Post funny, bizarre and cool shit here.

[Duchess]

I want to do that! PleasePleasePlease!

What are you doing up in the middle of the night?

[Duchess]

Hey! Is that the dude that stopped in the middle of wildfires to rescue a bear cub?

[BigMark]

Phone call at 1:22 (makes grumpy face) Not sure about that being a rescue, I know some guy rescued a rabbit from a fire out here.

[Love Child]

I got several phone calls and text messages from a pizza joint on the other side of the state! They kept calling me asking me why I wasn't answering my front door! I thought a friend had pranked me, and it wasn't on April Fools day either!

That kitty gif is fucking adorable!

[BigMark]

TOUCHING LOVE STORY
An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting at the local grocery. When she went before the judge he asked
her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her how many peaches were in
the can. She replied "6". The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could adjourn the
court, the woman's husband spoke and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas!"

ALWAYS HAVE YOUR GLASSES WITH YOU
My daughter asked me again yesterday why I didn't do something useful with my time. She bugged me all the time about this. She said she was only thinking about me and suggested I go to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her I had joined a parachute club. "Are you nuts? At your age you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her my membership card! "Dad, good grief, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" "Damn, I'm in trouble again…I signed up for five jumps a week!"

[Clang McFly]

[BigMark]

[Duchess]

Oh! Look at the little piggy! So stinkin' cute! KissKissKiss

[Clang McFly]

The cat is thinking "Mmmmm...............bacon!"

[BigMark]

[Duchess]

That's interesting & freaky and makes me want to know the story behind it.

[BigMark]

A devotee, dressed as Hindu God Shiva, looks out from a window as he waits to perform during the annual Shiva Gajan religious festival on the outskirts of Agartala, India April 13, 2018

[Duchess]

Gosh. Kinda sorry I said he looks freaky.

[BigMark]

Don't be, he would crack up seeing you put on war paint.

[BigMark]

[Blindgreed1]

I can see the T-shirt, The Indian one isn't there though.

[BigMark]

[BigMark]

https://www.aol.com/video/view/aurora-au...a1c01d2b1/

[BigMark]

[Duchess]