the hospital to get her dental work and sedation done.

[sally]

Oh and old sling tots is leaving me for another woman so his drunk ass says. 

He's so fricken mean when he's shit faced. 

It's real. Not about another woman, but about a divorce. So if I'm not around it will because that's what I'm dealing with. I know you get concerned lol.

[Duchess]

Mine is plugged too, but it happens to me often 

I found out something you may find useful. My ears were plugged again today so rather than bring it into Mock I googled it. The first thing I read suggested taking a deep breath, keep your mouth closed, gently pinch your nostrils closed and try to blow out through your nose. If you hear popping it means it worked. I did it and it worked on the first try. Hallelujah.

Now, back to your boobs...

[Duchess]

So if I'm not around it will because that's what I'm dealing with. I know you get concerned lol.

I do! Gawd! Remember the time I drove by your exit and I told you I waved? I didn't see you for more than a week! I was so concerned you thought I was a creeper and just decided you couldn't risk it by coming into Mock. Come to find out you had done some renovating, or something like that, and you lost your internet.

[sally]

Mine is plugged too, but it happens to me often 

I found out something you may find useful. My ears were plugged again today so rather than bring it into Mock I googled it. The first thing I read suggested taking a deep breath, keep your mouth closed, gently pinch your nostrils closed and try to blow out through your nose. If you hear popping it means it worked. I did it and it worked on the first try. Hallelujah.

Now, back to your boobs...

I did that shit and I almost passed out. It did pop though, but it went right back. Also if I tilt my head to the side it opens up, but I can't walk around all day with my head tilted like a crackhead.

[crash]

I don't even have it, I should have kept it to remind myself what I used to look like.

What they look like now will do. I can retro back to what they would have looked like

[sally]

They still look the same, the stomach area just isn't what it was. Not that I got all fat and horrid, but I had my better days.