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#1,441
05-25-2021, 08:25 PM
My 1970 San Diego Zoo banner is still poo free. It's amazing.
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05-25-2021, 11:20 PM
The changing of sunlight to moonlight
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes
The greetings of people in trouble
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes
Oh, my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
Oh, my crying (Oh, my crying)
Feel I'm dying, dying
Take me back to my own home
I'm changing, arranging
I'm changing
I'm changing everything
Everything around me
The world is
A bad place
A bad place
A terrible place to live
Oh, but I don't want to die
Oh, my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
Oh, my crying (Oh, my crying)
Feel I'm dying, dying
Take me back to my own home
Oh, my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
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06-02-2021, 09:24 PM
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#1,446
06-03-2021, 08:53 AM
(05-25-2021, 11:20 PM)BigMark Wrote: The changing of sunlight to moonlight
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes
The greetings of people in trouble
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes
Oh, my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
Oh, my crying (Oh, my crying)
Feel I'm dying, dying
Take me back to my own home
I'm changing, arranging
I'm changing
I'm changing everything
Everything around me
The world is
A bad place
A bad place
A terrible place to live
Oh, but I don't want to die
Oh, my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
Oh, my crying (Oh, my crying)
Feel I'm dying, dying
Take me back to my own home
Oh, my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home

Is that the guess who?
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#1,447
06-03-2021, 10:22 AM
The Marmalade.
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#1,448
06-03-2021, 10:41 AM
oh yeah a one hit wonder
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#1,449
06-15-2021, 08:20 PM
Weird and creepy, just the way I like it. hah


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#1,450
06-15-2021, 09:18 PM
I need another sandwich!!!!!  hah
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06-16-2021, 04:42 PM
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06-16-2021, 08:14 PM
Geez! Imagine being on that Ferris wheel at the top then!
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06-16-2021, 09:57 PM
For Duchess and Mirah. Blowing-kisses


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06-16-2021, 10:26 PM
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06-18-2021, 02:53 PM
(06-16-2021, 08:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Geez! Imagine being on that Ferris wheel at the top then!


Ya, no.    I'm petrified of most types of ferris wheels on a good day,  but I'd definitely be headed away from tall metal objects when those clouds came rolling in.
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06-18-2021, 03:23 PM
I saw a couple dopes on the golf coarse the other day, black as night clouds in the sky thunder rumbling. They are nuts.
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06-18-2021, 03:32 PM
A senior in Jersey was recently struck & killed by lightening on a golf course. When thunder roars, go indoors. 
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06-18-2021, 05:24 PM
(06-18-2021, 03:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: A senior in Jersey was recently struck & killed by lightening on a golf course. When thunder roars, go indoors. 
Or as the millennials say "When lightning strikes,ride your bikes."
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06-18-2021, 05:46 PM
hah   You goof.

I had to google how old a Millennial is. It's between 25-40. 

I'm a Geezer and it's making me laugh to say that. I don't feel like one. Thanks Mom & Dad.
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06-18-2021, 08:19 PM
I feel it's the same choice between sausage and chicken. Chicken is wet and smelly, Sausage is sweet and slimy.
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