Sally in 25 years..........

[Duchess]

Ohmaigawds I've lost my sig line. Fucking hell.

[Duchess]

Fuckin Photobucket. Kiss my ass.

[Carsman]

Fuckin Photobucket. Kiss my ass.

k

[Clang McFly]

Old isn't old like it used to be. Retirees probably have a more active social life than even Clang. The last time I was at my parent's home their friends were at the door every morning I was there. They all had things to do and places to go. It only stands to reason that their sex life was as busy. Not my parents *cringe*, just seniors in general.

When I get old and retire I'm going to retire my social life and just binge watch Netflix shows and movies that I'm missing by having an active social life.

m

When you're retired, it just means you don't have to go to work any longer.

It doesn't mean you stop doing things, in fact it means you now have more time to do the things you really want to do, when you want, "if" you want.

Things that you could not do before, because you were at work!

Ain't life grand!

Yep. So I can binge watch my shows and movies in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, and party the night away.

[Clang McFly]

You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.

I want one of those now. Big numbers, less buttons.

[Carsman]

You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.

I want one of those now. Big numbers, less buttons.

j


Or just get Alexa!

(No remote required)

[Clang McFly]

You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.

I want one of those now. Big numbers, less buttons.

j


Or just get Alexa!

(No remote required)

I'm waiting for the sexbot version of Alexa so I can have a robot girlfriend.

[BigMark]

Your hand is going to be SO jealous.

[Clang McFly]

Your hand is going to be SO jealous.

Well then I'll have to chop off the left hand buy him a robot hand girlfriend.

[aussiefriend]

No one wants to "do it" with me now.

[BigMark]

How much money do you have?

[Clang McFly]

No one wants to "do it" with me now.

Welcome to the club.

The lonely hearts club. Conveniently located on lonely street next door to the Heartbreak Hotel.

[Carsman]

k

Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.

[Clang McFly]

k

Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know the rest goes.

Yeah right. She's out of my league. In both weirdness and attractiveness.

[Carsman]

k

Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know the rest goes.

Yeah right. She's out of my league. In both weirdness and attractiveness.

Some of the most attractive single people out there are lonely, mainly because, others think they're unapproachable!

[BigMark]

Your babiess would be, well, interesting.

[Clang McFly]

k

Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know the rest goes.

Yeah right. She's out of my league. In both weirdness and attractiveness.

Some of the most attractive single people out there are lonely, mainly because, others think they're unapproachable!

She IS unapproachable. Does Australia even have a DMV with a Title Bureau I could transfer into?

Plus, I don't think she even likes me. I can be such an insensitive jerk sometimes.

[aussiefriend]

k

Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.

Stop that Cars. You are being vulgar. I do like you Clang, but in a friendzone way.

[Duchess]

Aww c'mon. I don't think Cars is being vulgar, maybe a little cheeky is all. Vulgar is when I repeatedly say fuck or call someone a cunt.

[Carsman]

k

Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.

Stop that Cars. You are being vulgar. I do like you Clang, but in a friendzone way.