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Lies! All damn lies!
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(10-20-2018, 09:13 PM)BigMark Wrote: What is the hook for?
To snag your balls on.
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A handbag, I think. That's a good place to cut up some lines.
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Ahhh......you are a cokehead. That actually makes a lot of sense
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(10-20-2018, 09:13 PM)BigMark Wrote: What is the hook for?
Apparently you've never been in a woman's public restroom. Those pigs would hang their bloody tampon on it and then proceed to squat and hover over the toilet while squirting piss all over the floor and toilet seat as to avoid germs they might catch from sitting on the toilet seat like a normal fucking person. So now nobody can use the fucking toilet because there is piss and blood splattered everywhere and you have to look through all the stalls to find one that is halfway clean and you don't even bother unless you're ready to piss your pants.
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I think the hook is a multi-purpose hanger.
Keys. Check
Handbag. Check
Chained wallet. Check
Masochist's ball sack. Check
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After reading sal's post and pondering the hook's multi-functionality further.......
Bloody tampon (not mine!). Check.
Used condom. Check.
Damp wash cloth: Check.
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(10-20-2018, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Depends. Uncheck
Scrunchies and hairbands. Check.
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We went to a camp site in Colorado and this old cunt would toss her piss soaked depends over the garbage can in the community bathroom every morning, not making it all the way in and just letting it hang there dripping piss. Like not a care in the fucking world. I caught her doing it.
This was the same old bitch that came over to our camp site and asked if we could keep it down because her group has to get up early in the morning to go hiking. People have to get up early in the morning to go to work, who the fucks got to get up early in the morning to go hiking. Fuck off.
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Toe nail clippers. Check.
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(10-20-2018, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: We went to a camp site in Colorado and this old cunt would toss her piss soaked depends over the garbage can in the community bathroom every morning, not making it all the way in and just letting it hang there dripping piss. Like not a care in the fucking world. I caught her doing it.
This was the same old bitch that came over to our camp site and asked if we could keep it down because her group has to get up early in the morning to go hiking. People have to get up early in the morning to go to work, who the fucks got to get up early in the morning to go hiking. Fuck off.
That's gross and uncool.
I get up early in the morning to go hiking sometimes.
But, I wouldn't ask anyone to stop partying at anytime at a campsite (or anywhere really). She was definitely a pissy old bitch.
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Clang is gonna be a pissy old bitch.
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(10-20-2018, 10:47 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clang is gonna be a pissy old bitch. No I'm not. I was at a concert in the park in Cohoes this summer and a pissy old he-bitch didn't want my brother and me to stand up and dance up in front while him and his old fart friends sat down.
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(10-20-2018, 10:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Scrunchies
WellWellWell, missy. The only reason I'm not getting on your case is because of my respect for both you and RBG who also wears them. Any other person would be feeling the wrath of my tongue. 
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