How Aussie Got Her Groove Back

[Duchess]

I'll leave.

Stop that. Don't make me come down there & drag you back here.

[Carsman]

Well that's great Clang, I don't need you to go at Superman speed. Yes and I have never judged you about your cross dressing I have always supported that.

Well that's great. Super. Now if you could stop judging my other stuff and trying to change me into someone I'm not, I'd greatly appreciate it. Because if I'm not allowed to be myself at Mock, I might as well leave.

I'm not judging you Clang, I've never judged you. Yes, you gross me out sometimes, but like a brother. I am the least judgmental person you will ever meet in your life. Its horrible when someone has misinterpreted or a miscommunication has come across as something it's not. It doesn't help with someone saying cross dressing is weird.....to them, it's normal to others, it's not my place to ever judge anyone. I'll leave.

Jesus Christ.  Clang doesn't need to leave and neither do you aussie.

I don't think Clang needs/wants life lessons any more than you need/want lessons on how to think.

You've acknowledged that you feel bad about coming across like you're riding Clang's ass all the time and giving him unwanted/unneeded advice.  So why not just stop doing that and move forward with getting your groove on in here?

Just "turn the page" on this subject Aussie and Clangster, and let it go, get involved in some other lite hearted  thread!

It will be good for us all!

[Clang McFly]

Well that's great Clang, I don't need you to go at Superman speed. Yes and I have never judged you about your cross dressing I have always supported that.

Well that's great. Super. Now if you could stop judging my other stuff and trying to change me into someone I'm not, I'd greatly appreciate it. Because if I'm not allowed to be myself at Mock, I might as well leave.

I'm not judging you Clang, I've never judged you. Yes, you gross me out sometimes, but like a brother. I am the least judgmental person you will ever meet in your life. Its horrible when someone has misinterpreted or a miscommunication has come across as something it's not. It doesn't help with someone saying cross dressing is weird.....to them, it's normal to others, it's not my place to ever judge anyone. I'll leave.

Don't leave Aussie. I'm an asshole and a hypocrite. I was judging you and assuming you were rich and trying to change you and get you to stop your inappropriate behavior(IMHO) also.So don't leave, I'll just try harder to resist your "reprogramming". I really am mostly a nice guy and the Aussie Cult is one of the nicer ones I've come across.

[Carsman]

Well that's great Clang, I don't need you to go at Superman speed. Yes and I have never judged you about your cross dressing I have always supported that.

Well that's great. Super. Now if you could stop judging my other stuff and trying to change me into someone I'm not, I'd greatly appreciate it. Because if I'm not allowed to be myself at Mock, I might as well leave.

I'm not judging you Clang, I've never judged you. Yes, you gross me out sometimes, but like a brother. I am the least judgmental person you will ever meet in your life. Its horrible when someone has misinterpreted or a miscommunication has come across as something it's not. It doesn't help with someone saying cross dressing is weird.....to them, it's normal to others, it's not my place to ever judge anyone. I'll leave.

Don't leave Aussie. I'm an asshole and a hypocrite. I was judging you and assuming you were rich and trying to change you and get you to stop your inappropriate behavior(IMHO) also.So don't leave, I'll just try harder to resist your "reprogramming". I really am mostly a nice guy and the Aussie Cult is one of the nicer ones I've come across.

There ya go Clangster good man,     now Aussie ?

[ZEROSPHERES]

Don't leave Aussie........The Aussie Cult is one of the nicer ones I've come across.

Marriage has really changed Aussie for the better.




I see adoption in her future

[Clang McFly]

Well that's great Clang, I don't need you to go at Superman speed. Yes and I have never judged you about your cross dressing I have always supported that.

Well that's great. Super. Now if you could stop judging my other stuff and trying to change me into someone I'm not, I'd greatly appreciate it. Because if I'm not allowed to be myself at Mock, I might as well leave.

I'm not judging you Clang, I've never judged you. Yes, you gross me out sometimes, but like a brother. I am the least judgmental person you will ever meet in your life. Its horrible when someone has misinterpreted or a miscommunication has come across as something it's not. It doesn't help with someone saying cross dressing is weird.....to them, it's normal to others, it's not my place to ever judge anyone. I'll leave.

Don't leave Aussie. I'm an asshole and a hypocrite. I was judging you and assuming you were rich and trying to change you and get you to stop your inappropriate behavior(IMHO) also.So don't leave, I'll just try harder to resist your "reprogramming". I really am mostly a nice guy and the Aussie Cult is one of the nicer ones I've come across.

There ya go Clangster good man,     now Aussie ?

I don't know. She's a smort corker, she'll see through my sarcastic, joking somewhat insincere apology.

[Carsman]

Well that's great. Super. Now if you could stop judging my other stuff and trying to change me into someone I'm not, I'd greatly appreciate it. Because if I'm not allowed to be myself at Mock, I might as well leave.

I'm not judging you Clang, I've never judged you. Yes, you gross me out sometimes, but like a brother. I am the least judgmental person you will ever meet in your life. Its horrible when someone has misinterpreted or a miscommunication has come across as something it's not. It doesn't help with someone saying cross dressing is weird.....to them, it's normal to others, it's not my place to ever judge anyone. I'll leave.

Don't leave Aussie. I'm an asshole and a hypocrite. I was judging you and assuming you were rich and trying to change you and get you to stop your inappropriate behavior(IMHO) also.So don't leave, I'll just try harder to resist your "reprogramming". I really am mostly a nice guy and the Aussie Cult is one of the nicer ones I've come across.

There ya go Clangster good man,     now Aussie ?

I don't know. She's a smort corker, she'll see through my sarcastic, joking somewhat insincere apology.

Hope she doesn't like I didn't!

[Love Child]

Wow, I missed out on the drama. Good job Clang! Getting Aussie to leave!
Just kidding.
I logged out of mock recently , but never said I was leaving! I just logged out for a few days!

OH EM GEE!

[Clang McFly]

Wow, I missed out on the drama. Good job Clang! Getting Aussie to leave!
Just kidding.
I logged out of mock recently , but never said I was leaving! I just logged out for a few days!

OH EM GEE!

Hopefully Aussie won't really leave, she'll realize we're a family here at Mock and all families have their disagreements and fights but if they're strong like I believe this Mock family is, they stick together through the good times and the bad.

[Love Child]

I feel like Aussie puts herself on the outside, consders hereself different, not from the same place etc etc
I rarely hear her say, "I am one of you!"

[BigMark]

I think she would rub my belly with enthusiasm and vigor.

[HairOfTheDog]

Enthusiasm, vigor......... and itching powder.

[Clang McFly]

I feel like Aussie puts herself on the outside, consders hereself different, not from the same place etc etc
I rarely hear her say, "I am one of you!"

I can understand that feeling. I felt like that when I started hanging out with my brother's college friend/poker buddy. I still sometimes do. Especially when I think how they got me drinking craft beer, buying beer and I'm starting to get a little more into watching sports. But then I think how it  would all come crashing down if they realized I'm not truly one of them because I secretly wear women's clothing.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not gone, and Mock is still one of my sentimental gavorite sites to visit online. Occasionally, I lose my mirth and find myself too much in the sun. When that happens I like to take a breather and decompress for a bit. In these days when no one seems to know the difference between a hawk and a handsaw, such self-inflicted exiles allow me to only be mad when the wind is north-northwest, and return to active posting when the wind is southerly once again.

Pretend it's blowing in a southerly direction; it's the closest I could find.

[BigMark]

That's a great blow job.

[sally]

Hey Aussie, come back. I discovered something on the internet that you would love.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I miss Aussie already. Hope she comes back soon.

[Carsman]

Hey Aussie, come back. I discovered something on the internet that you would love.

I miss Aussie already. Hope she comes back soon.

Seems like Aussie is AWOL again! Pity.

[Duchess]

Not exactly AWOL. I've talked to her, she's just busy, she'll be back.

[Clang McFly]

Not exactly AWOL. I've talked to her, she's just busy, she'll be back.

*Narrating*


Not even the foul stench of the Mighty Clangosaurus can drive the wild Australian dingbat away.

Oh and look! There's the rare and elusive Ramseycat shedding her skinsuit.

Creepy voice: (Its about damn time.)