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POLITICAL HUMOR & SATIRE
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#501
05-08-2020, 03:47 PM
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#502
05-08-2020, 04:07 PM
(05-08-2020, 03:47 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [Image: EXhAFQKXYAAcOBj?format=jpg]

Yeah, they'd be able to do it at least once! hah
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#503
05-08-2020, 04:42 PM
That's a really stupid analogy.
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05-08-2020, 06:06 PM
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#505
05-08-2020, 08:11 PM
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The year is 2086 Ruth Bader Ginsberg
has just voiced her opinion on the effects of
Moon mining on the image of "The man in the moon"
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05-08-2020, 08:32 PM
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05-09-2020, 01:08 AM
Shame you were dropped on your head as a baby. Several times.
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05-09-2020, 04:49 AM
(05-08-2020, 06:06 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [Image: EXhZ4P9WkAEXZ-v?format=jpg]


hah  Truth
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05-09-2020, 07:04 AM
(05-09-2020, 01:08 AM)Rootilda Wrote: Shame you were dropped on your head as a baby.  Several times.

It's not my fault my parents wanted an NBA star.
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05-09-2020, 10:41 AM
(05-08-2020, 08:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: [Image: Screen-Shot-2020-04-25-at-9.34.41-PM.png...C464&ssl=1]


So, Joe's a switch hitter! hah
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05-10-2020, 12:10 AM
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05-10-2020, 09:14 AM
I never understood why these dopes even think that their lies and bullshit evidence will be somehow overlooked especially in the political arena.
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05-10-2020, 11:02 AM
I witnessed some kid on a bike get grazed by a car and took a picture of the license plate. Afterwords I realized my phone could get seized as evidence and should have wrote it down. The law is a cruel place.
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05-10-2020, 05:13 PM
My lawyer told me once that if I see an accident look the other way.
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05-10-2020, 09:36 PM
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05-11-2020, 02:26 AM
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some of you kids may not get this; google "jaws"
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05-11-2020, 08:21 PM
(05-08-2020, 03:44 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [Image: EXg4SGOU4AAuDPD?format=jpg]

I want one of those,  where'd you find it?
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05-16-2020, 01:50 PM
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05-17-2020, 05:35 AM
I'd love to be able to keep all the rational people at home and give all those drunken muthafuckas the keys to the car, drive, bitches, drive.

If it weren't for the healthcare workers I'd like to send them all out to socialize right now too. I don't give a shit if they pack themselves into bars & restaurants or concerts and stadiums. Go, yuck it up, scream in each other's faces, swap spit, I just don't give a fuck.
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05-17-2020, 04:01 PM
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