Mock › Whatever Junk › We Don't Give A Fuck About This Forum v
FUCK OFF FUND

Threaded Mode
FUCK OFF FUND
MirahM Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 10,162
Threads: 364
Joined: Dec 2018
#21
10-13-2019, 12:12 AM
I am never eating another pot sticker again
or pizza roll
or ravioli
or anything that looks like that.

It made my whole body itch

going to take some drugs now

Reply
MirahM Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 10,162
Threads: 364
Joined: Dec 2018
#22
10-13-2019, 12:12 AM
Whew, 2nd page.

Reply
MirahM Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 10,162
Threads: 364
Joined: Dec 2018
#23
10-13-2019, 12:13 AM
SEe what you have done to me! Duchess has caused me to go to hell and you have caused me to take drugs!

Reply
BigMark Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 17,887
Threads: 49
Joined: Nov 2015
#24
10-13-2019, 12:25 AM
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Action is his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spiderman!
Reply
Fry Guy Offline
Cry Baby
Posts: 3,206
Threads: 115
Joined: Feb 2009
#25
10-13-2019, 01:01 AM
(10-13-2019, 12:13 AM)MirahM Wrote: SEe what you have done to me! Duchess has caused me to go to hell and you have caused me to take drugs!

Don't OD.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,959
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#26
10-13-2019, 06:06 AM
(10-12-2019, 09:16 PM)sally Wrote: I know, I saw them while on a mission in Hiroshima. 1100 of our men went in and only 316 of us came out.

28  Staaap. No dentists were sent to Hiroshima.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
cannongal Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,270
Threads: 148
Joined: Aug 2011
#27
10-15-2019, 03:25 PM
(07-11-2018, 02:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Do you have one? I didn't know there was such a thing until recently.


Define "fuck off fund".    I have (what I think) is a weekly fuck off allowance,  a vacation fund,  a family present fund, and a Christmas account.
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#28
10-15-2019, 03:41 PM
First you need a drawer that smells like dirty socks. Then add a a chunk of cheese. then put money in the one clean sock. Keep adding until you cannot take it anymore. Then run away for a few days with the clean "money" sock.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,959
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
#29
10-15-2019, 04:13 PM
(10-15-2019, 03:25 PM)cannongal Wrote: Define "fuck off fund".    I have (what I think) is a weekly fuck off allowance,  a vacation fund,  a family present fund, and a Christmas account.


It looks like you've got it covered!

In my head, a fuck off fund is money to piss away on whatever...
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
cannongal Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,270
Threads: 148
Joined: Aug 2011
#30
10-15-2019, 04:19 PM
(10-15-2019, 04:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
In my head, a fuck off fund is money to piss away on whatever...


Yeah,  definitely got that covered.   Sorry to have had to ask, but I control the finances and have them worked out to the almost the penny  (the only thing I haven't worked out is the overtime-it varies from week to week, and currently goes into 'emergency'),  when I saw your post about a 'fuck off fund'  I thought I missed something in the general scheme of things.
Reply