LET'S PRETEND GODDESSES ARE REAL

[sally]

No no no, you sick twisted fuck. Dont even try to take attention from your filthy mouth and mind on my expense, shithead.

[Clang McFly]

Dressing up like you're a fat, opioid addicted Liz Taylor is not screwed up in the head in a good way. It's bad, very fucking bad.

Dressing up makes me smile and isn't harming anyone. Playing poker,beer pong, Cornhole, smoking weed and cigars on Saturday nights makes me smile too. But I always feel  tired and sore the next day, and will probably eventually die from lung cancer. Tell me again how fucking bad my crossdressing is.

[Maggot]

Clang, you can do whatever you want, I don't care unless you go trick or treating all dressed up. And you might want to do that just to walk around in your hood.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, you can do whatever you want, I don't care unless you go trick or treating all dressed up. And you might want to do that just to walk around in your hood.

Yeah maybe I don't want to go walk around my hood....police,ambulance,fire engine sirens blaring outside my window every night.

[BigMark]

[Rootilda]

No no no, you sick twisted fuck. Dont even try to take attention from your filthy mouth and mind on my expense, shithead.

Feeling better today Sally?

[sally]

No, not really.

[Rootilda]

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things improve.

[sally]

I'm probally going to die so maybe good for you, not so much for me.

[Duchess]

Have you been googling your symptoms again?

[sally]

No I had a splitting headache and all I had was crappy Aleve which didnt work so I couldnt stand it anymore and went and bought BC powder which you are not supposed to take with Aleve. So my headache is gone now, but I expect to experience severe liver damage here shortly.

[Rootilda]

I'm sure I'll die long before you considering my advanced age and all.

[sally]

Well it's looking more like you will go first, the old liver seems to have made it this time.

[Rootilda]

Have you tried plain old aspirin for your headaches? I get headaches pretty much every day and aspirin is the only thing that helps.

[sally]

Yeah BC powder is plain aspirin I believe and that's what always works the best for me, but all I had in the cabinet this morning was Aleve. I bought it when we were at a hotel because that's all they had and it sucks dick. I get daily headaches too, sometimes worse than other. Today was really bad.

[sally]

Oh and these aren't drunken headaches for the record, I've gotten them since I was a kid. They usually come on suddenly like when I'm out in the heat. I used to throw up afterwards and then sleep for hours, but that went away as I got older. Now it's just the fucking headache. Thanks so much for listening.

[BigMark]

Regular aspirin is what I prefer but it tears my stomach up, Mexican aspirin does not though... Sally those sound like migraines, no fun. You need some real shit for those.

[sally]

Like a shot gun to the head? I was prescribed ibuprofen 800 once, but that's not even as good as plain old aspirin. Wtf is Mexican aspirin and where do I get it? And if I order it online I'll do it under my husband's name so hopefully he gets deported.

[BigMark]

Oh fuck, I thought it was just Aspirin with a different buffer. Got mine in cabo it says Aspirin for christ sakes...


Metamizole, or dipyrone, is a fever and pain reliever sometimes called "Mexican aspirin." It was removed from the U.S. market in 1979 by the Food and Drug Administration but is available without a prescription in Mexico, other Latin American countries, parts of Asia and Africa.


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/warning-on-...n-aspirin/

[BigMark]

I just took some 5 minutes ago my knee got bruised on my ride.