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02-23-2020, 06:24 PM
(02-23-2020, 02:06 PM)BigMark Wrote: [Image: m6DYBrJ.jpg]


That's a skinny dippin' spot.
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02-23-2020, 07:56 PM
Yeah, for a horror movie.
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02-24-2020, 01:57 AM
LOL
And all I could think when I look at that chair is how many spiders would love to live under it. Ick!

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02-24-2020, 01:54 PM
And earwigs. Big nope.
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02-24-2020, 02:29 PM
They could slither into your bum crack.
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02-24-2020, 06:44 PM
i would choke them out with my sumo sphincter.
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#947
02-25-2020, 05:50 AM
Gawd, you guys. All I see in that picture is a beautiful, peaceful spot.

Now I'm thinking about the time we jumped in the lake and got blood suckers on our bodies. Jeezus. Y'all could fuck up a wet dream. C'mon!
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02-25-2020, 06:15 AM
But leaches are fun  hah
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02-25-2020, 07:42 AM
(02-25-2020, 05:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: Gawd, you guys. All I see in that picture is a beautiful, peaceful spot.

Now I'm thinking about the time we jumped in the lake and got blood suckers on our bodies. Jeezus. Y'all could fuck up a wet dream. C'mon!
I've fucked up many a wet dream, just standing there staring and doing nothing.
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02-25-2020, 10:48 AM
my fever broke the other night, my bed was soaked.
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02-25-2020, 10:49 AM
oh and i haven't been able to ring the devil's doorbell in a week.
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02-25-2020, 10:52 AM
Maybe you could watch her ring the bell.
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02-25-2020, 12:35 PM
ASB is the devils trumpet.  11
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02-25-2020, 02:44 PM
if that doesn't make my man mortar slamfire nothing will.
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02-25-2020, 02:46 PM
"man mortar" Ahahahahahaha!
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02-26-2020, 01:28 PM
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02-26-2020, 01:31 PM
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02-26-2020, 01:35 PM
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02-26-2020, 01:48 PM
(02-26-2020, 01:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: [Image: 9HgOIpP.jpg]


I love that so much! Ahahahahaha! It is perfection.
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02-26-2020, 02:35 PM
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