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Let's pretend Jesus is real
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#81
03-20-2018, 05:21 PM
Yeah, but you didn't start a thread specifically for preaching God's word in.
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#82
03-20-2018, 05:27 PM
(03-20-2018, 05:12 PM)sally Wrote: So you're saying Lumpy wasn't very attractive. Did you ever hear the expression if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all? Most Christians have heard that, but only the true practice it.

I wasn’t trying to insult HotD.

She knows she’s a babe, and maybe my point was not very good.

I wasn’t trying to be a dick.

It made sense in my head, apparently just not on paper.
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#83
03-20-2018, 05:31 PM
Not a problem MS. I don't feel insulted -- we're all playing around here.

I just didn't get the comparison to LumpyPussy. She hasn't posted here in ages, we don't have similar styles, we look nothing alike...

Anyway, I doubt Donovan would take your advice on women any more than he'd take it on religion, sports, social policy.
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#84
03-20-2018, 05:36 PM
(03-20-2018, 05:21 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah, but you didn't start a thread specifically for preaching God's word in.


I know better!
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#85
03-20-2018, 05:37 PM
(03-20-2018, 05:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Not a problem MS. I don't feel insulted -- we're all playing around here.

I just didn't get the comparison to LumpyPussy. She hasn't posted here in ages, we don't have similar styles, we look nothing alike...

Anyway, I doubt Donovan would take your advice on women any more than he'd take it on religion, sports, social policy.

Which is why I only give advice if someone asks.

Anyway, you and Lumpy are at opposite ends of the spectrum, which was my point, but wasn’t a very good one apparently.

On to something else.
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#86
03-20-2018, 05:43 PM
I think you are talking about StumpyPussy.
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03-20-2018, 08:55 PM
Or Ren & Stimpy pussy, now THAT would be fun. Try and eat THAT all you nostril goblin collectors. hahahahahaha..........OK I'm back, for now.
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#88
03-21-2018, 09:27 AM
I don't even know who that is. And I'm not shopping for a girlfriend, MS, so thanks for upping the creep factor to 11. For the record, even though I know what most of Mock's female posters look like, that ain't what turns me on. I like intelligence and sass and fire in women. And most of the women here have that in spades.

Beauty fades. Personality counts. Mental stimulation matters.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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03-21-2018, 10:43 AM
I just got a tingle. Sarcastic
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#90
03-21-2018, 12:00 PM
You two should mingle.
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#91
03-21-2018, 12:11 PM
Why don't you make up a jingle.
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#92
03-21-2018, 12:20 PM
Kris Kringle would approve.
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#93
03-21-2018, 12:26 PM
Does he eat Pringles?
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#94
03-21-2018, 12:27 PM
There once was a old man from Mock.
He said, "See the lovely catwalk!"
It was rather old,
But not very strolled,
He just couldn't say no to the stalk.
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03-21-2018, 12:31 PM


Mock is capitalized. Dramaqueen
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#96
03-21-2018, 12:40 PM
I no know what you talk aboot.
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#97
03-21-2018, 12:42 PM
(03-21-2018, 12:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: I no know what you talk aboot.

She demands 8” or you don’t get a shot at the title.
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#98
03-21-2018, 12:53 PM
The old creep-meister strikes again.
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03-21-2018, 12:56 PM
Well I guess I could fold it in half.
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03-21-2018, 01:28 PM
(03-21-2018, 12:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: Well I guess I could fold it in half.

As Milton Berle used to say,

“I’ll pull out just enough to win.”

Sorry, Sal, turn away if you can’t handle this creepy talk.
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