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#21
07-09-2017, 09:44 PM
(07-09-2017, 04:17 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah Clang, every time you feel like jerking off just whip yourself up an omelette instead. Nothing like being filled up with eggs, sperm and frustration.
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07-09-2017, 09:48 PM
(07-09-2017, 04:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hell, that's 8 min wasted jerking off instead of making an omelet.

So then every time I get horny I'll be thinking of raw chickens and eggs instead of hot women in the raw?

Well ok then.

*googles chicken porn*
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07-09-2017, 09:49 PM
You do NOT want to do that.
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07-09-2017, 09:52 PM
Why not because of the buck, buckkake?
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07-10-2017, 07:08 AM
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Here ya go Sal, just for you.




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07-15-2017, 07:45 PM
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How to kill a thread with one easy video! hah
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#27
07-15-2017, 09:56 PM
I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.
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07-15-2017, 10:29 PM
(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.

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Thank your lucky stars for that!

But wait, you still have lots of time for that too! hah
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07-15-2017, 10:35 PM
My husband gets boils sometimes, goddamn he's gross.
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07-16-2017, 06:25 AM


I'm afraid to ask what that is and there is no way in hell I'm going to google it. Nonono.
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07-16-2017, 01:46 PM
(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.

Skin tags are fun to pop off. If you can stand a tiny bit of pain. You just pull, twist, and squeeze and eventually they come off.
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07-16-2017, 07:32 PM
(07-16-2017, 01:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.

Skin tags are fun to pop off. If you can stand a tiny bit of pain. You just pull, twist, and squeeze and eventually they come off.
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You can put a dot of Compound W Wart remover on a skin tag, it's pain free, and it will fall off in 4 to 5 days.
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07-16-2017, 10:48 PM
(07-16-2017, 07:32 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(07-16-2017, 01:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.

Skin tags are fun to pop off. If you can stand a tiny bit of pain. You just pull, twist, and squeeze and eventually they come off.
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You can put a dot of Compound W Wart remover on a skin tag, it's pain free, and it will fall off in 4 to 5 days.

Oh sure you can do it the easy way, but where's the fun in that?

I'm letting my foot fungus grow just so I can stick my feet in a bowl of fungus eating fish.
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#34
07-17-2017, 10:14 AM
How can you have animals and not know what a boil is?
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07-17-2017, 12:34 PM
Thanks for all the skin tag advice, but I don't have fucking skin tags.
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07-17-2017, 12:49 PM
Your it!
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07-17-2017, 01:16 PM
(07-17-2017, 10:14 AM)BigMark Wrote: How can you have animals and not know what a boil is?


Are you talking to me? If so, I've never had an animal with a boil. Goddamn that word is just full of ick.
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07-17-2017, 01:34 PM
I had a boil on my arm when I was 14 or so, developed from a mosquito bite. Wrist swole up big as my thigh. Dr didn't lance it, put some kind of medicated bandage on it and I came back the next day, you wouldn't believe how much stuff came out of it. had a hole you could stick half a finger in
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07-17-2017, 01:58 PM
King Henry VIII had boils but he also had goils.
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07-17-2017, 03:49 PM
Festering goo.
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