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[Cynical Ninja]

[user=115]Borndragon[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Or a new body pillow.  I pamper myself!! ::banana::

That is superb.


:dude:

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

Any fuckwit can compose an E-mail and claim it was sent to them by anybody they choose.

I HAVE NEVER E-MAILED YOU, I DO NOT KNOW YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE, YOU ARE LYING.

END. OF. STORY.

(maybe a shadow person sent the email)

That is more likely to be true than the tissue of lies Antbitch has concocted.

[The Antagonist]

But they're YOUR shadow people d'OP.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

But they're YOUR shadow people d'OP.

FYI I haven't seen any shadow people for months, I trust them more than I trust a lying cunt like you though.


:kiss::

[Middle Finger]

It's fucked up that you would trust shadow people at all, you deranged rodent raper.

[Cynical Ninja]

Shadow people are honest folk, they have no hidden agenda and stay away from baseless muck throwing and allegations.

[The Antagonist]

Like accusing someone of starring in bestiality films? Or blowing dogs and horses?

Maybe you like them because they make you believe you're taller than smurf?

[Cynical Ninja]

Come off it.

We all know how much you lurve your animal "friends".

Maybe you could get MF's talking dog to act as a sort of Hugh Hefner figure at your bestiality ranch?

[The Antagonist]

......
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick ⿿em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin⿿ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They⿿re gonna get you every time
Well, I don⿿t want no short people
Don⿿t want no short people
Don⿿t want no short people
⿿round here

[Cynical Ninja]

I would rather be 5'7" than a human spunk bucket for our many four legged friends.
And FYI I don't have short man syndrome, never have had, I am more than comfortable with my height and appearence, the many women I have fucked in my life would agree, in fact I am quite vain, the mirror is one of my best friends.

[Middle Finger]

OP, every time you make fun of me saying my dog can practically talk and is emotionally intelligent, just remember, all I picture is some short, rotten-toothed, British fem-muslim talking to hamsters and training them for a $2 profit.

Shut the fuck up and go stare at a habitrail.

[The Antagonist]

.....
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin⿿ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

[Cynical Ninja]

I have had to put up with quips about my height all my life, it has turned me into the feisty little thick skinned, arrogant cunt you see before you.
I understand you have been reduced to it because you can't think of anything else, and that's fine I understand, you can only use the material you are provided with.

Next?

::::wait::

[Middle Finger]

I haven't really dipped into that reservoir yet, so this short thing is new to me. I'm enjoying it. How tall are you, OP ... you little midget fuck?

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

OP, every time you make fun of me saying my dog can practically talk and is emotionally intelligent, just remember, all I picture is some short, rotten-toothed, British fem-muslim talking to hamsters and training them for a $2 profit.

Shut the fuck up and go stare at a habitrail.

And whenever I think of you all I picture is this......

[Duchess]

[The Antagonist]

I have had to put up with quips about my height all my life, it has turned me into the feisty little thick skinned, arrogant cunt you see before you.

I understand you have been reduced to it because you can't think of anything else, and that's fine I understand, you can only use the material you are provided with.

Next?

::::wait::

That is called classic little man syndrome. Your vile and nasty personality came to be because of the defense mechanism for being a tiny speck of a man. It helps you compensate for all you lack.

Most of which is the same thing you try to throw at me.... unoriginality. I can think of plenty to say but I decided to copy YOUR mocking style toward me. As you've made it your campaign to stalk me from topic to topic calling me liar and some other foul dopey shit about animals..... I decided that I will flatter you with the same and just put a twist on this..... I play with you with the truth. I have no need to make anything up when it comes to you, Papa Smurf.

We all know you're a liar, you make up tall tales of beating dogs and police dogs attacking for no reason and how you rescued people from such an attack.

How about that ankle? Is it ok now? Did you get compensated for your mangled leg?

[Maggot]

.......little cars that go beep,beep,beep.......I like that song!::bigg::

[OnBendedKnee]

[sally]

I have had to put up with quips about my height all my life, it has turned me into the feisty little thick skinned, arrogant cunt you see before you.

Synthetic growth hormone is working wonders for children with pituitary dwarfism. Too bad it wasn't around when you were a youngster,maybe you wouldbe less of a prick if you reachednormalheight. Oh well, too late now. I hear it's not so bad being a dwarf though, so buck up little cowboy ::aww::