05-05-2017, 01:06 AM
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11-05-2017, 12:58 AM
My best guess would be in Japan, hot spring up in the frigid mountains. I could lay there while HOTD rubbed my belly.
11-05-2017, 08:16 AM
I wonder if that wheel circulates the water also.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
11-05-2017, 08:32 AM
(04-22-2017, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote:(04-22-2017, 08:19 PM)BigMark Wrote: Ahahahaha! Kid had it comin'. I should probably care how bad that sounds but I don't. Sally's right, little fucking bastard.
11-05-2017, 07:33 PM
After looking at that fall and smashing on the floor, and banging into the wall,
the fuclkng little bastard probably finally landed in the hospital!
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
11-05-2017, 09:11 PM
Nah he went and started terrorizing fido.
11-05-2017, 10:01 PM
I'd beat his ass again after the cat was done with him.
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12-08-2017, 01:36 PM
A married woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s anger.
The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. On these days my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. He scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and do not swallow water until your husband leaves the room or calms down.” Two weeks later the woman comes back to the hospital to see the doctor looking fresh and happy. The woman says: “Doctor that was a wonderful idea! Every time my husband started losing his temper, I swished with water and did not swallowed ,he calmed right down in a few minutes! How does a glass of water do that?” The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.
12-08-2017, 02:03 PM
That was pretty good. I have my own method for dealing with men who are feeling negative. I treat them like a tornado. I lay low and wait for it to blow over. |
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