THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY

[BigMark]

And in his derriere.

[Duchess]

"do goober"   Made me laugh out loud.

[sally]

Me too. I was getting ready to fix it and decided to leave it.

[Duchess]

A brief history of trump the president. All credit to Robert. 

- Paid $27 million in legal settlements for fraud and charity abuse

- Has a personal lawyer who went to jail for crimes that federal prosecutors said were committed at his direction

- Was impeached

- Has repeatedly criticized people running legitimate criminal probes, calling them corrupt

- Has called people who cooperate with law enforcement "rats" and said flipping should be illegal

- Praised people who refused to cooperate with law enforcement, saying they have "guts"

- criticized his own DOJ and Attorney General for bringing charges against his political allies (both of whom ultimately pled guilty)

- Went outside the order of succession to install an acting attorney general who was not only involved in a massive scam that ruined people's lives, he also knew the scam was happening and did nothing to help investigators

- Has delegitimized courts and judges when he loses cases

- Has joked about criminal assault against members of the media

- Is currently embroiled, along with his kids, in a class-action suit alleging they promoted an multilevel marketing scheme in exchange for millions in secret payments

- Looted taxpayer money for personal profit

- His administration has blocked or refused to comply with dozens of House lawful requests for testimony and/or documents.

- has purged independent government watchdogs for doing their job

- has racked up more than 3,000 conflicts of interest by refusing to divest his businesses, which are used by special interests and foreign governments to curry favor with his administration, while enriching Trump personally

- signed hush money checks, months after entering the White House, to keep a porn star quiet about an alleged affair they had while his third wife nursed his fifth child

- Fired multiple IGs for no good reason

- Publicly criticized and threatened the outing of protected whistle blowers

- Constantly criticized his first AG for an ethically and legally mandated recusal 

[Duchess]

American Oversight is reporting that watchdogs warned Congress that the trump administration has stopped oversight on the over $1 trillion that is the CARES Act funding. Steve Mnuchin says the recipients of the PPP loans are confidential yet the PPP application says the opposite. That's our tax dollars. Does anyone besides me care? This is bullshit.

[BigMark]

[Maggot]

Her puppies were yapping like a couple cats stuck in a pillow case.

[Rootilda]

She was aroused by his sweaty red face.

[Rootilda]

[Duchess]

I've read that no one likes him, no one respects him, and yet, he gets reelected. How can that be. Jesus.

What kind of man helps the man that accused his father of murder AND said his wife is ugly. Whatta tool.

[Duchess]

The Department of Justice is asking the court to ban every bookstore in the United States from selling a book that is critical of the president.

[Duchess]

[Rootilda]

The Department of Justice is asking the court to ban every bookstore in the United States from selling a book that is critical of the president.

Why now? There have been books written about him being a huge piece of shit for years. Is it Bolton's book or his niece's book that's sending him into a dither?

[Duchess]

I'm unsure. I think this is probably nothing more than Bill Barr trying to appease trump and I don't see it going anywhere, this is still America.

I've seen it said that trump may go after his niece in a legal way because she signed an NDA years ago. Not that I would have reason to know about other examples, but I've never seen people insist others sign NDA's the way this family does. As an aside, just the other day trump said every conversation with him is classified. That's not how it works but whatever. 

[Duchess]

Reporter: "Why does the President keep hiring people that are 'dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, whacko, and incompetent'?"

Kayleigh McEnany: "...He likes the model of having a team of rivals, like what we saw in President Lincoln's administration."

[Rootilda]

Yeah, Trump and Lincoln. Two peas in a pod.

[MirahM]

All the statues are coming down to make room for the Trump statues that will go up after his presidency is over.

[BigMark]

I heard they will be made out of Velveeta.

[Maggot]

I hear people want to screw around with Jefferson now. WTF They better stay the fuck away from the man who would be king. Washington. But Jefferson? Idiots all of them.

[Duchess]

trump just told the Christian Broadcasting Network that President Obama committed treason.