Post funny, bizarre and cool shit here.

[Duchess]

I watched a giraffe being born at a sanctuary in New York. I forget her name, damnit. I watched that webcam every freakin' day for months. I watched some eagles hatch too.

[BigMark]

[Duchess]

That's pretty. The rocky shoreline reminds me of home where the land was carved from glaciers.

[BigMark]

[aussiefriend]

BigMac, that cat is you!

[BigMark]

I put the puss in pussy.

[Duchess]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[BigMark]

[BigMark]

wok uh widda code an coffed uh a thigh gan tick green woogie dat burn all da weigh up.

[Duchess]

*heaves*

[BigMark]

[Maggot]

I put the puss in pussy.

yuck puss is smelly.

[BigMark]

[aussiefriend]

I watched a giraffe being born at a sanctuary in New York. I forget her name, damnit. I watched that webcam every freakin' day for months. I watched some eagles hatch too.

I did that too once, years ago on YouTube. Brilliant.

[aussiefriend]

I want to post two poems that are funny that I wrote years ago. I want you to tell me if they are funny or pathetic.

[BigMark]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poems suck
And so do you

[aussiefriend]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poems suck
And so do you

Knock Knock
Who's there
The bear
The bear who
The bare bum

[Clang McFly]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poems suck
And so do you

Knock Knock
Who's there
The bear
The bear who
The bare bum

 I love wordplay.

[BigMark]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A perfume is lovely,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
The horse is grey,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
The hand is hairy,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
Corpuscles are red,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Lips are flabby,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
Plants are green,
And so is your smile.

A poop is beautiful,
Just like you.

[Duchess]

I watched the whole thing. I admire their fortitude so much!

I had a similar experience as she did when she got stung. My beagle stirred up a yellow jacket nest in the ground while we were out hiking around the farm. I thought I was out of breath because I tried to get back to the barn quickly after being stung so many times but I found out later it was because my airway was swelling shut and I have an allergy to bee stings. I carry an Epi pen now. Thank Christ I didn't have a clue until it was all over.

I don't think I could do what they did. I don't have the kind of stamina I'd need to tolerate all that they did. It's a hell of an accomplishment for them.